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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Wow. Well, I'm still in shock that I actually won the last comp.

Anyway, the theme for this one is incorporating at least two of the following topical news stories in to one strip (however the more stories you're able to combine in one strip seamlessly, the better your chances are of winning ;).

1. Telemarketing

2. The California recall and election of Schwarzenegger.

3. Iraq war.

4. CIA source leak.

5. Kobe Bryant case.

6. The what-if scenario of the Cubs facing off against the Red Sox in the World Series.

7. Hurricane Isabella.

8. The big Blackout over the summer.

There will be bonus points if Dr. Pedantic is revealed to be the mastermind behind at least one of these occurances.

No archived strips allowed. Judging will be on Wednesday afternoon. Good luck!

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10-10-03 11:33am (new)
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EvilZak
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Kobe's opposition by EvilZak
10-10-03
I'm live with Lisa Pass, leader of the protest against Kobe Bryant. Why are you so adamant in your opposition, Miss Pass?
Well, duh. Kobe ****d women for the oil.

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10-10-03 7:54pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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CC 215: TOTAL (LACK OF) RECALL by umfumdisi
10-10-03
Somewhere in Eagle County, Colorado...
I heard there was a blackout, but I didn't know he would be sooooooo fine.
Hi, I'm Kobe. Forget I said that!
Somewhere in Washington, DC...
President Bush, when will the WMDs be found in Iraq
Heh, as soon as the Cubs and Red Sox meet in the World Series--heh, heh.
Somewhere in Sacramento, Cal-ee-forn-yah...
Good evening, this is the new Governor of California, if you would like to be put on my "Do Not Grope" list, please press 1. If you would like me to fondle your buttocks, please press 2.

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10-10-03 9:38pm (new)
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fzh
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I misspelled a few things, please don't hold it against me.
CC215: The Amish take on the news... by fzh
10-10-03
So...What do you think of that "don't call" telemarter list thing...
What's a telemarketer?
Never mind, not a good topic....umm...
. . .
How about that blackout this summer?
What blackout? My candles were working fine.

10-10-03 10:46pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 215: One sally mit hairy by kaufman
10-10-03
I'm here with casino owner Steve Wynn, who's put forth a most interesting theory on all the world's ills. Care to explain, Steve?
Absolutely. Big hair is the cause of all of our problems. For instance, did you see what happened to Siegried and Roy? That tiger was distracted by a woman with big hair.
Maybe so, but that doesn't explain all the world's problems. Hurricane Isabel, for instance, had nothing to do with big hair.
Are you sure? Check your chaos theory. Step on a butterfly here, and you may cause a typhoon in China. And big hairdos displace a lot more air than a little butterfly stomp.
Well, telemarketers. Surely they don't have anything to do ...
Have you ever seen a telemarketer? Mullets and beehives, my friend. What else can account for the pressure that causes the brain damage that turns these people away from honest lives?
Two: Hair is Human by kaufman
10-10-03
Now the political circus in California, nobody can think that big hair caused that travesty.
Are you kidding? You know how big and complex that ballot was? Hair blocks your vision, and next thing you know, you're punching the wrong hole. HASTA LA VISTA, GRAY D!
The next sign of the apocalypse: the Cubs and Red Sox may both make the World Series. Big hair has nothing to do with that.
Oh yeah? Then why did the whole Boston team shave their heads? Big hair is for losers!
Staying in the sports arena, Kobe Bryant is accused of sexually assaulting a woman who DID NOT have big hair. How do you account for that?
Her hair clearly averted a bigger debacle. If she had big hair, it wouldn't be a mere athlete who stands accused; it would have been the last President of the United States.
The Hair and Distort Us by kaufman
10-10-03
Some more things that have nothing to do with big hair. The leaking of the name of the undercover CIA agent.
Drip, drip, drip. What stops a leak? Hair in the drain. Cut off that big hair, so it can plug it.
The blackout through the Northeast?
What do you think caused it? Walk under a power line with big enough hair: BZZZZZT! Short circuit, and out goes the power!
The war in Iraq. Surely, even you ...
You know what that fighting was all about. It's Saddam's mustache. He shaves, we go home.

