Here is a little series by the wonderful authors Laughinginyourface, and xxausrottenxx.

Strippers in the hood (1) by laughinginyourface 2-10-04

Shake it baby, yeah, yeah! Later... I can "spice things up a bit" for $300, credit card only............Ok, I'll be right back. Oh, man, this is so sweet! (gives credit card) One hour later... Shit, not again!

strippers in da hood (2) by xxausrottenxx 2-10-04

agh, ive been standing here for hours, and i havent had any action....oh wait someones coming teenagers and that bee-bop music of theirs...

Strippers in the hood (3) by laughinginyourface 2-10-04

o/`Fo' shizzle shizzle, in da fo'rizzle...o/` (Satanic music) What's this?....Word... (Satanic music) (Satanic music in the backround) I got 5 dolla this time.

strippers in tha hood (4) by xxausrottenxx 2-10-04

you know, when you asked for my services, i had something else in mind

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Not exactly your best work guys. The ending however, was semi-funny.

Hehe...Somehow, I always think stripper jokes are kind of funny. Maybe it's because I did the ghetto stirpper things first, you backstabbers! MINDY AND CINDY 4EVA!

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You know you totally missed me!

Probably not, we were bored as hell.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...