Two Rules (no waiting):

***Use only characters from kaddar, kaddar2, and props.

***These five words must appear somewhere in your comic or series:

kiwi
quota
void
x-ray
zoom

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 216: LAME by Tom_D666 10-15-03

Yeah, go and decrease the kiwi quota, go and screw up the populations of Kiwi's! IDIOT! You weren't meant to kill them! Ninja's always kill. Ninja kill you! "Geek" is turned into a cripple! AAAHH! VOID.. OF.. DOOM! Don't worry, we'll just give you an x-ray, zoom in on the bones... And you'll be fine in about.. 10 billion years. Oh, and you'll be talking like an AOLer hey asl wana cybr? lets meet

Lame.

As a residential slacker, I would like to know when the deadline is for this CC so I can do it the night before... heh heh, =D

There is no deadline. That's because....

THIS IS THE COMIC CONTEST THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARTED ENTERING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEY'LL BE ENTERING FOREVER BECAUSE THIS IS THE...

never mind.

Did you know? by EvilZak 10-15-03

Did you know that in the state of Nebraska, x-rays are null and void in courts of law? Did you know that paint, draw, and photoshop programs have a legally enforced quota of 200% zoom? Did you know that your brain is a kiwi?

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AFROMANS MOVE

CC 216: i DOUBLE dog dare ya! by areallystupidguy 10-15-03

my stomach hurts. no wonder! you're hideously huge and fat! so doc, what is it? am i depressed? is my life a meaningless void of no return? has my life met it's quota for the day? do not worry. i am a real doctor. apparently there is something blocking your small intestine. if we zoom in on this x-ray we'll have a clear view of the blockage. i told you it was dangerous to swallow a whole kiwi. well how was I supposed to know?!?!

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It's grime time.

CC 216: The Kiwis of Wrath by BigFrank105 10-15-03

Did you hear? Boss is making us increase our quota by making us pick over 300 kiwis a day with no raise in pay! That's a lot of kiwis! Yeah, and we need to x-ray each individual kiwi or else they will be deemed void and unsuitable for resale. This job blows! I came to California looking for hopes and dreams! Not 14 hour days in the field! Well, I suppose you could be an outfielder for the San Diego Padres. They stay out in the field only slightly less. I'd rather take the place of the kid in the Mazda commercials who goes "Zoom Zoom!"

One for starters... =D

CC216: Kiwis R Us by Matchbook_Romance 10-15-03

You must sell your kiwis to fill your quota or your next paycheck will be void. Sure Mr. Mario, will do! Hello sir, can I interest you in some nice, ripe kiwis? Let me see... Take your time sir, your patronage is much appreciated! With my x-ray glasses, I can zoom into your kiwis... little girl.

CC 216 : Definitely Not In Heavy Rotation by niteowl 10-15-03

X-Ray Mirror, Into The Void, Zoom...have you been downloading mp3s again? You do realize that you added all these new songs to my playlist. Sorry dear. Hmmm. Kiwi Lip Bomb. That's a clever band name... Yes dear, it is. Check out the Voivod song. It kicks ass. Yeah, I bet. Quota by Jimmy Heath? Honey, this is like...old people's music! With horns and shit! How can you listen to this junk? I figure maybe by the time I get old I'll end up liking it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Umm, I used the word Kiwi to mean Kiwi bird....and the word Zoom as a slang term for some random non-exsistant drug....Is that OK?

CC216: Don't mess with a zoom dealer by fzh 10-15-03

Hey man, i got some quality stuff right here. No thank you, I've already met my quota of zoom for now....All the colors! You better buy some zoom or they'll be some serious pain. Your threats are void, I'm not afraid of you... It's like I have X-Ray vision! Later... OH NO! Where's my beloved Kiwi?

Here I go again! This one is part of my "Target: Earth" series. Enjoy! =D

Target: Planet Earth #11 (Special Edition, CC216) by Matchbook_Romance 10-15-03

Excuse me ensign, are you filling your quota by killing the correct amount of humans? I believe so sir, my x-ray gun is in full use. If you aren't, you get thrown into the empty void and we zoom off without you. I know, I know sir. Anyways, has anyone ever told you that you look like a kiwi? Has anyone ever told you to change your underwear?

With a Twist by ObiJo 10-16-03

Once upon a time, in Fruitopia, there lived Kiwi. He was a noble fruit, with a kindly heart, but he was terribly unhappy. For he had fallen in love with Strawberry, but such a love was forbidden. So one day, Kiwi went to see his father, Pear. "Father," Kiwi said, "What should I do to fill this void in my heart?" "Kiwi," Pear said, "You must go to Strawberry at once and tell her how you feel." So Kiwi set off across the valley, to the foot of the mountainside where Strawberry lived. But when she opened the door of the hut, he saw that she was in tears. "Strawberry," he said, "What's wrong?" "Oh, Kiwi!" she cried. "It's terrible! I got my x-ray back today and I have cancer!" "Cancer! Are they sure??" Kiwi asked. "I zoomed right over for a second opinion, and they confirmed it!" she said. Luckily, just about that time God happened to realize he'd already filled his Strawberry death quota. Long story short - God healed her cancer, they got married and lived happily ever after. Until the 8th inning, anyway. That's when all hell broke loose.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Judging will occur sometime Monday.

