Okey dokey. I'm gonna post some examples instead of rules so it's clear what's supposed to happen.

The topic is: World's Worst Thing to Say While Having Dinner With Your Family.

Preferred format. You can use less panels if you can't think of three things per strip.

WW#4 - Example 1 by ivytheplant 1-26-04

1. I cooked a vegetarian meal for you. 2. I've decided to become Jewish. 3. For the last time! Rotor turbines DO produce gravitons by themselves!

This is okay if you want to set something up, but the real fun of this game is to have the one-liner that not only explains the entire background of what's going on (minus the topic of course), but delivers the punchline as well. #1 is funnier than #2.

WW#4 - Example 2 by ivytheplant 1-26-04

1. Honey, where's the beef? I cooked a vegetarian meal for you. 2. I heard you've been seeing entering a synagogue. I've decided to become Jewish. 3. Sonny, your father ran away to join the circus so I must pass these family secrets on to you. For the last time! Rotor turbines DO produce gravitons by themselves!

Have fun! The voting will be sometime...eh...Saturday or so.

WW 4: Meet the parents by jes_lawson 1-26-04

So when do I get to meet this Australian girlfriend of yours? As soon as the vets let her out of quarantine. My daughter tells me you work in I.T and multi-media. What exactly do you do? Well, you know that song that goes "Badgers Badgers Badgers..."? So how does it feel to be marrying my daughter? Pretty sweet. With any luck, we'll have a house and kids before she realises I'm a serial bigamist.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'd Rather Laugh with the Dinners ... by kaufman 1-26-04

Tonight is a special night. Tonight we're having haggis. This doesn't taste like shit. I've had enough. I wish I'd traveled with the Olsons. All us Donners are too tough and stringy.

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I hope you give out a Tobor Award in this one.

WW4: Dinner with Stripcreator by IB_XC 1-26-04

I made a web site today. That's when I realized the hu-mans were HURT by my cornholing! I feel terrible. What the fuck are you talking about?

WW4: Family Circus by IB_XC 1-26-04

Yeah, I know I'm 18 now but I don't really care much about voting. I guess I'll just vote for Bush. But you know, that Jesus is a pretty nice guy. Why so down, son? Those condoms in your underwear drawer are defective.

WW4: Dinner at Pedantic's Place by IB_XC 1-26-04

Daddy, I had my first period today. Can I borrow the baby? docter!! ill start with you, BEND OVER FUCKIN FUCK TOY HOAR ILL FUCKIN FUCK YOU GOOD YOU FUCCKIN HO ILL FUCK YOU FUCKIN FUCK TOY HO

I deserve something for portraying Dan as the father of boinky/Indie Rock Pete.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Dinner gaffes 1 by habnem 1-26-04

I've figured out how to make my fart clouds 33% more pungent. Do you like the soup? It cost negative five dollars. (Jenna is home for winter break, I guess) Oh yeah? Well, where are you running away to? I'm going to Michigan, and California, and South Dakota, and Oregon! YEEEAGH!

Dinner gaffes 2 by habnem 1-26-04

How was school today? Thanks for inviting me to dinner. I do so love Irish cuisine. At the Sticks-His-Dick-In-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-The-Other-Direction household Oh, drat. I've dropped my spoon.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

WW #4-Talking with the Parental Units by mmyers 1-26-04

And then she was like, "Did the condom just break?" and I'm like "Condom?" Man, it was funny. Guess you had to be there. Keep tapping on the table like that, Dad, and see if I don't grab you arm, rip it off and scratch my back with it. I told you I had a hang over. I've decided not to go into advertising and instead get a degree in theatre.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Wow. I think some snot shot out of my nose when I was laughing at habnem's last panel. I swear, that's the kind of funny that would be rampant in Stripcreatopia.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

That shit was really funny, habnem.

Worst Things to Say at Family Dinner by MikeyG 1-26-04

Uno Dude, mom looked HOT in that nightie this morning! Dos I've decided to wear a diaper to the dinner table so I can eat uninterrupted. Tres This meatloaf looks just like the bomb I dropped in the toilet a half hour ago.

Worst Things to Say at Family Dinner 2 by MikeyG 1-26-04

One Please pass the Bearded Clam Salad. Two This tastes like toasted asshole, you fat bastards! Three Man, when I lick the shit off my ass it's tastier than this crap.

Worst Things to Say at Family Dinner by MikeyG 1-26-04

I'm pregnant. My teacher had a tittie attack today. I helped mom make dinner. We chopped off my penis and sauteed it.

