Groovy! - Survey SAYS... (take two) by edoggydog 10-13-18

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN. Groovy! "I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??" That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off! Nobody's that... ...funny.

RCL no. 6391 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-18

What's up, Chen? I said something stupid to my wife again, so she's making me stand outside to wallow in my shame, Captain Obvious. At least, she didn't kick you're ass, right? No, that comes later... Say, maybe you can stick around and offer me some protect- Oh, hell no... I'm not going to tangle with that fat-ass bitch!

Groovy! - Isn't it OBVIOUS, Captain? by edoggydog 10-14-18

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet AGAIN. Groovy! *RCL no. 6391 So, is it true Captain Obvious said he doesn't want to "tangle with that fat ass" when talking about me?* Not exactly... Not exactly? You left out the word, "bitch".

Groovy! - Patty Patso by edoggydog 10-18-18

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! Did you hear about the serial rapist roaming our neighborhood? I don't think you have anything to worry about unless he's into fat- Go ahead. Finish what you were going to say! I did.

Groovy! - Ha, ha... Chen ALWAYS gets his ass kicked! by edoggydog 11-10-18

Sure, I'll tell you how my wife ALMOST didn't kick my ass... Groovy! I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING AT THAT @%#$ STRIPCREATOR WEBSITE!!! PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!!!! Why don't you talk to my two unarmed bodyguards, bitch! Yeah, bitch! Yeah. Bitch!

RCL no. 6396 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-20-18

Then, my wife said she heard a joke so funny, it literally caused her to laugh her ass off... Did it? No. Did you point that out? Of course. And, you STILL don't know why she keeps kicking your ass?

RCL no. 6405 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-25-18

Good Lord! What happened to you? I was ragging on Rags age because he just turned 70. So, he kicked your ass? No, my wife did... For making fun of the elderly! Don't you mean, SUPER elderly?

RCL no. 6416 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-03-18

Well..? Doesn't look good... What do you mean, it doesn't look good? You're wife is pressing charges. But, I'm the victim here! Did you really compare her ass to the old Houston Astrodome, only bigger and uglier?

RCL no. 6423 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-04-18

I don't care how many times your wife kicked your ass, Chen... You can't kill your wife in her sleep! Can I butt-fuck her with a business end of a hockey stick? Sure, but that would be a five minute major! NEXT!!

RCL no. 6440 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-18

Geez, I just wanted to hear you say, "Aflac" You didn't have to kick my ass over it! ASS-HOLE!!

Groovy! - Choppin' Brocco-lie by edoggydog 12-22-18

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. AGAIN. Groovy! Is my rear end eye candy to you? More like eye... ...broccoli.

RCL no. 6481 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-18

Who was that? My wife. What did you do to piss her off so much? Exist. Why haven't you left her? I did once, but she found me and dragged me back!

RCL no. 6483 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-29-18

I...think......I'm... ..............dying! Told you not to pick a fight with my wife. *GASP*

Groovy! - She puts the exclamation point in period by edoggydog 12-30-18

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again. Groovy! Be careful... I'm on my period, and you know how bitchy I get when I'm on my period! I know... You should call your periods, "exclamation points"! !!! Proceed.

Groovy! - Have you tried shopping in Tieland? by edoggydog 1-03-19

You call that cheap-ass tie a tie, Chen? Yes. I have ties at home that cost more than your Hyundai! So, you're admitting your a shallow, over-spending asshole? Turns out he also belongs to some kind of "fight club" which meets every night in the basement of a restaurant. Groovy!

Groovy! - Bitch-slappin' Bitch by edoggydog 1-20-19

Sure, I'll why my fucking my kicked my fucking ass. Fucking again. Groovy! If, you don't take the trash out right now, I'm going to bitch-slap you! Don't you mean, you-slap me? No. Wait. Hold on. That would make me the... ...bitch!

RCL no. 6622 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-11-19

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Cool. Well..? Oh, I thought we were going to a flashback of me and my wife. That only happens in the other lame-ass strip!

Groovy! - Raze da roof! by edoggydog 3-14-19

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! I saw you speaking to evil_d earlier... What's he whining about now? He says the cunt running our community's HOA won't let him put the color roof he wants on his own home! I run the HOA! I know.

Being Nosey by four_legged_tripod 3-25-19

Looks like my shoe is untied. Better bend down and tie it. Whoa! Whose face is in my ass? Sorry about that. You shouldn't stick your nose where it doesn't belong!

She Nose by four_legged_tripod 3-26-19

It's about time you got home. I see you had a rough night at the bar. What gave you that idea? It looks like you were beat up by a woman and it appears that you have herpies on your face. What have you been doing? Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 6745 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-11-19

I know you're busy, Ted... ...but I need the latest sales figures for our new and improved, bio-degradable Fleshlight® with the retractable anus prober. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Betwwen this narcoleptic jaggoff and Chen getting his ass kicked all the time, it's a wonder we get any work done around here at all!

RCL no. 6824 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-19

Where were you when my wife was kicking my ass...AGAIN?? Taking a dump! Since when do angels have bowel movements? Okay, you got me.. I was whacking off! Since when do angels have genitalia? NEXT!!

Groovy! - Uh, oh it's TRAGIC by edoggydog 7-09-19

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... ...AGAIN! Groovy! It seems like the "magic" has left our marriage... I think it would return if you could make yourself disappear!

Groovy! - Sloppy Shmoe by edoggydog 9-04-19

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again! Groovy! I'm thinking about going back to school... Is there a shortgage of fat, ugly lunch ladies?

RCL no. 6900 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-14-19

...and then that rat bastard tried to kill me off, but I pulled through! Wow... I never knew Chen was so ruthless! I was talking about atomiclunch! Oh. Wait. What?

RCL no. 6911 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-20-19

Fucking security crab... You mean it wasn't your wife who kicked your ass this time? No... Thank God! Are you saying you'd rather get beat up the by crab than your wife? Yes, because the crab doesn't make me fuck it after kicking my ass! Oh, snap!