Okay, for part two of this WW, come up with an answer to this idiotic job application/interview question (note: there's several different varieties of this, but it's all the same thing and all stupid):

"How will you make this company better?"

I love it when they ask this on an application for fast food worker or dishwasher. "Ummm..." is my usual answer. I always really want to answer "Just my presence will make this company 100 times smarter." but that doesn't go over well.

So, put yer strips in. You all should know the rules and proper format by now. If not, I'll sick MikeyG on you.

When this contest is over, Umfum will judge my topic and I'll judge his. What we do from there is up in the air...I'd love to see a Celebrity Stripmatch with the finalists, but again, we'll let ya know.

Now go! Strip like you've never stripped before!

WW8-2: How I Will Make This Company Better by UnknownEric 3-02-04

I'll handle difficult customers by showing them my tits. I'll murder you all.

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I has a flavor!

WW8: Sha na na na nana na na na by kaufman 3-02-04

I'll make your Blue Screen of Death a more tasteful mauve, Mr. Gates. Ok, you know, like, the episode where Captain Kirk makes a planet better by leaving a book on Chicago gangsters? We can do the same thing -- we all have machine guns ... Two words: Velveeta wrestling.

* Yes, I know I misrepresented the facts of that episode. But if the Geek got that right, he'd only be the world's third worst.

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WW 8.2: Making the World A Better Place by attitudechicka 3-02-04

I will personally change the urine in the fryers! Well, not much, really. I mean, I'm only getting this job because my parents forced me to. I'll stop sending bad comments on this place to your corporate headquarters.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WW 8b: How will you make this company better? by BigEvilDan 3-02-04

Well, it would be hard to make it worse. I'll stop urinating on the sidewalk outside the building and start urinating on the sidewalk outside your competitor's building. By eventually stealing your job and doing it correctly.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

World's Worst Version 8.2 by NooniePuuBunny 3-02-04

1. By adding the element of surprise. 2. I have a lot of good points I could add to your company. Good sharp points. heh heh.. I could even leave some of my points buried in the minds of your employees. 3. Three words: Living document shredder.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Worlds Worst #8 Part 2: A Different Perspective. by the_imploding_tree 3-03-04

Damn those seasonal workers... How will you make this company better? I will personally make your day 10% more magical! Well, plumbings not for everyone... How will YOU make this company better? I offer exceptional standards of hygiene. When marsupials run away to join the circus, they don't mess around. ...how will you make this company better? Pipe down and give me all your custard pies. Now.

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Confucius say: "Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its gone..."

WW8-2: It Had To Be Done by Bargaintuan 3-04-04

How would you make this company better? RARR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! RARR... OK. You're hired.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 1 by MikeyG 3-03-04

1 Better? I thought you were hiring me to piss on it. 2 I'm a middle-management-eating cannibal. 3 I'm NOT going to squirt lighter fluid on your face and throw a lit zippo at it.

Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 2 by MikeyG 3-04-04

1 For one thing, I like to fly by the seat of my panties. 2 Because I actually bathe! 3 I'm good at getting head.

Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 3 by MikeyG 3-04-04

1 Hey, don't sweat it. You'll see at the office Christmas Party. 2 Hey! I was pretending to bore through your forehead with my eye lasers until you asked me that question! 3 Snip off all the guys' balls so they don't care about porn or office nookie.

Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 4 by MikeyG 3-04-04

1 I'd cut down on my cubicle masturbation time by about 30%. 2 WANGS! 3 I'd change the name of 'Bring Your Daughters to Work Day' to 'R. Kelly Day'.

Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 5 by MikeyG 3-04-04

1 State laws don't say I have to tell the people I WORK next to I've been convicted of a sex crime! 2 Whip out the ol' Tallywhacker and I'll show ya, chief. 3 I'll sabotage it so it becomes fodder for a hostile takeover by Ivytopia.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WW #8 - "How will you make this company better?" by niteowl 3-04-04

By instigating an massive amount of backstabbing and in-fighting between the crappy employees here, thus making them all kill each other. I have an extraordinary talent for noticing all the bad things other employees do, and informing upper management about 'em. I'll spread my legs for every guy in the office, because a happy employee is a productive employee.

WW #8 - "How will you make this company better?" Part 2 by niteowl 3-04-04

What the fuck are you talking about? I promise to come to work stoned only 3 days a week, instead of everyday like the last guy who worked here. If you hire me, I'll stop robbing this place at gunpoint every other week.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I suppose I should let everyone know that judgment shall pass late Sunday night.

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Sorry for the delay, but my browser and stripcreator haven't been getting along very well. I reread all the entries last night, but it took a long time, and by the time I tried to post a message the site was not responding. Other sites worked fine. Go figure.

Also, I don't know what has become of ivy, but I assume she'll show up and judge my subject soon. After that, the two winners (assuming we don't choose the same stripper) control the next "World's Worst."

My winner is attitudechicka for the delicious reply "I will personally change the urine in the fryers!" You go, chicka.

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