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10-10-03 10:47pm (new)
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ObiJo
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5 down, 6 to go!!!! by ObiJo
10-11-03
The Cubs just won the World Series!
Oh...
You already knew that didn't you?
GRAB A SHOVEL

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10-11-03 1:09am (new)
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crabby
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BLACKOUT 2003 by crabby
10-11-03
So it's pretty ****ing dark huh?
Definetly.

10-11-03 1:23am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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ObiJo, crabby and others... guys just a reminder that for a strip to qualify it needs two or more news stories in it. I'm seeing some funny ass strips here though, so keep it up.

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10-11-03 2:02pm (new)
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Tom_D666
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CC 125: Arnie's plan by Tom_D666
10-11-03
Arnold "Terminator" Schwarzenegger, has won! He will now become Governer or something of California! Now, we're live where BRAD DUMBFACE is interviewing him.
Arnold, how do you plan to improve and help California?
I theenk that beeing governatarr is so guud dat i weel improve californeea! To eemprove Californeea, I am banneng all ALKYHOL!
10 seconds later.

Dammit, I forgot that you had to have two of the news stories.. so.. uh.. .. . I have an even less chance of winning than ever before.

10-11-03 2:53pm (new)
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Tom_D666
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Not only that, I put CC 125 INSTEAD AGHGGHGH.

10-11-03 6:38pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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damn. i forgot you had to have two news stories too. oh well i like this strip so im putting it up anyway. haha. i will probably put another one up that actually conforms to the rules though.

CC215: Hey Arnold! by areallystupidguy
10-11-03
did you hear? arnold schwarzenegger's the new governor of california.
he is!??! awesome!
why do you care so much? it's not like we live in california.
i know, but it's still cool! "ah'll be back!" hee hee hee!
now that i think about it, you havent even been following this election at all. did you even know he was running?
let's rent all the terminator movies to celebrate!

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It's grime time.

10-11-03 8:40pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Not only that, I put CC 125 INSTEAD AGHGGHGH.
Even worse, it's not really CC 125 compliant.

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10-11-03 8:44pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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watching the news by areallystupidguy
10-11-03
today in the news, arnold schwarzenegger has been elected governor of california!
and in sports news, it looks like the cubs are going to be facing the red sox at the world series!
you've been working hard haven't you?
bwahahahahaha!

there, that should suffice.

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It's grime time.

10-11-03 9:04pm (new)
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Tom_D666
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CC 215: Bunny Saddam by Tom_D666
10-11-03
In this comic, Saddam is replaced with the psycho bunny.
I've finally caught you! Now tell me why you declared war on America! And why you almost choked on a pretzel!
That was you.
... Oh... Oh yeah.
This is just as embarrassing as the CIA source leak.
Who would've thought Dr. Pedantic was the mastermind behind it?

And I post another one, for good measure.

10-11-03 9:31pm (new)
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crabby
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BLACKOUT 2003 by crabby
10-11-03
So it's pretty ****ing dark huh?
Definetly.
So how bout Telemarketing, Schwarzenegger, the Iraq war, that CIA source leak, the Kobe Bryant case, The what-if scenario of the Cubs facing off against the Red Sox in the World Series, and the rain?
What did you say? I can't hear you it's dark.

10-11-03 10:49pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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CC 215: Don't call me, Al by lukket
10-12-03
"Therefore I conclude that the federal government may use the California recall election to draw away attention from the Iraq war." Ok. I'll better save it now.
Hey. What happened!? The lights went out, and the phone started ringing??? Hello?
Hello, I'm Al. Are you tired of sick and tired of high interest loans?...
Why do you call me? I'm on the do-not-call list. You have no right to call me!
How could I know that?! I can't even see my PC in this goddamn darkness!!

