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Have you broken any of the rules of horror films lately? Said, "I'll be right back?" Lost one's Virginia tee? Tripped while running through a forest on a dark stormy night being closely followed by a man in a Gump Worsley-replica goalie mask holding a hammer and sickle and screaming about lions in his underpants? What!?! It could happen!

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with the:

World's Worst Thing To Say To A Serial Killer.

Much like my contest-running predecessors, I prefer awful one-liners. Judging will be next Monday... Monday the 26th!!! Hey, it's twice thirteen... must be twice as scary... right?

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'WW 13 -- Various Final Moments of Heather's Life']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 13 -- Please Don't Tease The Serial Killers']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing To Say To A Serial Killer']

[Click to view comic: 'WW13: Serialz']
[Click to view comic: 'WW13: Cereal Killer']

[Click to view comic: 'These will be my last words']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'WW 13: Serial Killer Stuff']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst 13: An Endless Array of Hannibal References']

[Click to view comic: 'WW#13: Thievery, Mockage and the such']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'WW #13: Meet my friend Raymond...He likes knives...']

[Click to view comic: 'WW #13: Meet my friend Raymond...He likes knives (2)']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say to a Serial Killer Dude']

[Click to view comic: 'WW13: Last words from the soon to be departed...']

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things To Say to a Serial Killer']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 13']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'WW XIII: The Strippening']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'WW Thing To Say To A Serial Killer.']

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Win video games along with systems and accessories just by signing up! http://readysetgamer.com/register.asp?6144=92071

[Click to view comic: 'WW thing to say to a serial killer-2']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'Fuck WW13']

[Click to view comic: 'WW #13- Political Killers']

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

As Living Colour warned us 14 years ago, "Time's Up."

Three cheers, everybody. Great submissions this time. But the entry that made me laugh the most was our beloved punmeister kaufman. Next one is all yours, my friend.

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I has a flavor!

I should have won!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

okay, there seriously needs to be a hiatus on Kaufman winning things. He's really won way too many things recently. I have immense respect for the guy, but I really think it's getting to be a bit much.

I'll make you a deal, possums. If you don't win WW 14, neither will I.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

HA HA HA HA HA! Actually, possums, i think it's about goddamn time kaufman won some shit. These are the first contests he's won in at least six months, so let him get his. Seriously.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.