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Melkor
April 9, 2004 1:15 PM

Well, I thank all the marvelous people who voted for me in the previous contest. Your checks are already in the mail.

Right, you silly gits, here are the rules for the next newb contest.All stripcreators with
1) less than 50 comics
or
2) having more than 50 comics, have registered after 1 of march of 2004(included)
can enter the contest.As usual I kindly demand that the regular users DONT enter the contest using new accounts or aliases. This contest is to help new users to gain confidence and hone their skills.

The subject is *drumroll*: ANYTHING
That's right kids, you can make strips about what damn well pleases you.But be advised. It has to be funny and comprehensible to the general audience.

The rules are *roll of thunder*: You have to use the granny character in the dexx catalog of characters in at least one panel!

Apart from that, let teh funnie flow.

I will be assembling a cast of insane SC users to judge the entries, drink beer and bake quiche, and if in 2 weeks time we manage to be sobber and/or alive, we will anounce the winner, wich besides winning a faboulous stale quiche, will get to Host the next contest.

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TheNewSoup
April 9, 2004 1:58 PM

quote:
I will be assembling a cast of insane SC users to judge the entries, drink beer and bake quiche, and if in 2 weeks time we manage to be sobber and/or alive, we will anounce the winner, wich besides winning a faboulous stale quiche, will get to Host the next contest.

Ooo! Me! Pick me! Also: quiche is awesome.

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xxausrottenxx
April 10, 2004 9:57 AM

i nominate myself for judgeship

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RedfeatheR
April 10, 2004 11:49 AM

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Bazilla
April 10, 2004 11:58 AM

One rule and you still can't follow it, how cute.

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biped
April 10, 2004 11:58 AM

I never use the "lizardsuit" character because, in my mind, he is Lizhard.

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RedfeatheR
April 10, 2004 2:22 PM

No you don't understand. I always do that. I think I'm going to do that in every competition... not really. I just don't read the rules... Well, I hope this makes up for the bonehead move I just pulled. ^-^

/comics/RedfeatheR/222943/

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xxausrottenxx
April 10, 2004 2:28 PM

i use the lizardsuit guy to be bush, because they both look the same i think

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Matchbook_Romance
April 10, 2004 2:33 PM

I would like to judge this contest as well, if you don't mind Melkor. ;)

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RedfeatheR
April 11, 2004 9:32 AM

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Melkor
April 11, 2004 12:35 PM

Right, insanomaniac users, the judge panel is already assembled. The Judges and associated ranks are:

Possums - Marlon Brando extraordinaire
Niteowl - Tutor of teh funny
Kramer_vs_Kramer - Legal Adviser
MikeyG - Bullshit Detector
Melkor - Baker of quiche

Everybody else is also invited to participate and to bring beer.

So get crackin, newbies. this is your first chance at fame, money, success and a non-embarassing status in StripCreator.

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possums
April 12, 2004 8:36 AM

quote:
Possums - Marlon Brando extraordinaire



I just want to let you know that I think Marlon Brando is ridiculous and overrated.

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Jeremy11
April 12, 2004 3:32 PM

Im new so i dont know if im doing something wrong.But heres my comics http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jeremy11
The 4th one is the granny one,still count the others though

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RedfeatheR
April 12, 2004 3:47 PM

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biped
April 12, 2004 3:50 PM

quote:
Im new so i dont know if im doing something wrong.But heres my comics http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jeremy11
The 4th one is the granny one,still count the others though

I enjoyed the third one.

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Jeremy11
April 12, 2004 3:54 PM

quote:
quote:
Im new so i dont know if im doing something wrong.But heres my comics http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jeremy11
The 4th one is the granny one,still count the others though

I enjoyed the third one.
Thanks!

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possums
April 12, 2004 5:11 PM

Please post your comics eligible for the contest, Jeremy. I find it annoying in both contests and showcases when people say, "Duhh... look at the 88th one with the granny in it."

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Jeremy11
April 12, 2004 5:22 PM

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Jeremy11
April 12, 2004 5:24 PM

i dont know why there coming out all messed up! Damnet...

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possums
April 12, 2004 5:25 PM

...........................................okay. I'm going to say this VERY.... slowly.

I said eligible comics. I specifically meant the granny comics.

Second, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!? All you have to do is post the url where your comic is. What's this gray business?! It's all fucked.... and up!

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Jeremy11
April 12, 2004 5:28 PM

AHHHHH FUCK! OK IM FUCKEN SORRY IM NEW TO THIS!!!
If this isnt right then im done
/comics/Jeremy11/223334/

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MikeyG
April 12, 2004 5:33 PM

quote:
I just want to let you know that I think Marlon Brando is ridiculous and overrated.

