RCL no. 6387 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-13-18

What do you think, Captain Obvious? I'd say we're in a bit of a gray area, Skeleton Man! That can't be right! Nor wrong! Ha, ha... I get it! NEXT!!!!

RCL no. 6391 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-18

What's up, Chen? I said something stupid to my wife again, so she's making me stand outside to wallow in my shame, Captain Obvious. At least, she didn't kick you're ass, right? No, that comes later... Say, maybe you can stick around and offer me some protect- Oh, hell no... I'm not going to tangle with that fat-ass bitch!

RCL no. 6409 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-18

What's going on, Captain USA? I'm here to relieve you, Captain Obvious... This must mean it's the end of my shift! Wow... You figured that out all by yourself? Yes... After weeks and weeks of handwritten computations! That would explain the stacks of paper behind you.

RCL no. 6441 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-18

Hey, Captain Obvious... What's up, Conciergeman? Everyone back at he Justice Association wanted me to tell you you're doing a great job guarding these stacks of paper. Thanks! I think they were being ironic. There's no stronger compli-ment than one encased in steel!

RCL no. 6475 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-18

Whatcha doing, Captain Obvious? Levitating, Melty! Isn't it OBVIOUS? My question was rhetorical. Whatever that means! It's a question not looking for an answer. Then why in the name of Phreaky's tits did you ask it?

RCL no. 6521 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-12-19

It's up to you and me to save the world, Aguafish! *gasp* You okay, Aquafish? Can't........breath. Maybe, we should have met near the ocean! You THINK?

RCL no. 6532 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-17-19

What are you doing here, Captain Obvious? Watching you take a dump, Holly! Is that some kind of sick sexual fetish of yours? I'll let you know when you're finished! Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm just here to change my tampon! UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

RCL no. 6603 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-23-19

So, how'd the surgery go, Doc? Isn't it obvious, Captain Obvious? Isn't what obvious? The blood I'm covered in... Never end a sentence with a preposition! Okay... The blood I'm covered in, you stupid, moronic, infantile, fuck-faced idiot!

RCL no. 6642 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-19-19

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Half-Ass? I don't know, Captain Obvious... Are you thinking about Chris Pratt butt-fucking a drunk Jessica Tandy? Yes! Oh. What are you thinking now? That I'd better cancel my subscription to High Society magazine!

RCL no. 6675 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-31-19

What say we go out and fight crime today, Half-Ass? How 'bout we stay inside and find out what's happening to Luke and Laura, Captain Obvious? Holy long-running soap operas! Is that story line still going on? It's been going solid for almost forty years! How are Laura's tits holding up? Surprisingly, well... Luke's sagging nutsack is a different story, however!

RCL no. 6826 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-19

Captain Obvious? Obviously! How are you able to walk on water? Helium-filled superhero boots! NEXT!!

RCL no. 6847 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-27-19

What's the plan today, Amishman? I thought I'd slop the pigs, then clean out all the cowshit in the barn... Wouldn't you rather help me fight crime? What kind of crime could there possibly be in the Amish community? I heard some guy staying with the Lapp family named John Book kicked the crap out of a redneck wielding an icecream cone in town yesterday!

RCL no. 6885 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-02-19

How's life, Downer Dan? Take a wild guess, Captain Obvious! Flying squirrels mate for life? What in the name of buttfucking Amish people are you talking about? You told me to take a wild guess. So, I did. Duh-uh.

RCL no. 6930 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-05-19

Looks like we're too late, Captain Obvoius! Obviously, Whiskey Boy! Are you standing in a hole? It would seem so!

RCL no. 7004 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-16-19

What are you do, Captain Obvious? Guarding the cooler, Roger! What happened to the regular waterboy? A more important position opened up for him! Oh... So, how long will you be here? Until a less important position opens up for me!

RCL no. 7012 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-04-20

So, it's 2020... I new decade! Hopefully, I will be taken more seriuosly these next ten years than I was the last ten! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS IS WONDER WOMAN'S LITTLE BITCH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Or fucking not!

RCL no. 7104 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-20

Captain Obvious? What are you doing in my bedroom? Well, obviously, I'm following the CDC guidelines of staying indoors to keep from spreading the chink virus! Yeah, but you're supposed to stay at your house... I think I should tell my dad your here. Shhhhh... He doesn't need to know! DAD!!! SHHHHHHHH!!!!!

RCL no. 7105 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-20

So, how's business, Bill? Slow, obviously, since no one is coming to the dealership because of the chink virus, Captain Obvious. Obviously! I thought you'd already know that since you are the captain of obvious. There are some things that aren't so obvious to me! Well, this is kinda a big one... Maybe, you should be demoted to Corporal Clueless!

RCL no. 7118 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-03-20

Would do you think, Half-Sharkman? What do I think about what, Captain Obvious? About this whole Corona beer academic? I think it proves you're super-moronic! So, I'm immune? Sweet!

RCL no. 7298 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-21

Well, Pinky... This is the end of the road for us! Speak for yourself, cocksucker! Just "cocksucker"? What? You want to be known as a SUPER cocksucker? If, you're good at something, never do it for free!

RCL no. 7320 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-21

Captain Obvious? Obviously! Why are you here at my business? I've been reassiged to OSHA... So, I'm here to make sure you're not wasting electricity! I take it no one told you what OSHA does.

RCL no. 7678 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-23

What's for dinner, Captain Obvious? Your mother! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Can you save me her left breast and right thigh? ???

RCL no. 7654 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-07-22

Thank you for meeting me in the basement, Holly.. And are you going to try to molest me, Captain Obvious? Of course, not! Do you think I'm some kind of sicko who'd molest little girls? I apologize for the accusation... So, why did you invite me here? I wanted to ask you if your younger brother likes gladiator movies... Why, I don't really know, but I'm sure he- wait a minute!

RCL no. 7643 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-15-22

Ready to protect the President, Superboy? Absolutely, Captain Obvious! Super! When do I get to meet him? Yeah, about that... Are you saying the rumors about Brandon being a pedo are true?

RCL no. 7618 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-03-22

Alright, Fonziman... Our job is to provide security for today's soccer game! But, I have no experience working a crowd, Captain Obvious! That's okay... It's a women's soccer game! So, there'll be no crowd? And, they call ME, Captain Obvious!