Hi all, thanks for the first CC win so early in my career. Have looked back at some old CCs and I think I have the general idea of what to do.

My idea is stupid and gay, but here it is. The theme is drowning cats. Your comic should basically involve a cat, or cats, being drowned, or a conspiracy so to do, or something else in which feline endrownment is a feature.

Bonus points will be given for various things which I'm not planning to tell you, since I think that will make the contest more exciting.

By the way, I have nothing personally against cats, stupid or gay people.

I'll judge it at the end of the week. In the meantime, amuse yourselves by reading my comics at stripcreator.com/comics/mwjon2.

Best cat drowning joke -

My cat died of natural causes - I drowned it in a hemp sack

lets see if i still remember how to do this:

CC234: V1@gra sold separately... by lara7 2-24-04

SUBJECT: KEN COUGHMAN WOLD YOU LIK MOR AND BETER PUSSIE? well, hmm. Snuggles here is pretty great, but lets see what this "Henrietta Cinderblock" person is offering me.. NATURLE MALE ENHAGEMENT! INKREAS YER ENDROWNMENT AND HAVE HER BEG FOR MORE! That doesn't make a lot of sense, but if it's on the internet, it must be true. Later, at the shore: Look for the last time, "Endrownment" isn't even a word, and it won't make your penis bigger if you sink that cat.

post a comic, I mean, not win a CC.

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CC234: DROWNING KITTENS IS WRONG! by DragonXero 2-24-04

So, what brings you down here? Mafia. You? Owners had too many cats. That's terrible, how could they drown you, just because they have too many cats?! Easy, they just put me in a bag, tossed in a couple rocks, and dropped me down here. *glub*

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CC 234: Are you feline it ho? by shark_energy 2-24-04

Yo girl, you're pussy wasn't just soaking last night, it was drowning. It was literally flapping about like a kipper. I don't know what you are talking about you filthy sick pervert but keep away from me... Hey? What now? No don't get me wrong here lady! I'm not talking about yo crab pot. I'm talking about that pet cat of yours I threw in the river, it's alllll good. Tiddles? YOU MONSTER! WHY? HOW? If the pussy ain't getting pimped, then I got no need for the pussy. Now you go jump in that river over there or i'll cut off yo tongue and put a dog bone up yo jacksy Awwww damn

CC 234: As seen on ESPN by kaufman 2-24-04

Evolution and chaos theory are wonderful things. Some of the cats who were left to drown adapted to their surroundings, and formed a thriving underwater community. Until that day in 1965 when a young Kansas City baseball prospect went for a swim ... What are you going to do? Shoot me? Actually, no. I'm going to take you out with a 90 mph. slider. Owner Charlie Finley took notice, and soon signed the kid to a large bonus and gave him a nickname that would stick with him forever. Coming up next on SportsCentury, Catfish Hunter's glory years in Oakland.

CC 234: Lather, Rince, Repeat by kaufman 2-24-04

As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes?

CC 234: Lather, Rince, Repeat by kaufman 2-24-04

As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes?

CC 234: Lather, Rince, Repeat by kaufman 2-24-04

As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes?

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Musings From an Old Burlap Sack. by smamurai 2-24-04

Is this a burlap sack I see before me? Yes...yes it is. No doubt I am H20 bound. I cannot help but laugh for you see, when the fool gets home.. ..he will realise he has mistaken me for his own similar looking cat. Ha ha! It's not my petrol he is wasting.

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lets see if i still remember how to do this:
post a comic, I mean, not win a CC.

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But he'll have such fun batting the little boat around by kaufman 2-24-04

lap lap lap lap lap lap lap ... lap lap lap lap lap lap lap ... Note to self: Drowning cats in the toilet does not work. aaaaaah.

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CC 234: Natural Order by BigEvilDan 2-24-04

We did it. We finally tricked the damn cat into going off the pier. That'll teach him to chase me around. We own the house now! So, now what do we do? I dunno. Wanna chase me around?

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CC 234: Was this what HP was thinking? by kaufman 2-24-04

Far beneath the ocean lies a a feline who survived and developed mutated superpowers. Mrr-rowr. The day will come when he rises out of the ocean in search of revenge, terrorizing the humans who sank him so long ago. Aiiiiiii, Cathooloo! Prrrrrrrrrt. But not now. No, not now. Now he wants to take a nice long nap in his underwater city. R'lyeh.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 234: Drowned Cats by attitudechicka 2-24-04

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CC234: My PLIF Tribute by ivytheplant 2-24-04

You drowned them for years, because you were a right bastard. mew! *splash!* So when you died, after a life of torturing innocent animals, Management thought it only fitting to reincarnate you as a cat in the home of someone like yourself. Over and over. For eternity. This is gonna be fun. Heh heh. Welcome to hell. Not again! Hey kitty...let's go for a swim...

