It's Halloween time again, so a Halloween contest only seems appropriate. Here are the rules:

1: Each entry should spoof a horror film. Specifically, one character should resemble a horror villian, be it a zombie out for revenge, a vampire thirsting for blood, a murderer clown, whatever.

2: Use at least one of these Halloween themes:
- The entire strip takes place outside at night.
- Mention three types of candy.
- Use dooropen or dooropen2 at least once, with a trick-or-treater outside.
- Each character is in a costume.

3: No photoshops, no archives, no etc.

4: Any number of comics, including series, will be allowed. However, if you submit a lot of poo, you'll be less likely to win even if one comic you submit is by far the funniest.

5: Extra points if you work "ROBOTNIK DIED" into the strip. No particular reason. Must be in all caps.

The contest ends Monday afternoon, so if anything hilarious happens to you on Halloween, you have sufficient time to make it into a comic. Good luck.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Do I get extra points for using more than one of the Halloween themes?

Randomness... CC 218 by Neno 10-28-03

Trick or Treat! Blah! I vant to suck your blood! Hey, that's pretty cool, mister. Can I have some Skittles, or some M&Ms, or maybe some Smarties? Vhat? You are not scared ov me? But I am Dracula! Mommy! The man isn't going to give me candy! Should I ask for some of his drugs? ROBOTNIK DIED!

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Life sends us troubles, and we deal with them. When squirrels send us troubles, we head for the hills.

CC:218 - Friday The 13th Movies In A Nutshell by Rabid_Weasle 10-28-03

Sex Drugs Stabbing

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Poop.

Feetforears....We will miss you. by Ewwwww 10-28-03

What happened to feet-for-ears? Well.... Earlier that day Got any Candy? I got some dope shit! This is better than Twix, Kitkat, and Snickers combined! And last time we saw him, he was yelling "ROBITNIK DIED" while running across the border.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 218: Trick or Geek! by kaufman 10-29-03

Why, look at all of you! Those are interesting costumes. What are you all dressed as? We're the entire cast of a hacker-slasher movie.

CC 218: Bela the Ball by kaufman 10-29-03

I am so scared. You vant to suck my blood? I'd better give you some extra candy. Trick or treat. Whoa, great costume. Here, I'll give you some candy to line your coffin. I can't believe you won the costume contest. You look nothing like a vampire! I can't explain it. Whenever I dress up like my mom's chiropractor and put my hands over my face, everyone thinks I'm indistinguishable from Dracula.

(the last one is for Ed Wood fans.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC218: The Texas Evangelism Massacre by UnknownEric 10-29-03

La la la la la... I'll just cut through this graveyard on my way ho... wait... what was that??? *snap* *crackle* *pop* Oh my god! What do you want??? Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Oh man, what am I doing WRONG? Pastor Bill is going to be so angry.

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I has a flavor!

Teh Omen - The salt of the etheral is bad for you. by smamurai 10-29-03

Just leave the pizza on the doorstep please, the money is under the doormat. Lord, it is I, Father O'Irish. We have have suceeded in traking down and killing the spawn of Satan. You were in peril for she was quickly bearing down on this location. Really? My child that is fantastic news. You made sure of it? Oh yes. She clearly had the mark of the beast on her left hand. It was the colour of blood and read, 555-0139. Never before have I seen such an evil in the guise of a human. 555-0139? But that's my phone number. Do you think that perhaps this number may have been written in red felt-tip and you have just murdered the pizza delivery girl? Well now that you mention it, the evil hell-breed was wielding a bread-based savoury. We just assumed it was evil pizza. The anchovies were palpable.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Dissuasion of the Foody Taches. by smamurai 10-29-03

Dr. Kibner I don't know what's going on. People have been acting strangely all day now. It's like they all know something I don't. I sometimes think they are all staring at me me. Elizabeth you are overreacting. I think you should go home, take a good look in the mirror then get yourself some sleep. What you are saying is quite illogical. Hmmn Dr. Kibner seemed nervous somehow......Oh my God, look at this man, he is staring right at me. Should I say something to him? Hey good lookin! SKWAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Oh I think I'm gonna be sick. You have a huge slice of pepperoni stuck to your cheek you filthy girl.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC218 - I wanna Boogie Oogie Oogie by kramer_vs_kramer 10-29-03

Oh, hi Jason. How did the big fight go? You mean against Freddie? Not so good. How come? He just stood there singing "Bohemian Rhapsody". Then he hit me with the microphone stand and ran off. And don't get me started on that Brian May...

CC218: The Beginning of Every Horror (and Porn) Movie by ivytheplant 10-29-03

Okay, so I've got the Mallomars, popcorn, caramel apples, soda, candy corn, and some other unhealthy junk food. I got the scary movie! What movie did you get? Sorority Slasher XIV: ROBOTNIK DIED! Sounds cool. Now let's strip and giggle in a lesbian-esque style while watching a scary movie, practicing kisisng, and reassuring ourselves that the strange noise is just the wind. I'm halfway there. Where's the baby oil?

CC 218: Even Robots Get The Treats?

