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Our Animal Friends by boloboffin
1-15-09

So my master started watching "The Dog Whisperer."

Oh, gee. How's that going?

We spend hours and hours trying to achieve "calm submissive."

You could learn a little something from us cats.

Are you kidding me? You're the least submissive animals I know.

Yeah, but if you can learn to fake it, they leave you alone.

4-09-12 3:49pm (new)

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Groovy! - That's not what he meant! by edoggydog
3-21-11

I got your cat's blood test back from the lab...

Groovy!

Uh, not so "groovy", I'm afraid. He's got cancer and it's terminal... I think it's time to put your cat down.

I understand. I'll go do it now...

You're FAT! And, you're UGLY! And, you're STUPID! And, you're RETARDED! And, you're...

?

4-12-12 10:56am (new)

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RCL no. 2990 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-31-12

I keep telling you to stop drinking out of the toilet, yet you keep doing it...

Why do you keep drinking out of the toilet, you stupid fucking cat?

Because, the water in the toilet is cleaner than that in my water bowl... I mean, it's been three years since you refreshed it, you stupid fucking human!

Oh. Sorry.

5-31-12 5:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 425 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-19-05

CRACK!

Mee-OUCH!!

Congratulations!

You are now officially "pussy-whipped"!

Yesss!

7-19-12 10:50am (new)

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Groovy! - My Fucking Cat From Hell by edoggydog
8-25-12

Today, I was watching some lame-ass show on Animal Planet called, "My Cat From Hell"...

...and the bald-headed freak on the show said he is totally against declawing cats, but is perfectly fine with neutering them... Oh, Yeah?

How about we give him the option of having either his fingernails removed or his balls sawed off... Which one do you the he'd choose?

8-25-12 10:31pm (new)

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Groovy! - MORE Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
8-27-12

Georgetown student, Sandra Fluke, will be speaking at the Democratic Convention...

You probably remember for her testifying in front of Congress, claiming that birth control is too expensive, and the taxpayers should pay for her having sex...

Have you seen what this woman looks like? I mean, since when do lesbians need birth control?

8-27-12 8:50pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat [canine version] by edoggydog
12-15-12

I read online that officials in Montreal want dogs to be "bilingual" -understanding both English and French...

Well, I have just one thing to say those half-a-sissies to the north of us:

Va te faire foutre!

12-15-12 9:32am (new)

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Groovy! - MORE Deep Fucking Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
12-28-12

The city of San Diego is installing a 25 -foot bronze statue of "The Kiss" in TUNA Harbor Park, near G Street...

Am I the only one who sees both the irony and humor in this?

Am I the only one who got hard finding out there actually is a Tuna Harbor?

12-28-12 2:36pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
1-16-13

I saw Bill Clinton interviewed on Golf Channel's "Feherty" today... The former President said his favorite country to visit is Singapore, saying he likes to fly in for a quick eighteen holes.

I think he meant a round of golf...

...but I doubt it.

1-16-13 8:23pm (new)

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Groovy! - CAT-astrophe (part 1) by edoggydog
3-27-13

?

That looks like a perfect place to take a well-deserved nap...

Groovy! - CAT-astrophe (part 2) by edoggydog
3-27-13

You must be Professor Kayaus... I'm here for the assistant position.

Great! I need you to step into that transport pod...

Transporter pod?

Yes... It breaks you down to a molecular level, transport you across great distances, then reassembles you back to whole!

Is it, um, safe?

Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Groovy! - CAT-astrophe (part 3) by edoggydog
3-27-13

I'm not sure about this... Where exactly are you transporting me?

Well, the university cut my funding, so I only have one pod. I'll just send you around the world and back to this same pod...

Okay... But, you better have my $50 per diem when I return.

Yeah. Sure. Whatever... Get in the pod!

YESSS!

3-27-13 5:37pm (new)

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Groovy! - CAT-astrophe (part 4) by edoggydog
3-27-13

Okay... Now what?

I'm going to transport you around the world and back... It'll take about sixty seconds.

Um, I think there's a cat in-

HOLD ON TIGHT!!

Groovy! - CAT-astrophe (part 5) by edoggydog
3-27-13

(About sixty seconds later...)

You're back! Everything okay?

I don't know... I feel really warm all-of-the-sudden.

I can explain that... You just went around the world in sixty seconds! Of course, you feel warm.

Why do I have an overwhelming craving for sardines?

I can't explain that.

Groovy! - CAT-astrophe (finale) by edoggydog
3-27-13

I don't feel right, professor... Like everything is jumbled up inside.

Probably, just motion sickness....

My legs feel like they haven't been shaved in like FOREVER!

That's odd... Come on out and let me take a look at you.

And, that's how I became Catwoman...

Groovy!

