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ObiJo
October 28, 2003 4:50 PM

Just when you thought it was safe to rub vaseline over your nether regions and ride the spin cycle till dawn, in gallops FTC#6, rearing its ugly head!

Previous FTCs:

ftc#1
ftc#2
ftc#3
ftc#4
ftc#5

Here's the saucy rules:

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You may change the title if you want; an award may be given for best title.

186850

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I am thinking of.

The Zinger Award is the most highly sought-after award. It not only tells you that you have a great punchline, but also gives you the honor of hosting Fuck Tom Clancy #7.

Unless the police find me, I plan on judging sometime Sunday.

Good luck, have fun.

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Kaddar October 28, 2003 5:51 PM	Oh wow, what have you created!!! 186876 186878 Ok, he said it, not me. 186881 186883
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Rabid_Weasle October 28, 2003 6:12 PM	186893
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Rabid_Weasle October 28, 2003 6:17 PM	186898
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Ewwwww October 28, 2003 7:14 PM	186916
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smamurai October 29, 2003 6:05 AM	187011
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kaufman October 29, 2003 8:26 AM	187039 187041
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UnknownEric October 29, 2003 9:43 AM	187048 And apologies for... 187050
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UnknownEric October 29, 2003 9:52 AM	Ummm, those should say FTC#6. I can't count. Oh god, I can't count!!! I'm numericilliterate!!! It's the secret I've been keeping all these years!!! Please, don't fire me from my job as principal of the School of Math!
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Matchbook_Romance October 29, 2003 10:16 AM	187063
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Zegota October 29, 2003 12:21 PM	187097
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niteowl October 29, 2003 4:45 PM	187177
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umfumdisi October 30, 2003 2:44 PM	Click to view comic: Not Worth 50 Cent
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mmyers October 30, 2003 3:02 PM	187397
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vlasux October 31, 2003 8:36 PM	187725 I don't know what this is.
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SinatraFonzarelli2 November 1, 2003 7:01 PM	187863
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SinatraFonzarelli2 November 1, 2003 7:02 PM	187863
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BigFrank105 November 1, 2003 8:59 PM	187880
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TheRetroKat November 1, 2003 10:42 PM
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ObiJo November 2, 2003 10:06 AM	Due to some unpleasantness that's cropped up in my life, I'm going to give this contest an extra day and judge it tomorrow.
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mmyers November 2, 2003 1:08 PM	I'm beginning to think that the FTC is cursed. I had unpleasantness in my life when I ran the contest. Can anyone else report there being bad luck when you ran it? Kaufman? Kaddar?
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EvilZak November 2, 2003 3:50 PM	188027
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Ewwwww November 2, 2003 6:31 PM	188066
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Ewwwww November 2, 2003 6:32 PM	Sorry for the above, ya'll. Wrong contest.
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TheRetroKat November 2, 2003 7:48 PM	187901 There we go.
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ObiJo
November 3, 2003 11:19 AM

The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Rabid_Weasle&ID=186893

Most Political

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=mmyers&ID=187397

Most Sexual

Goes to: Zegota

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Zegota&ID=187097

1up Award

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ewwwww&ID=186916

Best Pun

Goes to: me

For: Awarding the 1up Award to Ewwwww

AND ALSO TO: smamurai

For the comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=smamurai&ID=187011

Most Politically Incorrect

Goes to: all of us, since this whole damn contest is politically incorrect, and we're all surely destined for hell.(Save me a window seat.)

Best Title

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KaddarComps&ID=186878

Most Similar

Goes to: Kaddar

And kaufman

For the Comics:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KaddarComps&ID=186881

and

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=kaufman&ID=187039

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=kaufman&ID=187041

Semi-psychic Award

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KaddarComps&ID=186883

My comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=188185

Creativity Award

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KaddarComps&ID=186878

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Rabid_Weasle&ID=186898

Congrats to everyone.

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To the next HOST:
-Use the awardslist.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ in order to make your award list. Just copy and paste it.
-read ftcrules.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ if you are hosting, also.

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smamurai November 3, 2003 12:28 PM	woot etc. you can have the award Mon-Wed and I can have it for the rest of the week. Make sure you steam clean it before you give it to me.
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ObiJo November 3, 2003 12:37 PM	quote: woot etc. you can have the award Mon-Wed and I can have it for the rest of the week. Make sure you steam clean it before you give it to me. You can have full custody. I'm pretty sure you were cheating on me with that Dude you're getting a Dell fucktard anyway, so already doubted my paternity.
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Kaddar November 3, 2003 12:49 PM	Great contest! haha, I was wondering why you gave him the 1up award... and ... then I got it... ahahha.
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smamurai November 3, 2003 12:51 PM	I really don't get it. Explain to me, the one they call Kaddar. Or whoever really.
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Rabid_Weasle November 3, 2003 3:47 PM	Holy crap I won. Thanks. Great contest everyone. Alright, I'll try to make up a new one ASAP.
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ObiJo November 3, 2003 6:59 PM	quote: I really don't get it. Explain to me, the one they call Kaddar. Or whoever really. Ewwwww's comic was about an erection and the award was the "one up" award. If you still don't get it, see my book Puns in my Pants, available in your finer back alleys everywhere.
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Ewwwww November 3, 2003 7:29 PM	quote: Ewwwww's comic was about an erection and the award was the "one up" award. Nice one, Obi. Thanks for the award. I'll keep it close to my crot.....Heart.
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