I hope Ernest Scared Stupid qualifies as a horror movie. It was a horror to watch!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 218 : Plight Of The Living Dead by niteowl 10-29-03

oof...umph...rrrrr... Ahhh, finally free from my grave...and I'm starving. Hi...anyplace 'round here where a zombie can get a burger? Yeah, there's a McDonald's right over there.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 218: What The Ghosts Got by Rabid_Weasle 10-29-03

I got some candy corn. I got a chocolate bar. I got some carmels. I got a lolipop. I got a bag of chips. I got a rock.

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Poop.

Trick Or Treat by Ewwwww 10-29-03

Hey baby, hook me up with some candy. Aint got any. No candy? Got any cereal then? ROBOTNIK DIED? Franken Berry? Trix? Silly rabbit, Trix are fo... Trix are for who? And think before you answer.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 218: Son of the Devil! by attitudechicka 10-30-03

Oh look, he's dressed as Rosemary's baby. Isn't that cute? ROBOTNIK DIED! Such a cute kid. Scary costume, though. Hi, I'm Rosemary. Have you seen my baby? It's his first time trick or treating and he got away from me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I even mentioned three types of candy. :P

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Candy's Company by crabby 10-30-03

Look at you! You're a little James Cann. You get one snicker bar and one box of nerds. What are you supposed to be young man? I'm John Ritter. All that bitch gave me was a three musketeer bar.

CC 218: Even more scarier than Clippit... by BigFrank105 10-30-03

Hm, Jason's house is the last one on the block. Well, since ROBOTNIK DIED, I'll ring the bell. Trick or TreAIEEEEEE!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON MY TWIZZLERS, KIT-KATS, AND TWIX!!! Whoops, hehe. Sorry about that kid. I thought you were the IRS.

Thriller by boinky33 9-27-03

Not good enough to win by Ewwwww 11-02-03

Hello, Im from SKITTLES. Oh uh, did I come at a bad time? BIG HUNK, you came at a great time. Just in time for me to tell you that those shoes with those pants are a very big fashion no-no. Excuse me? Oh yea SUGAR DADDY! Im queer and im here! I think I should go... Damn, and I was just about to taste his rainbow.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC218: Horror or Porn? You Decide by ivytheplant 11-02-03

Oh dear me! I seemed to have broken a heel right as I came to this graveyard! I'd better take my clothes off so I can fix my shoe! Oh no! Now my clothes are all muddy! Help! Oh help! Oh mister! Can you help me? I seem to have gotten lost in this scary graveyard and it's really cold out! Dear Satan, thank you for this bounty I am about to receive...

CC218: French Horror Film Translated by ivytheplant 11-02-03

I am pensive. I am alone. I fly unto the blackness. I laugh at your pain! Your soul shall feed me oh mortal head! You cannot harm me oh wind of evil for I have the Power and the Power shall it destroy your stench! You are nothing. You are week. I have already feasted upon the souls of your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, and pet canary! ROBOTNIK DIED! Alas. I am no more. You have conquered me. All is well.

I thought about hiring a real judge for this contest, but then I realized I would probably wind up hiring Judge Judy, and nobody deserves that kind of abuse.

But then I didn't get any bribes.

You rotten bastards are gonna try to come into my court and put up some bullshit reason why you're here? Let's hurry this up, bring in the defendants.

Ewwwww is charged with one count of drug trafficking, one count of armed robbery, and one count of homosexuality. And don't even try to tell me those were just characters in your hilarious comics, people have bullshat me with that excuse seven times today. Your fine is three hundred dollars. Titknocker.

UnknownEric is here because he caused a domestic disturbance. His comic caused many netizens to laugh loudly and for a long time, and several neighborhoods got no sleep as a result. You must pay every person in America five dollars. Stickalick.

smamurai went around town stealing candy from kids. His sentence is to repay the kids, and while someone on his behalf has returned all the candy, this headless stranger did not return the comics found in bazooka gum. You will repay each person with a comic of equal or greater value, and I see you've already brought some comics of a MUCH greater value, so this should be easy. Lardmaster.

niteowl has been caught killing every single child in one school. While I should give him the death penalty, if I did that he wouldn't be able to make any more of those comics that are oh-so-humorous. Case dismissed. Poopdiner.

Inflatable_Man used a beatnik in his comic. Sure it was funny, but he used a damn beatnik. He will be given the death penalty. Assbait.

Nobody really knows why crabby's here, so I'm just gonna say he owes the plaintiff seven dollars and cross my fingers. His entry made me laugh though. Lubemunch.

BigFrank105 is charged with making the funniest comic in the contest. His sentence is something much more worse than jail and the death penalty combined: He will run Comic Competition 219. No buts, young man. You made the comic, not me. Briefstain.

Here's the evidence of this man's crime:

CC 218: Even more scarier than Clippit... by BigFrank105 10-30-03

Hm, Jason's house is the last one on the block. Well, since ROBOTNIK DIED, I'll ring the bell. Trick or TreAIEEEEEE!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON MY TWIZZLERS, KIT-KATS, AND TWIX!!! Whoops, hehe. Sorry about that kid. I thought you were the IRS.

Finally, boinky33 went against my nazi ways and used an archived strip. Everyone is allowed to kick him in the nuts once.

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And there you have it. Next time I run this I want several million, or I'll get John Rocker.

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AFROMANS MOVE

*kicks boinky in the nuts*

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Poop.

Everyone wins in this contest! *kick*
Mmmm, tasty.

Congrats BigFrank.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.