I got a new collar and a big bottle of "massage oil."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually , i apologise.

It appears the email i sent to you was a rule for "The Weakest Strip" , as opposed to this .

Damn you for hosting both.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ain't fuzzyman hosting weakest strip?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Yes. Yes, I am.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think Bazilla deserves to be a judge. And no, I'm not Bazilla.

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Well, I wondering? Please explain Miss tery. The main reason I asked to be judge was at the time I couldn't make comics, and needed something to ammuse me, and now that my comics are crap, I still need that something.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

The question is moot. Bazilla is now a judge. So is Kitty_Kat. And Perm is if he wants.

We should have something to judge shortly, I hope.

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You can just call me mister E.

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Just so I know, what are we waiting for?

Just so I know, what are we waiting for?

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Lil_angel_o_death and Fawn_wears_buttplugs have not submitted Round 1 strips. I'll give them until Friday evening to submit (yes, angel, you can withdraw your withdrawal), or else I'll forfeit the matches to their opponents.

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Since I outed my alter ego, there's no point to me continuing in this cup. Sorry for the goof...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You should stay on. Several of us have advertently or otherwise fallen out of the closet, but most people probably haven't noticed.

Part of the point of this thing is that we the judges aren't supposed to know who we're voting for when we're doing the voting... to ensure the elimination of prejudices and all. Oh well, it doesn't matter that much to me at least.

Yep

Course , ive yet to see a judge vote his own alterego off for being crap.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It appears that my utter cuteness has frightened off my competition.

PIKA PIKA!! ALL WHO CHALLENGE ME MUST DIE!! PIKA.

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Yep

Course , ive yet to see a judge vote his own alterego off for being crap.

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Hey, the only person who voted for me was Bazilla, and I can testify that I am not Bazilla. So I did vote for myself. Why? Because of those danmed decepticons.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I prefer to go back to just being me. I was never comfortable pretending to be someone else. I'm kinda glad it's over.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Could someone remind me who my alter-ego is. I seemed to have forgotten. And for some reason there is blood on my shoes and I have a new tatoo saying kill gabe_billings.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Last call!

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I fear our two AWOLS have mysteriously [laugh track] vanished. Hence, Round 1 victories are awarded to Duckfoot and pikachu. So you can see their knockout punches, I provide them below:

Lil_angel_o_death vs. Duckfoot
[list=1][*] Mention some musical instrument in each panel.
[*] Use only women.
[*] Somebody in the strip must profess adoration for a film which all sane people in the world despise. Preferably, a real film.
[/list=1]

I didn't like "The Replacements" either. by Duckfoot 12-17-01

What if Heidi Fleiss... Call me crazy, but I really enjoyed "Highlander II". Either you march to the beat of a wildly different drum, or you didn't see the first "Highlander" movie! and Marilou Henner... No one asked you to harp on the unpopularity of my personal tastes. I'll chime in with my opinions whenever I please, you Hollywood media whore! replaced Siskel & Ebert? No, *this* is a media whore. Hey, sojah boy! Me play skin flute long time! Five dollah!

pikachu vs. Fawn_wears_buttplugs
[list=1][*] Mention some dead musician.
[*] Use only characters whose hands are not visible in the frame.
[*] In at least one of the panels the characters must be discussing body hair.
[/list=1]

Hendrix Fanatics. by pikachu 12-18-01

I am the ultimate Jimi Hendrix fan. I have all of his albums on vinyl and CD. That's nothing! I run a website where people discuss his greatness 24/7. Well, I've got my back hair shaved so it looks like just like the Electric Ladyland cover art. Oh yeah? Each year on his birthday, I shave off every hair on my body and run naked through the streets of Seattle, shouting the lyrics to Are You Experienced! I have a lifesize statue of Hendrix in my garage made of my own excrement. Curses!! I cannot beat a Crap-Idol Jimi! YOU WIN ...This time.

Congratulations, may you run into tougher opposition soon. Speaking of which, next round starts in a few minutes!

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[b]Round 2, match 1

Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per[/b] vs. Duckfoot
[list=1][*] There must be a reference to Weird Al Yankovic.
[*] You must use Clappy the paper clip.
[*] The story should be about a character or some characters stranded on a desert island.
[/list=1]

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50321 (contains excerpts from Weird Al's "It's All About the Pentiums")

Next victim!

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Dude, check out Grandma's vericose veins!

Well, I was going to do this traditional format one match at a time, but we can do it the new way since Duckfoot posted a number. Here then is the rest of Round 2. Post just the comic number when you have your submission, and I'll coordinate the rest.

picachu vs. SalmanRushdie
[list=1][*] Each panel must contain the name (surname or full name - not just first name) of a famous movie director. It does not have to be a proper noun in context, and can be in the form of a pun. A different one in each panel, please.
[*] Exactly one Prop in each panel.
[*] The comic takes place in Japan.
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cheryl_bork vs. big_evil_deciever
[list=1][*] Every dialogue box must have a word of at least 11 letters.
[*] No coed frames -- each panel must be either men-only or women-only.
[*] Begin the strip with either a horrible accident or a brutal murder.
[/list=1]
booger_flick vs. AntimatterSwirl
[list=1][*] Every sentence must have at least six words.
[*] No character may appear twice (no getting around this with different poses or facial expressions).
[*] The characters believe whatever location they're in is haunted.
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Frosty vs. Norman_No_Mates
[list=1][*] Use the following words in this sequence in your comic. "Pop will eat itself." The words don't have to form this phrase, they simply have to appear in the comic in that order.
[*] Pick a colour from this list: red, blue, green or yellow. All backgrounds and at least one character per panel must include this colour.
[*] The characters are roommates fighting over some small matter (such as toilet seat position).
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my_fawn_has_diarrhea vs. megaton_b_boy2000
[list=1][*] Do not use the letter e (or E).
[*] The character or prop on the left of the frame must always be taller than the one on the right.
[*] Time travel must be involved.
[/list=1]
Good luck!

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50391

such as it is.

50445

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I'm half spit, by body weight.