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boorite
April 13, 2004 9:37 AM

It's good to see Pauly Shore take on something a little lighter for a change, and casting Ernest Borgnine as the love interest was a stroke of brilliance. But I could have done without the big production number. If I wanted to see Muppets doing a Jesus Christ Superstar medley on snowboards, I'd book a vacation in Branson.

Pat Boone was chilling as His Majesty Beelzebub.

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possums
April 13, 2004 9:42 AM

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MikeyG
April 13, 2004 10:12 AM

Poor, poor possums. I hope someday you get boorite's humor, because there is a world of wonder in there that you are missing. Boorite, you should write for the Onion.

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possums
April 13, 2004 10:23 AM

I get it now, in hindsight, but I was just confused as fuck, as I usually am.

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biped
April 13, 2004 10:24 AM

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Poor, poor possums.

When I read that, it reminded me of Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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possums
April 13, 2004 10:32 AM

They're poor, poor, PosSUMS!

Open their bags and catch FOOD in them so you can survive! First one to die of starvation loses!

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boorite
April 13, 2004 11:30 AM

Malnourished Malnourished Marsupials.

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habnem
April 13, 2004 12:28 PM

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First one to die of starvation loses!

isn't this pretty much always the case?

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biped
April 13, 2004 12:38 PM

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First one to die of starvation loses!

isn't this pretty much always the case?


Not if they have the most toys.

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possums
April 13, 2004 1:27 PM

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First one to die of starvation loses!

isn't this pretty much always the case?


Not if they have the most toys.

When I met you, Biped, I hated your guts. But now, You're on my favorites page.

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biped
April 13, 2004 2:10 PM

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When I met you, Biped, I hated your guts. But now, You're on my favorites page.

I'm glad you were able to skip the first two phases. Usually when people meet me, they feel grief, then denial. This is followed by anger, and, finally, acceptance. Then, when this process has run its course, they eventually begin to hate my guts again.

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MikeyG
April 13, 2004 5:07 PM

biped, I went from liking you to loathing you to wanting your babies to thinking it would be fun to set your mom on fire to skipping merrily throughout your house in your underwear while you're in the shower.

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biped
April 13, 2004 7:54 PM

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I could dedicate the rest of my life to wandering around the park making "choo-choo" sounds and passing out ground beef to hippies, and then barking at them.

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DragonXero
April 14, 2004 4:22 AM

If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone doing that... I'd have some spare change.

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MikeyG
April 14, 2004 6:04 AM

If I had a wooden nickel for every time DragonXero had some spare change, I'd probably be sitting dressed like a crouton in the meat case at a grocery store asking passing grannies to rub herbs and garlic into my armpits.

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