Any usage of the five words will work as long as it's funny.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 216: With Lloyd Bridges as the Captain by kaufman 10-16-03

Aboard the Ocean Liner Kiwi 2 Captain, sonar and x-rays indicate an iceberg to starboard and a featureless void populated with Asian girls to port. Sounds like trouble whichever way we go. What's dead ahead? That would be the Affirmative Action Garden, sir. Oh, I like flowers. Zoom forward, full steam ahead! The plants here are lovely. But you never told me: Why is this called the Affirmative Action garden? Take a look over here, sir. Quotadendrons!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 216: On The 3rd Day Of Xmas, My True Love Sent To Me... by Chi_The_Cynic 10-16-03

We must zoom across The Void Only enlightenment will give us power to see things as with x-ray vision Have you got any idea what those two are blathering on about? Three comic panels, two Buddhist monks, and a punk kid who talks to kiwis!

Sorry Old Chap, It's Just Buisness. by smamurai 10-16-03

kiwi quota void x-ray zoom Zoom eh? So then I really was sent here to kill you. But before I do, you offered me a kiwi earlier, tell me, are they of the sweet variety?

I blame umfumdisi.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC 216: An almost fantastic voyage by mmyers 10-16-03

Our X-ray has turned up an abnormal blockage in your heart. We must shrink a med team down and inject them into your body. This sounds expensive. The plan is, we zoom in through the intestinal maze, up bladder junction, around old colon gulch, then a void, then the heart. This is an excessive and expensive procedure, but, hey, we got a quota. Captain look out of the window! Dear God! A kiwi, a cranberry, and an orange have been lodged into his heart! A Tropicana triple by-pass! This is truly a cardio-pulminary disaster mother nature never intended.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 216: The Return of Dramatic Robot Theatre by mmyers 10-16-03

Oh, VIC-20, we must void the transaction of our love and reboot before my husband the Commodore finds out. Oh, TRS-80, if you could zoom in 150% on my hard drive, you would see that you fill my memory banks. VIC, I remember the night that we used Kiwi polish to buff each other until dawn, that weekend in Hawaii, but we must not dwell, we must move on. I try to reboot my love for you, but all I get is an SQL Error. I can not forget you. My quota for you is unsatiable. *BOOM!* Oh, no! VIC! The Commodore must have sabatoged you. NOOOOO! Ack...unsaved files ...deleting... unauthorized shutdown. TRS, use your ...X-ray scan to find ...the will in..my office. CTRL+ALT+DELETE. Ack.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC216, The obvious entry by fzh 10-15-03

How the hell am I supposed to use the words "kiwi, quota, void, x-ray, and zoom" in a comic?

CC 216: Kaddar-y On Doctor... by jes_lawson 10-16-03

My leg hurts! I think it's broken... I'll write you up a quot-a sir. It looks like it'll cost $400 for this consultation. For this money, there's no a-voiding it, Doctor! I'd like an X-ray! A what? Nonsense! A course of leeches and a barium and kiwi-fruit enema will heal thy ailments, good sir! This is zoomin' ridiculous! I want a second opinion! OK - You're an idiot for trying to dive for bearded clams in the Lesbos Gulf...

Nice one, the comic number is palindromic!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Lets try some monkeys, shall we?

CC 216: Monkeys take over by Monkey_Matt 10-16-03

To destroy Earth, we need to turn it into a giant banana. No! We need to zoom around it fast enough to create a giant void, destroying everything! Our x-ray boosters are not strong enough to go that fast, so quickly, or with so much turning! Well we do not have a banana-blaster to make so many bananas! On Earth later... Well, the banana-blaster woesn't strong enough, but the kiwi-blaster was! Now all we must do is fill our rape quota! Now! Take us to the hottest chick here! I want REAL breasts, too. Wait there are none?

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How do you stuff 55 monkeys into a small fridge? Open the door, put the monkeys in, you close the door. Duh!

Third entry.. whooo! =D

CC216: Oh, That One Game by Matchbook_Romance 10-17-03

Kiwi Quota Void X-Ray Zoom Kiwi, AWW DAMNIT.

Okay, this one's fairly lame, but hey, *I* found it amusing. I guess you kinda have to be a serious music geek like me, but...

CC216: Musical Affirmative Action by UnknownEric 10-17-03

And so he said, "Zoom!" Hahaha! That was great. So this comic is done now? No! We haven't fulfilled our quota of references to Kiwi pop and old school punk rock fronted by women! Oh crap. Here we go... ...and my new laws take effect. The Clean! The Chills! The Jean Paul Sartre Experience! X-Ray Spex! The Slits! "Love in a Void" by Siouxsie and the Banshees!

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I has a flavor!

CC 216: Cat Philosophy I by codehappykid 10-17-03

I see your point, but how do we know mice exist? Something has to fill the void within that wall. That's circular, like a kiwi. Yes, but the peanut butter keeps disappearing. Only mice can fit the quota. I'm going to x-ray your skull. Zoom.

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HALPUU!

Good help is hard to find by Spankling 10-17-03

Okay. I have the kiwi. Spankling told me your supposed to bend over now. No way! Doesn't he have his quota of pervo comics yet? Don't come near! I got claws! Maybe it's a public service thing. This could help you void. No doing! The last time he had a chick with a mettal glove shove fruit up my ass it took an x-ray to find it! You better cooperate pussy-girl, or I'll shove this thing so far up your ass you'll have to cough it out with your next hairball! ZOOM

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wouldn't "Cat Philosophy" be Fe-losophy?

Sorry.

Here's a distraction:

CC216: Can't Help Umself by umfumdisi 10-18-03

I'm twying to fill my kiwi quota. This decoy shoud do the twick. Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Now step into the soundproof booth, and I'll x-ray your bazooms! All this for a job on "The Price Is Right?" So you're leaving me? Sorry, my vet said to avoid dairy.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years