Forum archives » Comic Competitions » Comic Contest Fifty-Three: Situation Comedy

DexX
August 13, 2001 4:31 AM

The general idea of this contest is to submit a strip which comprises a complete sitcom episode, based around the situation and characters I provide.

The sitcom in question is called Unlucky Stiffs, set in a low-budget funeral home. The following strip gives you three locations within the funeral home and six regular characters found inside.

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Now, the rules:

1) In three panels, present an episode of Unlucky Stiffs. To qualify, you must use one or more instances of at least two of the given characters (and yes, characters with multiple poses/faces can be freely used). Also, at least one of the three given settings must be used.

2) Every sitcom episode needs a celebrity guest. Include a celebrity in your strip, and no, I don't mean to do your strip in PhotoShop - just use one of the other characters and make it clear who it is meant to be.

3) [OPTIONAL RULE] Sitcom episodes generally have three acts (in between ad breaks) consisting of the situation setup, the situation being ruined by unforeseen complications, and the whole thing being neatly tied up before the closing credits. This fits nicely with the three panels of the strip, so stick to the format if you can to get extra credit. It is not a victory requirement, though.

4) [OPTIONAL RULE] If you want to submit multiple entries, I would appreciate you trying to carry on with one story idea, sort of like a double episode to-be-continued kind of thing. Again, not required, but it will get you brownie points.

5) No pic-edits on this one - StripCreator strips only, sorry.

6) I will be judging approximately 72 hours from the time/date stamp on this posting. It may be a few hours more than 72, but not too long.

Sorry for the complexity. I hope someone can squeeze some funny out of these rules.

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crabby
August 13, 2001 5:13 AM

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ladyjdotnet
August 13, 2001 5:25 AM

I didn't notice it until now, but Jael's character looks like Laura Kitlinger.

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kaufman
August 13, 2001 7:48 AM

And yes, that's a laugh track.

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kaufman
August 13, 2001 7:48 AM

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kaufman
August 13, 2001 7:49 AM

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 8:18 AM

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Haights
August 13, 2001 8:27 AM

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Haights
August 13, 2001 8:30 AM

And this is the comic I was GOING TO use...the center frame was supposed to be a hilariously extended frame, to maximize the distance from Roger to Cyril. If you can see past that discrepancy, then make this my real entry.

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evil_d
August 13, 2001 8:37 AM

I liked crabby's idea of using Jesus as the celebrity.

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fpd
August 13, 2001 11:27 AM

Here's my entry.

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andydougan
August 13, 2001 11:55 AM

Are you allowed to enter comics you've made in the past which just happen to conform to the contest rules?
And completely off the subject, does anyone have a higher ratio of comics to forum posts than I do? I hope not. It makes me feel special.

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 12:07 PM

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 12:17 PM

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This is getting out of hand.

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 12:25 PM

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 12:41 PM

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evil_d
August 13, 2001 1:14 PM

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This is related to my previous entry in the same ambiguous way that episodes of a sitcom are related to each other, so you can consider it one entry or two according to your whim.

And Spankling, you are one sick motherfucker.

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 1:19 PM

quote:
And Spankling, you are one sick motherfucker.
You are too kind. And too funny - PLEASE make yours a 5-parter.

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kaufman
August 13, 2001 1:34 PM

I too can be a sick mofo ...

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 1:40 PM

quote:
I too can be a sick mofo ...
YOINKS!

Why yes.... yes you can.

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 1:54 PM

Oddest of all... we say goodbye to my father's ashes tomorrow.

He liked sick humor.

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fpd
August 13, 2001 3:00 PM

Here's a continuation of my first strip in this contest.

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wirthling
August 13, 2001 3:14 PM

I don't think I can top fetal fellatio. Bravo, Spanks.

And condolences...

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 6:39 PM

Cripes! Didn't mean to "kill" the conversation. Carry on!

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fpd
August 13, 2001 6:44 PM

Here are the final installments of "Loretta's Own Plan 9." I think I'll have to put each one in a separate message.

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fpd
August 13, 2001 6:47 PM

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fpd
August 13, 2001 6:49 PM

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kaufman
August 13, 2001 6:56 PM

quote:
I don't think I can top fetal fellatio. Bravo, Spanks.

[davebarry]Fetal Fellatio would be an excellent name for a band.[/davebarry]

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fpd
August 13, 2001 6:56 PM

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Since this is the final installment in this story, I will now acknowledge my sources. I borrowed elements from South Park, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Married With Children, Rugrats, Family Affair, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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fpd
August 13, 2001 7:40 PM

How I wish we could edit our strips. I just noticed a typo in my last one. Loretta should say "get it on," not "get in on."

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Spankling
August 13, 2001 7:57 PM

quote:
How I wish we could edit our strips. I just noticed a typo in my last one. Loretta should say "get it on," not "get in on."
You're not really my typo, Loretta.

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DexX
August 14, 2001 8:42 AM

Aaaah, the blissful feeling brought on my laughing heartily and feeling vaguely nauseated at the same time... *shudder*

Spankling, you are a very sick person. It is important that you know that. :)

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boorite
August 15, 2001 2:32 PM

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DexX, in case you didn't know, O'Doul's is a wretched "non-alcoholic beer" sold here in the States. Somehow I doubt this concept would fly in Australia, but who knows?

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CaptainObvious
August 15, 2001 3:28 PM

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DexX, in case you didn't know, O'Doul's is a wretched "non-alcoholic beer" sold here in the States. Somehow I doubt this concept would fly in Australia, but who knows?

The basic idea behind non-alcoholic beer is that getting drunk is an annoying side effect people have put up with for thousands of years so they can enjoy the taste of beer.

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DexX
August 15, 2001 10:01 PM

quote:
The basic idea behind non-alcoholic beer is that getting drunk is an annoying side effect people have put up with for thousands of years so they can enjoy the taste of beer.
Thanks Cap. So, would you say it is akin to taking both the sugar and caffein out of Coca Cola? Mmmmm... Caffeine Free Diet Coke... *vomit*

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DexX
August 15, 2001 10:03 PM

A bit over six hours until judgement. If you have been meaning to enter but haven't gotten around to it, better make it quick. :)

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DexX
August 16, 2001 5:44 AM

Okies, here it is...

I will try not to leave anyone out. These are the things I really liked...

crabby - Catchphrase, one-liners.
kaufman - Puns, Stephen Hawkings.
Haights - 3 act sitcom formula, news break.
evil_d - Blasphemy, somnambulance.
fpd - Copious pop references, the legendary Ed Wood.
Spankling - Rampant contempt for good taste, comtempt for Bob Saget.
boorite - Ernest Borgnine, disturbing anti-liquor.

However, somebody had to win, and today it is...

Haights

Mainly for this one...

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I don't mind that the middle panel was not the shape you wanted - it made me laugh a lot. :)

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Spankling
August 16, 2001 7:56 AM

What? No mercy fuck? But those are my favorite!

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kaufman
August 16, 2001 8:05 AM

(peeking at the recent stats)

Hey, another first-time winner! Congrats.

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Haights
August 16, 2001 8:05 AM

quote:
However, somebody had to win, and today it is...

Haights

Mainly for this one...

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I don't mind that the middle panel was not the shape you wanted - it made me laugh a lot. :)



Holy fuck, I actually won. O_o

Well, time to think of some half-baked rules. :-/

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DexX
August 16, 2001 8:19 AM

quote:
What? No mercy fuck? But those are my favorite!
If I had given the victory to you it would have looked like collusion. Hey, wait a minute - are we figments of the same deranged imagination? I can't remember...

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