Let's do this like Buddists.

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Rules
Awards List (Paste at judging)

You MAY use different characters

You MAY use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY NOT replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional Rules, etc :

No photoshopped entries.

The template :

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30-Template']

Judging will be on Friday. I'll bug you as we get closer.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - The Viking Cometh']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'The most foolish mortal']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 -- "JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF VIN DIESEL'S ASSHOLE"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Fun, Fun on the Range']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Represent

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Thor Losers']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Delta Cloud']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: And pick up a pack of Trojans']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Greeks baring GIFs"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PRICELESS!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: It's Viking and the Zeus Zeus Zeus Zeus ...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: So I Used a Prop, Sue Me.']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Syanara!']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Role-Playing Physics']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Georgia Peach']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Whore']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - That's a Load of Bull']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: You Knew It Was Cumming']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Spaß der vom Himmel ist']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - "YOUR INTESTINES ARE FULL OF TINY ROBOT SEAHORSES"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30-knockin on heaven's door']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC-rebel without a rule']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Wrong Bar']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Stinky']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Zeus the Greek']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: My Nose Is Running']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: That's What It's All About!']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: I'm Sorry, I Couldn't Help Myself...']

Not really a punchline, but... you know.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Rocky Horror Show?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#30: LegendaryFrog reference']

Anyone seen The Return of Ganondorf flash video?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC30: Do You Know Where I Can Score Some Weed?']

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I has a flavor!

You forgot to shake it all about.

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Poop.

You forgot to shake it all about.

I did shake it all about!

Oh, you mean in the comic :(

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

And just when I think kaufman can't make me laugh so hard I shoot Dr Pepper out of my nose...

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This is not my empire.