Breakup by ObiJo 2-03-04

Maura, I think it's over between us. K, see ya. God that was messy.

Breakup 2 by ObiJo 2-03-04

Now that Maura's gone, let's see what's on the tube. And now back to our 24-hour marathon of Full House. TV, I think it's over between us. K, see ya. Try to carry on, little guy.

Breakup 3 by ObiJo 2-03-04

*Crackle* House fire, I think it's over between us. *Crackle Crackle* And a crackle crackle to you too, goodly sir.

Breakup 4 by ObiJo 2-03-04

Weapons of Mass Destruction, I think it's over between us. It never gets any easier.

Breakup 5 by ObiJo 2-03-04

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! Santa, I think it's over between us. Don't look back, Santa. Don't ever look back.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Brilliant

Universally funny.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Top notch.

Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I could never break up with Obi.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Obi, you already know how I feel about these comics. And your muscular, clenching buttocks.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Tremendous. Great ending, too.

Alzheimers Al sounds like a Choobychooby character, perhaps he could make a cameo as Mr Kidney's lost and forgotten (haha) twin brother.

If Chooby were still alive, that is.

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Dad was flammable

Ha! Funny shit. Good job Obi.

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Poop.

It was shit.

Shit in a "Goddamn you Obijo, stop being so fucking funny. Cant you just produce a really shit comic once in a while? Youre causing me real pain when i start laughing at your shit" kinda way.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Mr. Hopper told me if I let it go below semi-shit, the bus will explode.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Noooo! Not Santa! Why?

Those were pretty cool. I think besides the santa one, i particularly liked the ending.

Mr. Hopper told me if I let it go below semi-shit, the bus will explode.

At least jump on a bandwagon once in a while and produce a comic based on a popular cult character ...

*thinks*

Fuck , you managed that as well, and managed not to be shit when provided with "Aha , Its is I , Jesus" as a punchline.

As i said in the previous thread, i refuse to rate you as a user as the only options are "Bad , Okay , Good" and we seriously need a "Magnificent Bastard" rating in there.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm having that paragraph tattooed on my arm. :))

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Thanks for wrecking the SC bell curve, Obi. Your strips make ours look childish in comparison.

You magnificent bastard.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Clunk indeed.

I broke up with funny ages ago. It must have gone and shacked up with the big O.... (bijo).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I can't get any flatter than ObiJo.

Bagnificent mastard by jes_lawson 2-05-04

I think it's over between us, steaming pile of vomit *sigh* Hey, wait a minute...this is the alley I was brought up in!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jes, it worked. Same vein, same teh funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Nice, jes.

kaufman did one too I really liked:

Obi a fine girl, kiss me by kaufman 2-03-04

Sol, I think it's over between us. Don't let Halley's Comet hit you on the way out.

Anyone else that wants to, feel free to post your own.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I hope-a you like. Tell me what y'all think.

Breaking Up, The Jackson Chronicles Pt. 1: Michael by MikeyG 2-05-04

I'm sorry, original nose. It's been real, but we must part ways. Goodbye. *sniff* *SLAM* Years later... I biss by dose.

Breaking Up, The Jackson Chronicles Pt. 2: Janet by MikeyG 2-05-04

I just wanted to say that although we didn't have much time to get to know each other... ...I'll probably wind up missing you after all. Goodbye, right Titty Covering. *SLAM*

Breaking Up, The Jackson Chronicles Pt. 3: Janet 2 by MikeyG 2-05-04

It's been a while since we've spoken. And it's been a rocky relationship, but now I think it's finally time to say goodbye. Adios, dignity. *SLAM*

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

One for Obi by KajunFirefly 2-05-04

Door, I think it's over between us. She was starting to become a little unhinged.

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Dad was flammable

MikeyG breaks up with his only girlfriend by boinky33 2-05-04

I think it's over between us, left hand. Bastard! SLAM! *sniff*....Be strong.

You son of a bitch! Ha ha ha ha ha! All right, two can play at this game.

Boinky33 Breaks Up With His True Love by MikeyG 2-05-04

*sigh* Goodbye, my true love. Perhaps this is for the best. Farewell, Hostessâ„¢ Twinkies. *SLAM* Helloooo Bacon Double Cheeseburgers!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I never had a Ring-Ding in my life.