RCL no. 6903 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-14-19

I'll take that room... That one on the right? Yes. Well, it was pointing at the room on the right first! When you say "it", do you mean that bullshit, made up Air Dick of yours? Yes, and don't make this weird.

RCL no. 6947 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-19-19

As you can see, the Air Dick has grown way too long! I don't see anything, matey! Arrrrrgh! I need you cut it in have with your cutlass. I'd be swinging at air, me landlubber! Correction: Air Dick. RCLG must not be finding a lot of random layouts to work with this morning to come up with this crap-ass comic! AAAAARRRGGH!!!

RCL no. 6952 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-19

Meanwhile, back at Bill's part-time Starbucks job... Hey, boss... Is it okay if I take the Air Dick outside for a smoke break? "THAT'S ITS THIRD SMOKE BREAK IN THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES!!!" Is that a yes? "GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!!!" Is that a no?

Groovy! - Volume, Volume, VOLUME!!! by edoggydog 11-01-19

WELCOME TO FORD!! ! HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN SUV??? OR HOW ABOUT A MUSTANG??? VROOOM!! VROOOM!!! WELCOME TO FORD!! ! HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN SUV??? OR HOW ABOUT A MUSTANG??? VROOOM!! VROOOM!!! Why are you yelling at the customers? You told me I had to increase my sales volume.

RCL no. 6988 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-19

Meanwhile, back in the carwash rack... Have you finished detailing that Mustang GT, Butch? No. Well, it's been three hours and my customer is about to walk! So? So, I stand to lose my $2500 sales commission! I make $12 per hour... Do you think I give a shit about your @%#$ commission??

RCL no. 6993 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-03-19

Air Dick, Wirthling? Air Body, Bill? Yes. Wait. What?

RCL no. 6994 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-03-19

*rub* *rub* *rub* What are you doing, Bill? The Air Dick has some residual Air Spooge from its jack off session earlier and I'm wiping it off on this here wall. I don't see a thing! If, you turn out the lights and shine a black light on the wall, you'll see it. Yes. YOU. WILL. SEE. IT!!!! When was your last mental exam, Bill?

RCL no. 7011 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-24-19

Air Dick, Perm? What is this? Air. Dick. Perm. Did I stutter? No, I mean, where am I? I thought I went to hell... Maybe, I was dreaming that while drunk... Whatever. Can you take me back to civilization? Of course! After I share with you the never-ending story of the rise the now infamous Air Dick. Chapter One of 1,209,099,765,633 chapters. We need to go back to 760 B.C. when... Nope. I'm still in hell!

RCL no. 7014 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-20

Bill visits the on-site dealership coffee shop... Are your lattes really foamy? Does a hairy lesbian earth-girl shit in the woods? Is she a vegan? I suppose so, but I don't see how that's germain to my original question. It has to do with whether or not she uses toilet paper or tree bark to wipe her ass when she's finished shitting... Take the Air Dick, for example. It wouldn't even THINK about- YES, OUR FUCKING LATTES ARE VERY FUCKING FOAMY!!!

RCL no. 7143 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-04-20

Air Dick, Jesus? This weird obsession, bordering on worship of your Air Dick will ultimately condemn you to hell, Bill. It will? Yes. Air Dick, Jesus?

RCL no. 7246 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-20

Today, Bill goes the extra yard to impress one of the dealership's biggest clients... THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MY NEW MUSTANG GT CONVERTIBLE TO MY HOUSE!! You're welcome... It's waiting for you outside. I HOPE IT'S RED LIKE I ASKED!! Actually, it's blue... WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY WOULD A RED ROBOT WHO LIVES IN A RED HOUSE WANT A BLUE CAR??? It matches my suit.

RCL no. 7260 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-12-20

This is Ford's new electric vehicle... Nice. What's it called? The Cloud. Interesting... Why did they name it that? Because, it's such a piece of shit, it rains parts off it as it rolls down the highway! I love buttered rolls! Right, Schnookums?

RCL no. 7289 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-21

...and, per your request, I present to thee the infamous Air Dick! I don't see it. You're staring right at it. It looks like you're holding the edge of that table. Please, just stick to the script... I barely get any time on this strip as it is nowadays. So, how did you and the A-Dick meet?

RCL no. 7316 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-21

How's the car business, Bill? Sucks... In fact, it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY sucks! At least, it doesn't swallow, right? It does that, too. Like a cum-gurgling whore! The kind of cum-gurgling whore Joe_Rags and atomiccrotch go in on to celebrate spoiling one of RCLG's SFPD's!

RCL no. 7330 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-29-21

Hey, Frank... Say hi to the Air Di- Shhhhhhhh... Not now, Bill. I'm in my rainbow zone, enjoying a hot, delicious cup of my World's Famous Coffee! Perfect! You see, the Air Dick is the perfect compli- *SLUUUURRRRRP* Okay. I'll come back.

RCL no. 7352 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-21

Meanwhile, back at the dealership... I'm sorry... But due to the supply chain issues caused by the current administration, the Ford Bronco you ordered is not in... Well, that sucks! I already sold my Maverick and now I don't have a vehicle! I can lend you an Escort until it arrives... I appreciate the offer, but whore sex is not going to be much of a help in this situation. I need a car. The Escort is a car! What kind of sicko dealership are you running here, partner?

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RCL no. 7690 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-23

Meanwhile, back at the dealership... You want to test drive a Mustang? Yes! With a manual transmission?? Yes! But, you're armless! How are you going to shift? You need to be more worried about how I'm going to steer!

RCL no. 7661 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-22

No, I don't have any spare change... You don't? But, I have something for you far more valuable than money! You do? I present to you the Air Dick!! Why?

RCL no. 7598 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-18-22

Did you unload, I mean, sell the 1996 Festiva to that Mexican family like I told you? Sí, jefe! Good. Gooooood. Yayyyyyy. Lunch at this five star Thai restaurant on you! But, that would eat up my entire commission!

RCL no. 7589 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-28-22

I think the body is that way... HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE What are you doing? It's what you're doing! Don't tell me I'm fingering the Air Dick! More like tickling it! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

RCL no. 7585 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-22

Feel that tapping on the back of your head? Feel what? It's the Air Dick, my friend......frozen! *tap* *tap* *tap* I don't feel anything! You have to BELIEVE in the Frozen Air Dick to FEEL the Frozen Air Dick! Well, I do BELIEVE your nuttier than squirrel stool!

RCL no. 7567 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-22

Meanwhile, back on the Nostromo... Look what I found in the cargo hold, Tiki! Let me guess... The Air Dick? Uh, of course not. Look! *In space, no one can hear you scream! Okay, I'll look... But, if it turns out to be the Air Dick, then I'm going to chomp down on your real dick with my razor-sharp teeth! How bad could that really hurt?*

RCL no. 7518 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-22-22

With no inventory at the car lot to sell, Bill gets a night job at the local cemetery to make ends meet... Okay, make it a little more upright... How's this? Good. Wait. Now, a little less upright... How's this? Good. Good.. WAIT! WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR @$#% MIND??? THIS HEADSTONE WEIGHS A TON!!!!

RCL no. 7484 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-26-22

On the set of "The Ongoing Saga of Bill the Car Salesman"... The script calls for me to simply present the Air Dick, but I think in this scene, I should jiggle it... You mean, like a giant rubber dildo? Let's see it. Here you go. I'm not seeing the jiggling. Well, it is an air dick.

RCL no. 7415 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-29-22

Bob..? BOB! "WHAT??" Where do want this?