Not necessarily - look at half of our politicians.

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Dangerous inductive generalization. Tomorrow we might all be deisel. If we're lucky, we'll be overcome by the poison gas in the frige, and the dog will eat us.

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The Conservation of Probability (is) a principle that states something very simple: The sum of the probabilities for all different possible outcomes of some measurement must be 1 - that is, something must happen. -- "Beyond Star Trek", Lawrence M. Krauss

That's the very reason that inductive and deductive reasoning are equally valid. More than that, they are two parts of the same whole - probability.

People inducing incorrectly makes induction no less valid in the same way people deducing incorrectly makes deduction no less valid. In fact, if you apply the same logic to deduction that you're using to call induction illogical, you'd be forced to call deduction illogical as well.

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My (badly stated) point precisely.

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DragonXero put me onto this guy...

A.B. (The Alien Bastard) : Global Nuclear Apocalypse (pt8) by WarrenSikes 2-28-02

Hi folks, AB here. And I am Tom We'd like to take a break from our strip to point out we harbor no ill will towards our brethren in Australia. In fact, hating anybody based souly on their ethnicity is just plain wrong. Damn straight! We love all races and all peoples. Except for those dirty, dirty Icelanders. Fuckin' A. Evil sunsabitches.

A.B. (The Alien Bastard) : Global Nuclear Apocalypse (pt9) by WarrenSikes 2-28-02

Hi folks, AB here again. To point that Iceland is also a very fine nation with many wonderfull peoples in it. That's right, AB! This hearby completes the terms of our plea bargain with the nation of Iceland. I don't care. I still hate them. Shhhh!

Read his whole catalogue - you'll like it. :)

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I know, I'm taping it.

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And here I thought I was going to be on The Real World.

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I know, I'm taping it.

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And here I thought I was going to be on The Real World.

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No, but you are featured in Amateur XXX: Man and Pencil, Amateur XXX 2: Man and Candle, Amateur XXX 3: Man and Pencil and Candle, Amateur XXX 4: Man, Pencil, Candle, and other Man, Amateur XXX 5:Man, Pencil, Candle, two other Men, an Umbrella, Venetian Blinds, a Ladel, three Whisks, and a Loufa.

Your perversions have built my empire.

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What about the goddamn golf umbrella? My magnum opus? HELLO?

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Oh wait, you said umbrella. Ok, then.

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I liked this one-

The Adventures of Duncan McFuzzynuts by CousinPhil 11-18-01

Mom, I think you should know that I hate you with everything I have. You raised me horribly and made me grow into a twisted member of society. I'm not your mother... I'm a hooker you picked up about ten minutes ago. Oh... Well in that case just spank my ass, penguin lady. That I can do!

the rest are just so-so.

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Why having a "forumusers" character may be inadvisable:

Buttoless she licked mine!!! by Buttoless 4-04-02

Two guys in a factory Hey man I met this chick "Buttoless" she licked mine. Sweet man I wish that happened to me! My butto was the cleanest ever! ok see ya. I gotta go my break is over. He is one step from being licked clean. It's time for you to lick my butto!!! I know and I'm ready big boy!!!

What's wrong with that?

Yeah. I didn't want to be the first to ask, but yeah.

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that comic make's me WAnT to have a charecter

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Ode to Cousin Phil (comic 43235) by ObiJo 6-06-02

Mom, I think you should know that I hate you with everything I have. You raised me horribly and made me grow into a twisted member of society. I'm not your mother... I'm a hooker you picked up about ten minutes ago. Oh...so you are. Sorry about that. I sometimes forget the hookers aren't my mother. Come on in.

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Brilliance. Newbies, look at that. Think of that and avoid mockery.

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Okay, I didn't find this at random, and I didn't find it on here...

... but I DID find it and I really liked it. So...

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I can't remembr where we were discussing Schrodinger's Moggie, but this thread took a philosophical turn the other day, so...

If I hadn't just changed my .sig to the following Kaufman Klassic (TM) just the other day, my new .sig would now be: "I can't drink _possible_ beers! I need _actual_ beers!!! Damn you, quantum physics!!!"

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That was in CC119.

This was made before fuck was on stripcreator.

e6- in speech clash. by e6 2-25-01

fuck. mmm. mm.. mmmmm. fuck.

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well, this isn't funny, not at all, but check the user name:

A very gay elephant by Drexel 4-05-01

Do happen to have some peanuts No go ask somebodyelse D o you happen to have some peanuts. No I'm a damn robot does it look like I got nuts. You have peanuts right.Well got You give em' to me right in my trunk. Well I guees.You have to be better than a vacum.

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Sigh... That abomination was "UNIT 0003-H," an unfortunate proto-type from the human genome project.

We don't like to talk about him.

Funny thing is that the exact spelling I use, "Drexle" really was my first choice for a handle on this site, just like it is for all the sites I register on. I never spell it like the College (I hope for their sake that this wasn't one of their students), or like the local industrial plant that was subject to a disgruntled shooting spree a few years ago. However, if I were to all of a sudden start using this guy's spelling of the name, I could give a super-gothy explanation for why I chose it as opposed to the super-nerdy one I give for this spelling.

Serious like a taco-bell commercial by davesco 2-27-01

i'm ready for some serious fellatio! Where's that little bitcha mine? Ahhh.. there you are!! :P~~~~ Good ol' DragonXero!

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Gratuity by evilryan 2-04-01

So then Shazam Twix burst in... hey, are you even listening to me? Uhm... Diablo... What? I wouldn't look behind you if I were you... What, is something going to bite off my head again?

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It amazes me how much of my own stuff I'd forgotten.

CC 37: This is just the example by NeoVid 6-15-01

You know, this would have been the funniest strip ever if the sound guy had shown up today. Did Tobor really say "UVULA BROOM WILL BROOM YOU!?"

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