How can someone who sucks like a wind tunnel be overrated?

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Melkor
April 13, 2004 4:01 AM

quote:
I just want to let you know that I think Marlon Brando is ridiculous and overrated.

yes, but you're use of it in the strips is not

quote:
How can someone who sucks like a wind tunnel be overrated?

hes generally thought as sucking as a toothless thai hooker with a perfurated lung

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CowTipper
April 13, 2004 1:44 PM

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RedfeatheR
April 18, 2004 10:30 AM

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TooMuchCoffeeGuy
April 18, 2004 7:34 PM

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xxausrottenxx
April 19, 2004 12:06 PM

i call being a judge for the next one

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TooMuchCoffeeGuy
April 20, 2004 6:32 PM

/comics/TooMuchCoffeeGuy/224845/

Are second entries allowed? If not then just use the one above that I put in first.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 21, 2004 2:07 AM

When is this getting judged?

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MikeyG
April 21, 2004 6:58 AM

I dunno, kramer. I've already got my vote, so it's just a matter of when we get to voice them.

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niteowl
April 23, 2004 6:09 PM

Judging should be going on right about now, since it's been 2 weeks since Melkor started this thread. It also seems that Melkor has fallen off the face of the SC planet.

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Cool_Cat
April 24, 2004 12:15 AM

Hope I'm not too late

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MikeyG
April 24, 2004 6:55 AM

No, nobody's ever too late to fuck up a thread. Can't you people read the goddamn faq?

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CowTipper
April 24, 2004 12:20 PM

quote:
No, nobody's ever too late to fuck up a thread. Can't you people read the goddamn faq?

I read the faq!

quote:
How do I get people to read my comics?

Your best bet is to post them to the Read My Damn Comics forum. The regulars are most receptive to people who are polite and funny.


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possums
April 24, 2004 12:59 PM

I want to vote, but I really want to give mine to one that I like, not the best out of a crappy bunch.

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KamikazeBob
April 24, 2004 5:19 PM

If we can still enter in, then here's mine.

225798

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 26, 2004 6:37 AM

Bollocks to this. I say we bring this contest to a close and chose a winner now.

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Trojangrind
April 26, 2004 6:41 AM

/comics/Trojangrind/226171/

There's my entry with the granny :)

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MikeyG
April 26, 2004 7:33 AM

quote:
Bollocks to this. I say we bring this contest to a close and chose a winner now.

I agree, kramer. My pick is TooMuchCoffeeGuy.

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Trojangrind
April 26, 2004 7:35 AM

I vote TooMuchCoffeeGuy as well.

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MikeyG
April 26, 2004 8:14 AM

quote:
I vote TooMuchCoffeeGuy as well.

That would be great if you were a judge.

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Trojangrind
April 26, 2004 8:22 AM

My bad, I thought we were all voting. You don't have to be an ass about it though.

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MikeyG
April 26, 2004 9:03 AM

Sorry, sorry. I'm generally just an obnoxious bastard. No offense meant by it.

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Trojangrind
April 26, 2004 2:07 PM

Meh, it's cool. I'm a newb :)

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umfumdisi
April 26, 2004 9:16 PM

quote:
Judging should be going on right about now, since it's been 2 weeks since Melkor started this thread. It also seems that Melkor has fallen off the face of the SC planet.

Such is why I didn't want this contest sullying the Comic Competitions forum. If the real judges can agree on a winner, then please name one with or without Melkor.

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niteowl
April 26, 2004 9:46 PM

my vote is for TooMuchCoffeeGuy also.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 27, 2004 1:37 AM

I vote for toomuchcoffeeguy as well, just to get this out of the way.

To be honest, I don't quite get the point of these Newbie Contests. Why doesn't everyone just enter the proper ones?

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xxausrottenxx
April 27, 2004 6:42 AM

i wish i had a newb contest when i was a newb. it seems like a real confidence builder to bring with you when you get raped in the real competitions

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 27, 2004 7:53 AM

New folk have just as much chance as anyone of winning a Comic Contest, if not even a slightly higher chance since nobody wants to see the same folk winning contests over and over. And now you have all the FTC comps, where they dish out all of those awards so everyone has a pretty good chance of getting something.

I mean, check out the newbie who won this contest back in the day.

The judges shouldn't care who you are, as long as you're funny.

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MikeyG
April 27, 2004 9:14 AM

It's true, it's true. Lately, n00bs have been cleaning up in the contest scene. biped won two competition, which is unfathomable, NooniePuuBunny just won another one, and YourMothersAss always wins.

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