Worst Things to Say at Family Dinner 4 by MikeyG 1-26-04

The best thing about corn is picking them out of your poop and eating 'em again. Why do I have to wash my hands? I was only fingering my asshole. I've decided to be a surrogate penis for Michael Jackson.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

thanks, all. have some more.

Dinner gaffes 3 by habnem 1-26-04

Man, did I have fun at work today... Has anyone seen my botulism sample? Meeting the parents Hey, Maura--Show 'em that thing you did with the zucchini the other night.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

thanks, all. have some more.

Dinner gaffes 3 by habnem 1-26-04

Man, did I have fun at work today... Has anyone seen my botulism sample? Meeting the parents Hey, Maura--Show 'em that thing you did with the zucchini the other night.

oh... i forgot it was supposed to be family dinner. in that case, just think of the priest as the bride of christ. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

WW4: Bad Things to Say to a Dinner Guest by Xuanwu 1-26-04

Ichi Hey, want some mayo on your sandwich? I've got tons! Ni I was worried your sausage would get cold, so I put it in my pants. San You've never been breast fed? You'll love desert!

WW4: More Bad Things to Say by Xuanwu 1-26-04

Is it fresh? You bet! I just saw your dish twitch a couple minutes ago. Sometimes, when I'm eating, I like to contemplate what it'll look like on the other end. Mmm... I love my new personal chef! His name's something Lecter.

Each of the scenes in the second comic are standalone. I forgot to mark them.

World's Worst #4 by niteowl 1-26-04

1. Mom, the Jell-o is talking to me. It's telling me to spare my stomach the misery and go to McDonald's. 2. Where's daddy? Why, he's on your plate! 3. Mom, this hamburger is a little undercooked.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Id just like to point out MikeyG has already won this contest.

Mikey you Magnificent Bastard. I choked on my toast reading those comics!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My cousin actually said #3 in this comic to my sister.

Worst things to say at dinner... by fzh 1-26-04

i Mom, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend. ii So, how do you like my fried chicken? iii I bet that before all you vegitarians came around Soy Beans were the happiest fuckin' beans on the planet!

Blue Searches for a Surrogate Family Thanksgiving by DragonXero 1-26-04

Thanksgiving? I didn't think there were enough dogs around here for that... So, you mom's cooking up chicken, like usual, right? How exactly are you going to stuff a human soul?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Worst thing to say at dinner by ObiJo 1-26-04

For my last meal I'd like roast beef and mashed potatoes. How about toilet water and warden dick? So that's where your dog went! You know, nana, if you tenderized the meat a bit more, I bet grandad would still be alive and you wouldn't be losing the house.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Worst thing to say... by obijo 1-27-04

At the NRA luncheon... Waiter? I only have a fork and spoon. Knives are for pussies. At the NOW luncheon... All I need is the love of one good woman's college. Any restaurant serving Jessica Simpson... I'll take the tuna wings.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Pass the Resentment by Zaster 1-27-04

Gee Mom... this steak is a little cold. Almost as cold as your ICY BLACK HEART! Grandpa... do you detect a rancid aftertaste of distrust? The bitterness of a mother's disregard for her son's needs? Quit making a scene! You are NOT getting a motorbike! Can I be excused? I think I'm choking on the parsimony!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's a different style, but that's hilarious, Zaster.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

I can't participate. Nothing is offlimits for dinner conversation around my house. It's weird, actually.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WW4: A nice quite dinner with mom. by alienpantsyndrome 1-28-04

Nothing like a homecooked meal made fresh by Mom. Home from college for the first time in months, Buzz can't even remember why he was so anxious to leave home in the first place. Hi mom, is dinner ready? Oh yes, sweetheart, just about. Come help mommie set the table... Ok. That's my little sweetums. I made your favorite, lots of gravy for my special boy, that's for sure, my lovely baby wheelchairbound boy. Twenty minutes later, Buzz remembers why. ...and that was the last time I let your father fuck both me and my sister up the ass in the same night. I mean the taste alone. Talk about a sticky situation, huh? Gotta motor mom, lots of killing myself to do, thanks for dinner.

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

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Id just like to point out MikeyG has already won this contest.

Mikey you Magnificent Bastard. I choked on my toast reading those comics!

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You'd better hope it's his children. Those antlers can be hell on your uterus.

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I meant does. Five does. John OR Janes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Five does John or Janes? Is that the sequel to Debbie does Dallas?

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