The votes are in!
xxausrotten: "my vote goes to jes_lawson"
possums: "me votes InnerSinner for his first one."
Honorable mentions (for what they're worth) to: xxausrotten for "...and in other news pauly shore runs for governer of arkansas"; Project_Spam for "And this, my friends, is another paper clip, hee hee hee!"; and NooniePuuBunny for "...but more importantly, one of the cast of "American Idol" stuck a french fry up his nose!"
And after a bit of deliberation, the winner of the second BTC goes to ......
*drum roll*
jes_lawson for
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Congratulations jes_lawson and InnerSinner for winning first and second place.
Take it away, jes!