Sorry I'm late--materials took a bit longer to prepare than I thought.
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The Skinny:
1. For this contest, you will use at least four (4) rock song titles per comic.

2. However, the song titles must come from these groups: LED ZEPPELIN, RADIOHEAD, JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE, KING CRIMSON, THE POLICE.

3. For your convenience, I am providing this master list.
Please use only song titles from the master list.*

4. I'm familiar with these groups and songs, but it will help others if you set off your song titles 'In Quotes' <--like that. You can leave off the parenthetical titles if you want or use them separately--damn you, Thom!

Hints & Allegations:
1. Try to use as little extra wording as possible--the perfect comic would contain at least 6 song titles (or 7 if you use one as your comic title) and zero extra words--while still making sense.
2. Series are welcome if you're up to it.
3. Be creative

Things Left Unsaid:
1. If the "master list" link above does not work for you for some reason, send me a pm with your email address. I'll send you an MSWord.doc of the list.
2. Since there's a lot of info (and hoops) to go through, FINAL JUDGEMENT will be Tuesday evening.

*The master list is not a complete discography. I culled titles from regular issue albums and CDs, boxed sets, and two Radiohead EPs.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm sorry. I can't hear the rules over Robert Plant's shrill melismatic wailing.

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What others say about boorite!

First in

praise me, worship me... accept me.

[Click to view comic: 'Song Remains The Same - pt 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Song Remains the Same - pt2']
[Click to view comic: 'Song Remains the same - pt 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Song Remains the same - end']

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Getting the Led in:

[Click to view comic: 'Pb 20']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

it would be more fun if we could use any song title.

Variations on a theme...
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I has a flavor!

P.S. I meant CC210. I can't keep numbers straight. Aw, hell, I barely know what day it is today.

It's Tuesday, right?

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Trampled Under Foot']
14 titles and nothing else. Still the same shit I make all the time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'cc210 - Contest?']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 210: i burn for you']

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 210: ha ha ha']

Note: You and Creep are different songs.

This contest is immoral! Look what happened when I played Spankling's comic backwards!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 210: Subliminal Messages']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'The Battle of Evermore']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

[Click to view comic: 'CC 210: "How I made my millions"']

("I am a wicked child" is on the second "Go to sleep" Single from Radiohead. If you want a complete list of Radiohead songs with lyrics, go to http://www.ateaseweb.com/songs/index.php)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 210 : Demolition Man']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

radiohead and king crimson rock

i dunno about this contest tho

[Click to view comic: 'CC210: Regatta de Barely Compliant']

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I has a flavor!

Maybe, but I was trying to stimulate creativity in other ways by limiting your vocabulary. So far, the comics are of high quality. Still...

[b]Rules Amendment:

0. Use ANY song title you want for the next 36 hours of this contest.[/b]
0.1. Set the title off in quotes/italics if you have other text/dialogue.
0.1.5. Work in songs from the master list, too.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC210: Astro Man #1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC210: Astro Man #2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC210: Astro Man #3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC210: Astro Man #4']

[Click to view comic: 'CC210:Friends Creep; you just sulk red (thrak!)']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'Peace - A Theme']

I had to make one entry.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Sorry, I was busy burning CDs last night for the Swap and couldn't get online to judge.

Disqualification:
ObiJo--for blatant disregard of teh rules

Honorable Mention
ObiJo--for still being funny while doing the above

Background Music Award:
kaufman--for illustrating what happens When The Levee Breaks

Bronzed Donut Award:
niteowl--best use of The Police

Foresight Is 20/20 Citation:
Unknown Eric--I was hoping someone would use Synchronicity I and II; Unk did it funnily

Vice-President of Funneh:
Spankling--made me laugh the hardest the first time I read it [Groon]

Grand Champion:
TheGovernor--sculpted a cool story from the given materials, and made excellent use of the titles in key places

Take it away, Guv.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Wow, Thanks. I'll get a new comp up pronto