Feel free to post your fast food comics here! Enjoy! =D

Don't Look Down! by Matchbook_Romance 9-04-03

A local Deli... Welcome, what can I get for you today? Hmmm... May I suggest the 12 inch BLT Special? Hehehehe... I'll take one to go. Order up! 12 incher! He said 12 incher...

Real Life Situation, Well Almost by Matchbook_Romance 10-05-03

So that's a number 5, and hold the pickles right, for here or to go? Well duh, it's for here. I'm sorry sir, I'm required to ask that. Well can't you see I drive a bike? Look at my helmet. You can't eat while you're on your bike. I'm just stating the obvious. So what kind of bike is it? Huffy? Schwin? Just give me my damn food.

Barely Legal by Matchbook_Romance 10-13-03

So, that's a number 3 to go? That will be $3.25 I get the senior citizen discount. Oh, I'm sorry sir. That comes to $2.89. Enjoy your meal! Thanks. Excuse me Eddie, why did you give that young man a senior citizen discount? Well Mr. Mario, he did say he was 85.

Few more...

Wishing You Were In The Back Of The Line by Matchbook_Romance 9-28-03

Stepped out of reality, be back in five minutes. This is so hard! I've never dealt with this much adveristy before! Back. Sir, for the 5th time, would you like to super-size your order? Nooooo wait, give me more time!

CC213: When You Need Absinth The Most by Matchbook_Romance 10-01-03

Hey Match, welcome to Umfumdisi Burger biatch, where if you finish all your food, you'll need turbo lax. Can I get one large fry, a ham sandwich on rye, hold off on any flies, don't leave a between-the-legs surprise, and alcohol that shuts my eyes. How about some absinth? I think I'll pass. Somewhere... Boy, I could use some absinth to liven up this bananna.

Stay Home And Enjoy Your Mother's Chicken Pot Pie by Matchbook_Romance 9-27-03

Have a good day Mr. Mario. And before you do anything else Eddie, make sure to put up the caution sign near the register because the floor is wet. Hi, can I take your order? Let's see, can I get a cheesburger... One leg cast, and a law suit to go?

The Helmet was funny, the absinthe was funnier and the Law-suit was tres' the best one at being funny.
If I could rate you I would, but for some reason I can't. Probably it's because I am not paying money to this site like most sensible people.

You get a XXXX00 on the smam-o-meter!

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The Ultimate Fast Food Comic by kaufman 10-15-03

Top O' the morning, laddie, my name's Paddy. Do you want a piece of my cake? Hey, Paddy's my name too! Yo, Oscar, look at what Lester Cheese is doing to his feet! Get back into your seat, Spatial Ross. And that goes for all of you! If you don't sit down, Big Bird is going to stop this bus right here.

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nice stuff. Of course I'm biased, anything with absinth in it is going to earn my vote.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thanks for the words guys, and funny stuff Kaufman, keep on adding everybody!

Even though I've read most of those comics several times already, they still made me smile, so I'd say those are awesome comics.

My contribution:

Racism at a fast food joint by EvilZak 10-09-03

I'm sorry, we don't serve negroes. You racist son of a bitch! I hope you die and burn in hell, you fucking piece of shit! Go suck a fucking cock and don't stop until you're not a racist cunt anymore! Besides, jackass, that goes against equal opportunity laws. You'll serve me or you'll get your ass hauled off to jail, which is where racists belong anyways. All right, all right. What do you want? I'd like the Fried Chicken and Watermelon combo.

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What really happens on the kitchen by Erico 10-15-03

Hi, may I take your order? Excuse me but theres a fucking fingernail on my burger! Well you shouldn't be cliping your nails over it. Its not my nail you idiot. Tell those fuckers on the kitchen to not clip thir fingernails over the meat. Ok, theres a costumer complaining about a fingernail on the burger. Oh, it was me. Sorry about that. Give the bastard this burger. *spit*

My my, a lot of new people with good comics. =D

LOL I liked "Barely Legal". I think it will come true someday, with the help of plastic surgery and the likes. Saturated fats won't help tho.

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Fast food makes me fart. These strips didn't. And that is a good thing, even though I enjoy farting entirely too much.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Yeah, all good strips, matchbook. Here are my additions:

One Day, I Will Regain My Patience by choadwarrior 6-02-03

Were you waiting? Yes, for a day when the streets overflow with the unemployed and your boss can hire people who show their appreciation by pretending to give a shit.

Service with a sneer by choadwarrior 5-12-03

Anything to drink? I want a water with lemon. I'm sorry, the lemons are just for iced tea. If I don't get a lemon for my water, I'm never going to eat here again. Yes, we will all miss going out of our way to make you feel better about your free beverage.

