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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's too bad. I liked you before I got to know the real you better. Now I hate your guts.

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It's one thing to want to know the real me, but quite another when I realized what an asshole he was. It's like that Friends line which went something like "Suzy's been depressed since losing all that weight and realizing she actually doesn't have a pretty face."

Oops, I gave away I watch Friends. I've opened up too much.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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It's one thing to want to know the real me, but quite another when I realized what an asshole he was. It's like that Friends line which went something like "Suzy's been depressed since losing all that weight and realizing she actually doesn't have a pretty face."

Oops, I gave away I watch Friends. I've opened up too much.

"Every whisper of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you...
Like a hurt, lost, blind old fool...
Oh, no I've said too much..." - R E M

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Actually, I'm the one who woke up today to find I became a catholic priest last night. Tequila bad.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ronald Reagan was a doddering, monkey-fucking, dangerous old fool. His wife was a frigid martinette, and he sold the entire middle class economy to Mexico.

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Oh, so you're a liberal!

TOBOR WILL PIGEONHOLE YOU

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What others say about boorite!

Is this a euphemism for "I took lots of acid in grad school"?

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No, but I did. As you may recall, it all started one Mardi Gras...

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>>Is this a euphemism for "I took lots of acid in grad school"?
No, but I did. As you may recall, it all started one Mardi Gras...

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Now why would I recall that? {innocent look, whistling}

and BTW:
Don't bust up my tiger!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I'm doing acid right now and that busting up the tiger remark is FREAKING ME OUT;

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ah, yes, a plastic baggie of tiger. Let's bust that shit up forthwith!

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ah, nostalgia.

I don't know what happened to the tiger, incidently.

Though I did recently find a comic strip from the Daily Revile by a certain Mr. Fred....

robble robble.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Oh jeezus!

Bayou State University?

The guy with the big nose was named Alphonse Rutabaga.

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