Thought not. Gosh this place has changed since I left. For the better I think. Hi Gabe! Hi Wirthling! Hi everyone!

*waves*

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Matthew! Good to see you! How you been? How you doin'? You got that 20 quid you owe me, motherfucker?

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I know you don't truly owe me any money, it's just that that's one of my favourite quotes from "The Blues Brothers". Sorry....

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's 170 kilometers to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Tally 'o, yon laddy! Blimey! I feared maybe yer 'ad fallen prey ter the dread Red Baron. I'll get out me spoons.

(English to cockney translation courtesy of The Dialectizer)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

When reading that statement, does anyone else imagine it being said by Michael Caine?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That or Eliza Doolittle.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

No. And I'm bloody well fine Wirfflin', right, thanks for askin'. We don't actually all speak like that fo, y'know. There are some normal British blokes. Not that yer'd know that from this post...

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

I missed you, but next time I'll aim for the head.

Naw, I kid. I was wondering where some strippers had been disappearing to lately. Good to have you back.

And a few weeks ago I found out I'm also part English. And Scots. And Amerind.

Now I'm wondering how many other weird surprises my family's going to spring on me.

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I missed you, but next time I'll aim for the head.

Naw, I kid. I was wondering where some strippers had been disappearing to lately. Good to have you back.

And a few weeks ago I found out I'm also part English. And Scots. And Amerind.

Now I'm wondering how many other weird surprises my family's going to spring on me.

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Did they forget to tell you that I am your real mother?

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Did they forget to tell you that I am your real mother?

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No, I had figured that one out myself.

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Did they forget to tell you that I am your real mother?

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No, I had figured that one out myself.

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But did they tell you boorite's your dad?

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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

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What others say about boorite!

Forgive me for not welcoming you back, Matthew, but as I am an Australian and you are English, I thought it would be more fitting to greet you with the usual Aussie apathy. So... you're back then.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Well, kind of, yes. I'm not entering contests tho, as I am crap. :) And awaiting my exam results on the 16th. Sigh.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Dr. Spankling here. I have bad news. The exam results came back positive.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet