Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the twelfth Comic Cup!

This one is going to be a whole lot different from the previous cups, each match will have it's own little gimmick. Also, brad's entering under a borrowed account*.

* no he isn't

Here are some basic rules:

• I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
  
• You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive.
  
• VOTE! People who don't vote will not be looked on favourably, if you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.

Okay, so, here is the card for the first round (although not necessarily in the correct order):
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Standard contest match, only one winner, most votes wins.

Tag Team Match
dcomposed and niteowl vs umfumdisi and Rabid_Weasle

Standard tag-team match up, two players advance, most votes wins.

Handicapped Match
habnem and MikeyG vs Jes_Lawson

Both "teams" submit a two comic entry, winning team advances, most votes wins.

Mexican Wrestling Match
not_Scyess vs smamurai vs cowtipper

Everyone uses an old alias account of mine to make a comic and then I post them. Comic with most votes wins, author of said comic advances

Weakest Strip Match
kaufman vs Spankling vs possums vs boinky33

One loser, most votes loses.

Outsiderz match
graykane vs EvilZak

Strippers must use a different online comic creator website to make their entries, one winner, most votes wins.

Champions League Match
attitudechicka vs BigEvilDan

Standard cup match, both players advance to take on another previous champion in the next round, winner gains a point. Champion with most points after playing all three matches goes forward.

Champions League Match
Fuzzyman vs andydougan

Standard cup match, both players advance to take on another previous champion in the next round, winner gains a point. Champion with most points after playing all three matches goes forward.

FTC Match
Laughinginyourface vs areallystupidguy vs kevin_keegans_perm

Standard FTC match, one winner, most votes wins.

Five Count Match
Kramer_vs_Kramer vs xxausrottenxx

Standard cup match, one winner, first stripper to get 5 votes wins.

Card subject to change.

So there you go, first match will be announced soon.

Okay, first match:

Tag Team Match
dcomposed and niteowl vs umfumdisi and Rabid_Weasle

Here is da rules, they apply to every comic:

1. You may not use more than three speech/thought ballons in the strip.
   
2. Your characters must be playing a ficticious sport.
   
3. The comic takes place in the "Star Wars" universe.
   

GO GO GO!

this is going to be the coolest cup ever even though i'm going to be eliminated in the first round.

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this is going to be the coolest cup ever even though i'm going to be eliminated in the first round.

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yeah, well im up against kramer vs. kramer. im gonna get my ass kicked!!

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You'll get a little longer than 48 hours since you might want to speak with your respective team mate.

GO GO GO!

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Just as Dan and I are starting to become friends by working on a contest together, you throw us against each other again. I feel so bipolar.

Ive avoided the hot favourites in the first round, so at least im not guaranteed defeat.

PS : Kajun, what bribes are you taking to keep myself and MikeyG/Kaufman/Dan apart until the Semi Finals?

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this is going to be the coolest cup ever even though i'm going to be eliminated in the first round.

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Ive avoided the hot favourites in the first round, so at least im not guaranteed defeat.

PS : Kajun, what bribes are you taking to keep myself and MikeyG/Kaufman/Dan apart until the Semi Finals?

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Ive avoided the hot favourites in the first round, so at least im not guaranteed defeat.

PS : Kajun, what bribes are you taking to keep myself and MikeyG/Kaufman/Dan apart until the Semi Finals?

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You think you're going to make it to the semis?

My comic is done. I've asked dcom to post mine when he posts his.

/comics/niteowl/217812//comics/dcomposed/217822/

/comics/umfumdisi/217679/

/comics/Rabid_Weasle/217826/

Vote: dcompowl

one vote for dcomposed and niteowl

umfumdweasle stupid ewoks (:

I vote for the guys BigEvilDan voted for.

So good, both of you. I have to give it to Rabid and Umfum because I just read the best line ever: "We Wok!"

Vote: niteposed

Rabid_umfumdisi

posed_owl

niteposed because I'm a sucker for bad wookie puns.

dcomowl because puns are the greatest.

Although Wookie of the Year was a funny punchline, I've got to go with umfumdweasle. 'We wok'. You silly bastards.

Rub fud im diesel Buuuuuuuudddy!

nosed

im gonna have to go with dcomowl

Ewoks

Umfumweasel

UmWease

VOTE FOR DCOMP

Rabid_disi

Dcomowl

Only cup competitors can vote unless otherwise stated, sorry Halcyon or whatever your name was.

Mmyers can vote as he's now in the contest in some capacity, more details to follow.

RABIDISI

The wacky, country-travelin' comedy duo Weesel and Disi. Hey, what kind of music does and Endor-inhabitant like best? EWOK AND ROLL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *belch* sorry, just limbering up.

nitecomposed

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Rabfumdweasle

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By the way, I just wanted to say that I'm really looking forward to this contest. Kajun came up with a great idea and I think we should all thank him for taking the time to put it together.

So far, it's turning out pretty fuckin' good.

There is only one vote in this at the moment and that is why the next contest hasn't started yet, it's currently:

dcomowl 11 - 12 umfum_weasle

There are potentially 32* votes to be cast, we only have 23 so far, I'll keep the voting open until I finish work tomorrow.

*unknown_eric, mmyers and HollywoodStew are eligible to vote.

HollywoodStew=Brad?

hmmmmm...

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By the way, I just wanted to say that I'm really looking forward to this contest. Kajun came up with a great idea and I think we should all thank him for taking the time to put it together.

So far, it's turning out pretty fuckin' good.

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I vote for the Self Proclaimed World's Greatest Protection Agency, dcom and nite

Okay, so you bastards have to make this difficult, eh? I shall PUNISH YOU ALL!

Voting has now closed on the first match since you idiots feel the need to make this into some kind of equal opportunities, karma cup.

But I'll get to that later, let's go to the next match for the moment, the outcome of which will be a deciding factor for the previous round's voting disaster*.

Handicapped Match
habnem and MikeyG vs Jes_Lawson

The rules:

• Both teams submit two comics.
• The comics must be set in prehistoric times.
• At least one character must die in the course of the strips.
• Comic has to be about the foibles of old people.

Now, MikeyG isn't going to be home until later on tomorrow, and since it's a tag match I'll give them a little longer, that'll give the rest of you some time to think about what awful contestants you are.

*Those of you who didn't vote in the last round without a good excuse had better vote on this one, lest you find yourself taking on Dougan in a game of death-biscuit.

Say... Kaj... what exactly is "Death-Biscuit?"

EvilZak, you're my hero.

By the way, the winner of this handicapped match will carry the team that they voted for in the previous match through to the next round with them.

Habnem + MikeyG = umfumdisi + rabid_weasle

Jes_Lawson = dcomposed + niteowl

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By the way, the winner of this handicapped match will carry the team that they voted for in the previous match through to the next round with them.

Habnem + MikeyG = umfumdisi + rabid_weasle

Jes_Lawson = dcomposed + niteowl

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