CC 195 Sanitation (12) by choadwarrior 7-06-03

I can't believe you don't use heat lamps. Isn't that against the health code? We serve the food as soon as it is prepared so we don't need them. Also, our food is never touched by human hands. Is that so? ORDER UP!

Shoot Your WAD by choadwarrior 7-23-03

Hola, can I take your order. No, I ate here yesterday, and I'm never going to eat here again. As a matter of fact, I've also used my government connections to call in an air strike on this taco shop. Porque? Because your tacos al pastor qualify as Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Just Don't Order The Rusty Kuntz by choadwarrior 8-15-03

Why do all the menu items have wacky sports-related names? It's a theme restaurant. I have no idea what to order...What's the Dick Butkus? That's the tossed salad.

It'll kill you. by niteowl 9-23-03

Double Quarter Pounder. Chocolate Shake. High cholesterol in 27.7 years. Death is certain. I'm sorry. Can I take your order? No, nevermind. I seem to have lost my appetite.

Cheesy Quesadilla by niteowl 8-14-03

Hey man, wanna go to Taco Bell? You can win free gas when you buy a drink. Don't you think Taco Bell gives us enough gas already?

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I didn't get the chicken and watermelon combo one. Is that a common stereotype?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I don't know if this counts as fast-food orientated, but I can bend the rules a little can't I? This is from CC216. Enjoy! =D

CC216: Kiwis R Us by Matchbook_Romance 10-15-03

You must sell your kiwis to fill your quota or your next paycheck will be void. Sure Mr. Mario, will do! Hello sir, can I interest you in some nice, ripe kiwis? Let me see... Take your time sir, your patronage is much appreciated! With my x-ray glasses, I can zoom into your kiwis... little girl.

Makes me wish Boner would'a hit it big. :(

Sometimes the Slogan sells the food by Digger 10-24-03

ohi, welcom 2 BURGER LAND, "home of teh food taht we got" wat u want 2 eat? omfg omfg omfg omfg, do u no WHO U R? U R LENARDO DICRAPIO!!!! dued, i know. nwo wat do u want 2 eat? D-I-C-R-A-P-O-I, u were on F-in GORWING PAINS! rofl rofl remember boner? ur special sauce si so gonna B my dream about woman nipples LEWK MOM, si taht guy who knows BONAR!

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just look at my lastest comic

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I am the hanging munchkin!

Eh...

this was at a grocery store, but its still food...

Conflagration Today by choadwarrior 10-26-03

God, I'm so worried. The fire has spread to east county and I live in Santee. Of course she does. Where else do grocery clerks live? I heard they closed down the 8, the 163, the 52, and the 15. I have no idea how I'm going to get home or even if I'm going to have a home. Gosh, I wonder if my dogs are okay and my cats are okay and my neighbors are okay and... Well, worrying about it isn't going to get me my food any faster.

It's so crazy over here Choad... I live up North near Escondido... man. I always knew you lived in San Diego, LOL... go Aztecs? =D

T3H 3ViL by OsKeR 10-26-03

Welcome to BurgerWorld can I take your order? W0W T3k you've moved up in the world. Look where Target got you. Yeah after I tried to h00k up with Tracy for a promotion... /Shudder At the Local Target... Hey Tracy, You look as gross as ever. Heya OsKeR, /wheeez You know if I only drink diet pepsi and don't work out there has to be some kind of reverse osmosis that can get me skinny.

My parents and sister are in Scripps Ranch, so I sat at home all day waiting to hear if they needed to evacuate. Luckily (more for me than them) they were never ordered to leave. I live in PB, so I figured if the flames got too close, I'd just walk a block and jump in the ocean.

And yes--go Aztecs!

No Fast Food reference here but...

And The Horsemen Shall Come... by Matchbook_Romance 10-27-03

The whole of San Diego is on fire. I'm so worried about my family and friends, but I'm pretty sure the fires will die down soon enough. I'm sure they will and no one will have to evacuate but do you know the real reason how these fires started?   ?     ?   SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB! SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!

order by boinky33 6-21-03

How may I take your order? Do you serve grilled kangaroo dick? WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! OF COURSE WE SERVE GRILLED KANGAROO DICK!

A series can probably arise from this one till it's run into the ground.

The Most Successful Fast Food Joint by kaufman 10-30-03

I'm here in hell, which as you can see has not frozen over. However, in a stunning turn of events, there is a new top-selling fast food chain ... ... and it's owned by the devil himself. Tell me, Lucy, to what do you attribute its success? It's rather simple. We only serve one kind of food -- the things people have been told NOT to eat. They can't resist. Welcome to McDevil's, how can I help you? I'd like a 12-piece raw chicken nuggets, a bag of lead paint chips, a large Everclear, and a yellow snow-cone for dessert. And supersize it.

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