3-27-13 5:38pm (new)

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RCL no. 3000 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-02-12

And, this is RandomComic-LayoutGuy's virtual garage...

There sure are a lot of papers in here.

These are all of his comics he wrote but decided not to upload onto this website...

There must be thousands of rejected comics!

If, you think the three-thousand he DID upload stink, it boggles the mind to think how bad these must be.

Yes. My mind is completely boggled!

7-01-13 8:37am (new)

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Groovy! - New Year Resolutons from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
12-31-13

For 2014, I resolve to take more naps!

What were you expecting? A cure for cancer? I'm a fucking CAT!

12-31-13 5:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 3966 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-15-14

Next on TNT... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Cat on a Warm Car Hood."

We've gotten complaints of you making a lot of noise at night... I'm writing you a ticket for disturbing the peace.

What's your first name?

Meow?

How do you spell that? I don't know vietnamese...

3-15-14 12:17pm (new)

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Groovy! - Presents: Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
5-30-14

We now present, "Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat"...

Why don't they have spelling bees in China?

Join us next time for another episode of, "Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat".

5-30-14 11:27am (new)

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Groovy! - Glowing Bunks by edoggydog
7-27-14

Sure, I'll tell you all about the crazy party I went to...

Groovy!

I got so wasted, I spent most of the night in the bathroom blowing CHUNKS!!

Wow... Sounds like you got really sick!

"No... Chunks is my friend's cat!"

*glorp*

Mind the teeth.

7-27-14 6:47pm (new)

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Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat Theater by edoggydog
8-25-14

We now present: "More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat Theater"...

If, someone says to you, "Never end a sentence with a preposition", aren't they technically doing the same thing?

Join us next time for another episode of, "More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat Theater".

8-25-14 2:18pm (new)

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Groovy! - MORE Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat by edoggydog
8-27-14

We now present another episode of, "Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat"...

Do bees have spelling humans?

Join us next time for another episode of, "Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat".

8-27-14 5:22pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - MORE Thoughts from My Stupid Fucking Cat by edoggydog
10-06-14

WHAT THE FUCK??

?

EGGSFORKNOCKERS IS REALLY ICONOCLASTIC??? THE ONLY REASON I HANDED CC590 TO HIM IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS A NEWBIE!!!

What the Planet WTF???

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME MY STUPID FUCKING CAT THREW UP ON MY $695 I-PHONE, WHICH WASN'T COVERED UNDER THE WARRANTY!!!!!!

Shame on you, eggsforknockers. SHAME...ON...YOU!

10-06-14 2:23pm (new)

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Groovy! - It's Not What You Think by edoggydog
10-08-14

Yesterday, I kicked TOBOR's ass in "cornholing"...

DAMMIT! TOBOR MISSED THE HOLE AGAIN!!

That's nine games in a row I've won... Pay up, bitch!

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole

It's not what you think*.

10-08-14 11:11am (new)

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CC590: Poor Thing is Just Hungry by brycekain
10-05-14

Meow?

Not now, kitty. I'm trying to use the bathroom.

I would feed myself, but I'm not entirely independent and I need you to help me so I can eat. I'm very hungry and can't get into the cat food. Can you please help me?

I SAID NOT NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!

*clears throat* and I said GET ME SOME KIBBLES N BITS, FUCKER!

AHHHHHH!!!! PLANETWTF?!?

12-19-14 10:41am (new)

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RCL no. 4546 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-27-15

Oh, crap... I guess getting into the red spray paint while high on catnip wasn't such a great idea!

MatbeÂ®, my owner won't notice when he comes home...

"WHAT...THE...FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UK?"

He noticed.

1-27-15 12:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 4776 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-27-15

Fuck.

What's wrong, Cat?

I bet all my money on American Pharoah to win.

And, he did... What's the problem?

I'm into my catnip dealer for $100,000 and now I have to give up a tenth of my winnings to pay him.

Holy shit... Just how much in residuals did you make from those Meow MixÂ® commercials?

6-27-15 10:02am (new)

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RCL no. 4961 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-05-15

It is time, Cat...

Wait. I'm only on life number one... I still have eight lives left.

Oh, yeah... I keep forgetting to do that darn feline conversion.

Anyhoo... I really need to take a dump. Do you mind?

Not at all...The litterbox is in the back bedroom. Have at it.

11-05-15 2:57pm (new)

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RCL no. 4990 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-23-15

What are you doing?

Trying to wipe this cat shit of yours I just stepped in on the cartoon panel wall...

But, if you do that, you'll make this comic stink!

What else is new, Captain Obvious?

I think you have me confused with one of the other running characters in this strip... I'm the stupid fucking-

Holy crap, this is grossing me out! EVER THOUGHT OF USING A LITTER BOX, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT???

11-24-15 11:01am (new)

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