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UnknownEric
April 20, 2004 9:22 AM

(ha ha ha ch ch ch... ha ha ha ch ch ch...)

Have you broken any of the rules of horror films lately? Said, "I'll be right back?" Lost one's Virginia tee? Tripped while running through a forest on a dark stormy night being closely followed by a man in a Gump Worsley-replica goalie mask holding a hammer and sickle and screaming about lions in his underpants? What!?! It could happen!

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with the:

World's Worst Thing To Say To A Serial Killer.

Much like my contest-running predecessors, I prefer awful one-liners. Judging will be next Monday... Monday the 26th!!! Hey, it's twice thirteen... must be twice as scary... right?

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biped April 20, 2004 10:36 AM	/comics/biped/224730/
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User #16352 April 20, 2004 11:42 AM	/comics/boinky33/224748/
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maddog00 April 20, 2004 12:13 PM	224752 224755
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EvilZak April 20, 2004 1:14 PM	/comics/EvilZak/224770/
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AtheistDiary April 20, 2004 2:59 PM	224793
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possums April 20, 2004 3:10 PM	/comics/possums/224795/
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Halcyon April 20, 2004 5:18 PM	/comics/Halcyon/224820/
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xxausrottenxx April 20, 2004 7:09 PM	224858
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NooniePuuBunny April 20, 2004 8:52 PM	/comics/NooniePuuBunny/224864/ /comics/NooniePuuBunny/224865/
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shark_energy April 21, 2004 2:42 AM	224893
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alienpantsyndrome April 21, 2004 4:34 AM	/comics/alienpantsyndrome/224898/
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MikeyG April 21, 2004 7:47 AM	/comics/MikeyG/224776/
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kaufman April 21, 2004 12:03 PM	224980
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jes_lawson April 21, 2004 12:15 PM	/comics/jes_lawson/224981/
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KamikazeBob April 22, 2004 2:16 PM	225298
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xxausrottenxx April 22, 2004 5:40 PM	225354
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nonphixional April 23, 2004 4:01 AM	/comics/nonphixional/225449/
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InnerSinner April 23, 2004 10:42 PM	/comics/InnerSinner/225651/
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UnknownEric April 26, 2004 10:03 AM	As Living Colour warned us 14 years ago, "Time's Up." Three cheers, everybody. Great submissions this time. But the entry that made me laugh the most was our beloved punmeister kaufman. Next one is all yours, my friend.
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MikeyG April 26, 2004 11:04 AM	I should have won!
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possums April 26, 2004 1:55 PM	okay, there seriously needs to be a hiatus on Kaufman winning things. He's really won way too many things recently. I have immense respect for the guy, but I really think it's getting to be a bit much.
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kaufman April 27, 2004 7:49 AM	I'll make you a deal, possums. If you don't win WW 14, neither will I.
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MikeyG April 27, 2004 12:57 PM	HA HA HA HA HA! Actually, possums, i think it's about goddamn time kaufman won some shit. These are the first contests he's won in at least six months, so let him get his. Seriously.
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