Here's a fun game: you post one of your favorite movie quotes, and then the next person tells you to shut up and posts another movie quote, and so on.

For example, one person would post a movie quote such as this one:

"To a new world of gods and monsters!"

-- Dr. Praetorius, "The Bride of Frankenstein"

Then, the next person's response would be similar to this:

Shut up.

"Try the veal. It's the best in the city."

-- Virgil Solozzo, "The Godfather"

Shut up.

No, you shut up.

"What'll you two pudknockers have?"

-- Pancho Barnes, "The Right Stuff"

shut up, pudknocker.

"I know you guys think I'm a dick... cheese... burger."

-Michael McKean as Milo in Airheads

Shut up, dickcheeseburger.

"Well why don't we put HER in charge!"

-- Pvt. Hudson, "Aliens"

Shut up bitchboy

"Today, we teaching Poodles how to fly"

-- Raul Hernandez - UHF

Shut up, poodle-puke!

"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken."

-- Neo's Boss, Matrix

Shut up, Oracle groper!

"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

-Sir John Gielgud, as Hobson in Arthur

Shut up, pinhead.

"Naw, naw, th-the gun's no good...see, the sledge...they...they died better that way."

-- The Hitchhiker, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Shut up, groundling.

"I will keep dreaming, I will keep dreaming, my friend, and when I wake up, you'd better hope...you're...ASLEEP!"

-- Mr Furious - "Mystery Men"

Cram it, assmaggot.

"No! FUCK YOU! Get the fuck out of here! Bitch! Get the FUCK OUT!!!! Damn...... Didn't I tell you I had a way with women?"

-James Woods as Max in Once Upon a Time in America

Quiet you.
"It can't rain all the time" -Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, "The Crow"

Zip it!!

'Can you fly Bobby?'

Clarence Bodicker - Robocop.

Shush.

"Ha ha. Good one, guys. Now can someone help me down from here?"

-- Jesus, The Passion of the Christ

Cram a sock in it, Roy.

"By the way. Food and Rent. Are not the only things that cost money round here. YOU sleep on the couch."

Jamie Lee Curtis as Ophelia, Trading Places (1984)

Shut up, Frenchie.

"To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will."

Harry Shearer as Mark Shubb in A Mighty Wind

Put a cork in it, folk boy.

"Come on, pelicans! Fly! Fly away!"

-Tony Montana, to some flamingos on television, Scarface(1983)

Shut up, mang.

"Act stuffed."

-- Kiki, "Kiki's Delivery Service"

Nigger please,

'C'mon Sal, The Tigers are playing tonight, I never miss a game.'

Clarence Bodicker - Robocop

Shut the fuck up!

"Shut the fuck up!" - Mike Garvey in StripCreator.com, the Best of, 2004

Quiet, bitches!

"I want you to get a driver's manual and I want you to STUDY THAT MOTHERFUCKER!" - Mr. Eddy from Lost Highway

!pu kcuf eht tuhS

"Are you and Mary having sexual intercourse?"
"I... I... don't know what you're talking about!"
-A Conversation Between Mrs. X and Henry in Eraserhead

Shut up, mother-intercourser.

"Khaaaaaaaaaaan!"

--William Shatner, Star Trek II

Put a sock in it, Shatnabber.

"Fallacain symbol?"
-Death, offering a cigar to a little girl in The Eigth Seal(a Seventh Seal knockoff)

"..a.."

-Ray, Scary Movie, im pretty sure he says "a" in the film at one point

Shush!

Pffffffft

--Alex Karass, Blazing Saddles

ShutupShutupSHUT... UP!

"Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up."

-- Night of the Living Dead

Blow it out your ear, hobeast malloy.

"Tell your dago friends to beat it!"
"I'm German-Irish."
"Well let me tell you something, my Kraut-Mick friend!"
-a conversation between Robert Duvall and Señor Horsehead in The Godfather

By the way, that last quote I gave you was not the Eigth Seal, it was a different Swedish title. Death plays badminton with a little girl.

Wheeeesht young lassie!

'Bitches leave.'

Clarence Bodiker, Robocop

Wow, Clarence Boddiker is becoming a cult figure in this thread (not that he'd actually last 5 minutes in downtown Detroit).

"I don't have time for this bullshit!"

-- Clarence Boddiker, Robocop

Oh, and shut up!

Silencío...

"Maybe I'm just not makin' my self clear"

Clarence Boddiker, Robocop

Clarence was a cult figure from the day he was born.

one more word, just one more word and I swear I'll kill ya.

'Just give me my fucking phone call.'

Clarence Boddicker - Robocop

Shut it, you cunt.

"I hired you boys to lay rail, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots." - Taggart from Blazing Saddles.

Stuff it, all of you.

"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."

-Harvey Keitel as Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction

Shut up, dicksucker.

"I don't wanna fuck with you, Sal."

--Clarence Boddicker

Put a sock in it sonny.

'Well give the man a hand.'

Clarence Boddicker - Robocop

Blow it out your ass, fucknut j.r.

"STELLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
-Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire

By the way, that Seventh Seal spoof was called Dedouva.

Silence!

"Juicyfruit?"

-- The Chief, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

Shut it, cuntbutter.

" Two bowls of split plea soup, eh"
- Bob McKenzie, Strange Brew

Take off, hosehead.

"You fucked up! You trusted us!"

-- Otter, "Animal House"

Piss off, twat!

" Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

- Woody Allen, Love and Death

Sew you lips together, Sven.

"The best part about masturbation is that I get to have sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen in Annie Hall

"And now, Yankee bathtardman, I weel kill you until you die from it!" -Saddam, Hot Shots Part Deux

You know where the pie goes? Shut it!

"Mrs. Hogwallop done R-U-N-N-O-F-T." -Washington Hogwallop, Oh Brother Where Art Thou

QUIET, SOLDIER!

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Dante Hicks, Clerks.

Can it.

'You a college boy or sumthin? Betcha think you're pretty smart? Think you can outsmart a bullet?'

Emil - Robocop

Stop saying things.

"AARRGGHH!!"

-- Faces of Death, Part VII

Make it so that thine upper and lower lips meet and sounds ceases to escape your throat.

"Where IS that fish?"
-Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life'

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert!!!

"This...is Marta."

-- Hector, "Scarface"

Shat app!

"I came here for an argument!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! This is Abuse!"

-Monty Python