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10-12-03 10:42am (new)
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Matchbook_Romance
Going. Coming.

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Enjoy! =D

CC215: A Rapist Wit by Matchbook_Romance
10-12-03
Arnold harrased me at the candidate party.
He harrased me too!
Yo baby.
Shit.
He did?
No wait, sorry it was Kobe.

CC215: Iraqi Days And Nights by Matchbook_Romance
10-12-03
Well, enough about the whereabouts of Sadaam.
The next basketball season for the L.A. Lakers is going to be extraordinary!
Oh, how so?
Well, Karl Malone has been added the team. So now there's 3 huge stars on the team! Shaq, Karl Malone and Kobe!
Yeah but, Kobe can't play from jail.
You and your small technicalities.

10-12-03 11:45am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Not one of my better efforts.

CC 215: L.A. Blackout by niteowl
10-12-03
...mmph...
...yo baby...you gots some nice titties..
Vhat zee hell?
Girl, that's one deep voice you gots dere.
I'm no vooman! I am Ah-nold Schvarzenegger! Who zee hell are you? I vas zupposed to meet beautiful vooman here.
Arnold! Sup dawg, I'm Kobe. Hey mang, I was supposed to meet some hot ***** here too. These dating services are off the hook, yo.

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10-12-03 4:03pm (new)
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akirajim
The Man Who Punched God

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CC 215: Statement by akirajim
10-12-03
Baghdad
Hey, I was thinking- what if the Cubs went to the World Series and played the Red Sox? And what if the Blackout was still on?
It'd be a bunch of Red Sox versus a bunch of dark ****s.
Kobe's is the only dark **** I'm interested in. Did he do it? Who knows?
Who cares in the midst of a great political tragedy like the California recall? Hey, watch out!
That's one family's worth of English-ignorant camel jocks down, a couple hundred thousand more to go. High five, Mr. Bush!

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10-12-03 7:13pm (new)
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Ahsirakh
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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If we make a series, do all of them have to comply with the rules?

10-13-03 8:13am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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If you're asking if every individual strip in the series must comply with the rules, then yes.

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10-13-03 8:42am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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CC 215: Man's Best friend on the Street interviews by mmyers
10-13-03
Hi, I'm Jim Sincere with Action News 7 interviews with a dog on the street. Excuse me sir, but what are your thoughts on the Kobe Bryant scandle?
Ruff!
I see, and your thoughts on the on going search for WMDs in Iraq?
Ruff! Ruff!
Yes, of course, and your thoughts on Arnold Schwarzenegger's win in the California Governor's election?
Ru...wait...what did you just say?

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10-13-03 9:14am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC 215: Armaged-It-On! by BigFrank105
10-11-03
Well, Bob, now that we've lost our jobs as telemarketers, what are we to do?
I'm not sure Bill. The job market is already as tight as it is.
Well, there's gotta be SOME way that screw up dead beats like us can thrive in our economy!
Hmmm...
Our Top Story Tonight: Ballot Counting positions in California have all been filled by ex-telemarketers. All hell is surely to break loose.
That already happened. Have you seen how far the Cubs have made it in the playoffs?

10-13-03 6:42pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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ObiJo, crabby and others... guys just a reminder that for a strip to qualify it needs two or more news stories in it.

A two-news-stories comic killed my father. I'll be damned before I put the gun in another one's hand.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

10-14-03 12:00am (new)
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EvilZak
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Just to make sure Obi's dad is dead:

Evil Cowboy goes to New York by EvilZak
10-14-03
I am in favor of 2-AM telemarketers, giving weapons of mass destruction to Saddam, blacking out all power, giving commies intelligence, legalized ****, and intentional hurricanes.
I'm also rooting for the Red Sox.
You son of a *****!

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AFROMANS MOVE

10-14-03 10:45am (new)
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