CC 234: Oh, you mean the animal kind... by jes_lawson 2-24-04

Hello? Anyone? Help! My ex-boyfriend went crazy and anchored me here! Help! The tide's rising! HEEELP! HEEELP - *splutter*... Hey, I heard you ran into your ex-girlfriend at the weekend. Cat? Oh yeah, we, uh, went to the mountains. And definitley not to the abandoned pier. No ma'am. "Wave" goodbye to that thought...*snigger*

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CC 234 - Drowned Cat by MikeyG 2-24-04

I'm not diggin' this, man.

That's like, cool, daddio.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC234: A Drowned Cat by fuzzyman 2-24-04

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come. And I believe it could be, something good has begun... Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one. And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come... Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a Peace Train... I'd always wondered what happened to Cat Stevens...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Drowning Cats by ElTigreMask2K 2-25-04

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Menthol?

Cat. by not_Scyess 10-02-03

Care for a bit of a scratch? Indubitably. That wooden floor board looks promising. Quite. Perhaps next time you will be so good as to use your claws, instead of a chainsaw. Indeed.

More if I get around to it.

I like this contest, by the way.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 234: Drowning The "Cat" by Rabid_Weasle 2-25-04

Meow. Just keep swimming...

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Poop.

Paws: The Revenge by kaufman 2-26-04

One day at the beach ... What's that? Fluffy must have coughed up another hairball.

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CC234: Ancient Catastrophes and Cataclysms: Catlantis by fpd 2-26-04

In the Kittias, the Phellenic philosopher Gato tells of the island of Catlantis. It was founded by the god Pusseidon and the mortal queen Cato. Ah, Cato, you have borne me a litter of ten sons. All shall be kings. Catlantis shall be the greatest kingdom in the world, father. Ever ruled by ten tomcat kings, Catlantis remained great for centuries. But as the divine blood became more diluted, Catlantis fell into corruption. Hey bigboy, I'm in heat. Want to party? Got any catnip? I got lots of catnip, doll. If you're real nice to me, I'll let you have some. While at war with the city of Cathens, Catlantis was swallowed up by the ocean in a single day. Hey, we have immigration laws, buster. You cats can't just pour into our country like this. Quick! What is your secret for breathing underwater?

CC 234: Ancient Catastrophes and Cataclysms: Lemiouia or Mew by fpd 2-26-04

In the Seacat Doctrine, Madame Selina Petrovna Blakatsky claims that the 3rd great race lived in Lemiouia, also known as Mew. The ancient Lemiouians were a hermaphroditic race that communicated by telepathy. I'm sure glad you're not a hermaphrodite, babe. And am I ever glad you're not telepathic. The downfall of Lemiouia came after they discovered sex. How could you get me pregnant? I thought you were neutered. Hey, I would never neuter little tom. I thought you were spayed. At the peak of sexual perversion, volcanos and earthquakes plunged Lemiouia into the ocean. Ignatz must really love me. He has never hit me harder with a brick. That wasn't me, Krazy. That rock flew from the volcano.

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CC 234: Blubbering Depths by fpd 2-26-04

When they were young, all was bliss between Heathcliff and Cathy. I love you, Cathy. You will always be my queen. And I love you Heathcliff. There is no one else like you. But one fateful night, Heathcliff overhead part of a conversation. Oh, Electra, Linton has asked me to marry him. He is handsome and rich, and I think I shall be happy with him. Heathcliff was so upset, he went to drown himself in liquor at the local pub. But he had to settle for water when he fell off a cliff. Meanwhile ... I would rather go to hell with Heathcliff than to heaven with Linton. The truth is, Electra, I am Heathcliff. All the men I've been with are S.O.B.s, Miss Cathy, but maybe it's just me.

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Simplicity, as usual.

CC 234: Evil? Nah. by codehappykid 2-28-04

feed me! *stomp* *GLUB GLUB GLUB* I love my trapdoor.

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HALPUU!

It's judging time. Thanks for the support for my first time all those of you who supported my first time, thanks for your support. That sentence got a little bit out of control, sorry.

I have a couple of honorable mentions first.

Smamurai, for making me laugh out loud

Musings From an Old Burlap Sack. by smamurai 2-24-04

Is this a burlap sack I see before me? Yes...yes it is. No doubt I am H20 bound. I cannot help but laugh for you see, when the fool gets home.. ..he will realise he has mistaken me for his own similar looking cat. Ha ha! It's not my petrol he is wasting.

Kaufman, for his epic series with the slow release punchline

CC 234: Lather, Rince, Repeat by kaufman 2-24-04

As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes?

CC 234: Lather, Rince, Repeat by kaufman 2-24-04

As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes?

CC 234: Lather, Rince, Repeat by kaufman 2-24-04

As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes? As the water enters our lungs, do you think our lives will pass before our eyes?