Just when you thought it was safe to rub vaseline over your nether regions and ride the spin cycle till dawn, in gallops FTC#6, rearing its ugly head!

Previous FTCs:

ftc#1
ftc#2
ftc#3
ftc#4
ftc#5

Here's the saucy rules:

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You may change the title if you want; an award may be given for best title.

FTC#6: Fill in the Blanks by ObiJo 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training.

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I am thinking of.

The Zinger Award is the most highly sought-after award. It not only tells you that you have a great punchline, but also gives you the honor of hosting Fuck Tom Clancy #7.

Unless the police find me, I plan on judging sometime Sunday.

Good luck, have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh wow, what have you created!!!

FTC 6 umprovements by KaddarComps 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. At least he's making progress. I'm fucking going to stab you ni--- I mean... african american!

FTC 6 insert tolerance, subtract "sert" by KaddarComps 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. How'd sensitivity training go? It's a southern sensitivity training, mokumbo, I still hate blacks, but I tolerate jews and homosexuals now!

Ok, he said it, not me.

FTC 6: way too racist by KaddarComps 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. How'd Sensitivity Training go? Great, now I know which parts of the black guy's body are sensitive to my bayonet

FTC 6 ed is short for rasheed. by KaddarComps 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. Actually, I'm ed, and I hate black people. Ok ed, and we're glad you're open with your emotions, but we at sensitivity training feel "hate" is a strong word.

FTC #6: Ed's First Lesson by Rabid_Weasle 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around? Not since sensitivity traning. What!? You mean... you can call each other nigger? But we can't....?

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Poop.

FTC #6: Communication Is Important To Understand Others by Rabid_Weasle 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around? Not since sensitivity traning. Now lets see what we've learned, "Hello, my name is Lemont." Oh! Ummm... Fo-sh-sh-shizzle my ni-nizzle?

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Poop.

FTC: Sensitivity Training Is Great! by Ewwwww 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around Not since sensitivity traning Sensitivity traning is great! I've learned to deal with my constant erections!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Warman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown by kaufman 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around? Not since sensitivity traning. No, I still can't feel anything. Ok, Ed, you're still not sensitive enough. Here, see if you feel it when I poke you with THIS.

Sense and Sensitivity by kaufman 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around? Not since sensitivity traning. So then Alan Alda picks up the wounded baby bird, tapes up it wing, climbs the tree, and puts it back in its nest. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC#5: A Confederacy of Blintzes. by UnknownEric 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. For the last time, Ed. It's not REALLY a railroad. You can't buy a ticket. But I wanna see Underground!

And apologies for...

FTC#5: Reusing Punchlines, Volume Two. by UnknownEric 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower? Sure, slave... I mean... DAMMIT, I'm NEVER gonna get this straight.

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I has a flavor!

Ummm, those should say FTC#6. I can't count. Oh god, I can't count!!! I'm numericilliterate!!! It's the secret I've been keeping all these years!!! Please, don't fire me from my job as principal of the School of Math!

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I has a flavor!

FTC#6: In Need Of Support by Matchbook_Romance 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around? Not since sensitivity traning. And that's how it happened. By the way, my name is Kobe Bryant. My name is Ed and LIKE, OH MY GOSH, your story is so inspiring!

FTC whatever: it's a myth by Zegota 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. I'm black, that means I'm hung like a horse, how 'bout you? I'm... the ... we ... I'm pure blooded and ... and ... God loves me!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

FTC #6 : It works by niteowl 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. So Ed, what's your favorite movie? Steel Magnolias.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Click to view comic:
Not Worth 50 Cent

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FTC #6: Affirmative interactions by mmyers 10-30-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. Sums' a my bestest friends is negras. Fact is, I almose asked a negra to prom wit' me.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC #6 "I'm going to hell for writing this!" by vlasux 10-31-03

Hiya Joe. Howdy do Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. Okay, Ed, one more time from the top. OK, "Four score and 7 years ago, all my relatives owned your ass." Sorry dude, I always get that part wrong. Came to this land etc....

I don't know what this is.

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"Trying is the first step toward failure" - Homer Simpson

FTC #6: "Fuck Tom Clancy" is a brilliant name by SinatraFonzarelli2 11-01-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. ...I suck at this. Why am I wearing a basketball jersey if this comic takes place during the Cival War? The watermelon-eating is a sacred custom among people of color. I respect that. Now I'll kindly force you to pick my cotton, not that I'm calling you a cotton-picker because that would be wrong.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

FTC #6: "Fuck Tom Clancy" is a brilliant name by SinatraFonzarelli2 11-01-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. ...I suck at this. Why am I wearing a basketball jersey if this comic takes place during the Cival War? The watermelon-eating is a sacred custom among people of color. I respect that. Now I'll kindly force you to pick my cotton, not that I'm calling you a cotton-picker because that would be wrong.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

FTC #6: Alabama's Most Wanted by BigFrank105 11-01-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. So the plan is we hire some black people to fake kidnap Ed and take him around in the ghetto until he respects black people! I like it!!!

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I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

Due to some unpleasantness that's cropped up in my life, I'm going to give this contest an extra day and judge it tomorrow.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm beginning to think that the FTC is cursed. I had unpleasantness in my life when I ran the contest. Can anyone else report there being bad luck when you ran it? Kaufman? Kaddar?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

In 2003, the south rises again by EvilZak 11-02-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. I'll pick cotton for you, but don't call me a cracker. It hurts my feelings, massah.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Not good enough to win by Ewwwww 11-02-03

Hello, Im from SKITTLES. Oh uh, did I come at a bad time? BIG HUNK, you came at a great time. Just in time for me to tell you that those shoes with those pants are a very big fashion no-no. Excuse me? Oh yea SUGAR DADDY! Im queer and im here! I think I should go... Damn, and I was just about to taste his rainbow.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Sorry for the above, ya'll. Wrong contest.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Trials and Tribulations of contests by TheRetroKat 11-01-03

Hiya, Joe! Howdy do, Ern? Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. So, you're a god damned faggot, huh. HUH! From the south? Only steers and queers come from the south, and you don't look like a steer. BUTTSEX!!!LOO!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

There we go.

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I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT.