Welcome to the second Begin This Comic contest, as conceived by Kevin_Keegan's_Perm. ("Sperm"? I can't believe it took me this long to get that.)

BTC #2 -- template by biped 4-24-04

That's the last straw! OW! OW!

Rules are pretty simple. Last panel stays the same. The first 2 are completely open. One rule though. The judging is done by not 1, but 3 users. The contest winner chooses the other 2 judges at the start of the new contest. The other 2 judges are however free to create comics and enter them. A majority decision is preferred, but in the event of all 3 judges voting seperately, the original judge has the casting vote.

I have chosen the two people whose comics made me laugh the loudest during the first BTC. They are:

possums

xxausrottenxx

If humanly possible, judging will be next Saturday at around 12:00 noon EST.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC #2- Damn it. It happened again. by InnerSinner 4-24-04

And in recent news today, Michael Jackson was acquited on all accounts. Thanks largely in part to Johnny Cochran's "If the white, sparkling glove does not fit; YOU MUST ACQUIT!" legal defense. That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

Actually, biped, you still didn't get it. Look up Kevin Keegan and 'perm' through Google and maybe you'll see.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Er... if I enter a comic can folks still vote on me? I won't vote for myself, I swear.

Possums possums possums... what will they ever do with you? Of course you can still add yours! Biped did somehow say "The other 2 judges are however free to create comics and enter them."

How he could do that with only his nose is beyond me. (Don't ask where I came up with that conclusion. It's lost in the depths of time. Just like did the dinosaurs really eat apart Jesus while he lay on the cross and is that why they are extinct?)

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

Cricket? I think I'll keep pretending it's a sperm reference so I'll still think it's funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry, Sinbad, my massive ADD distracted me.

That being said, I like the cut of your jib.

BTC 2: Needles, haystacks. by jes_lawson 4-25-04

Finally tonight, a man stands to win $1 million as the result of a bizzare bet he made. Local idiot Jim Stickson bet his friend Bob Descolada he couldn't make a replica model of the White House out of hay! LIVE Bob, it's taken you 6 months, but you're about to complete your model! How do you feel? Looking forward to that million, Gerald. And Jim, I hope you didn't forget the penalty forefeit we agreed on. There! The final piece of hay is in place! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

P.S. ...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

meh

BTC 2-biodome was alright by xxausrottenxx 4-25-04

praise the lord *click* and just add some more texture to the canvas here *click* and with just 3 easy payments of..*click* sunday television blows ...and in other news pauly shore runs for governer of arkansas That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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Jes , im still amazed Brad hasnt tried to sell it on cafepress as Stripcreator Merchandise.

Although i suspect if we could get the copyright on that image, then itd be a best seller.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Cricket? I think I'll keep pretending it's a sperm reference so I'll still think it's funny.

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That's all right. I'll keep rhyming your handle with "wiped" and think it's funny.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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That's all right. I'll keep rhyming your handle with "wiped" and think it's funny.

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That's like trying to rhyme "moped" with "mo-ped." I'm certain that after further consideration, you'll realize how silly this would be.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC2: Imploding Dawg by shark_energy 4-26-04

I've been accepted into the National Skipping rope championships! Bring your own rope? I have no rope! Time for dinner...I have no fork! And in local news, a new tax is to be introduced on limited and unfunny stick figure comic characters... That's the last straw! OW! OW!

BTC2: News at 11 by maddog00 4-26-04

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's wedding is back on! Grr, stupid Bennifer. They should just die. I swear if I hear one more bit of news like this.... Kobe Bryant was just acquitted from his rape case. Kobe, any comment? "Stupid bitch knows better than to accuse me of somethin'. She deserved what she got. Suckahs." That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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Jes , im still amazed Brad hasnt tried to sell it on cafepress as Stripcreator Merchandise.

Although i suspect if we could get the copyright on that image, then itd be a best seller.

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If I had the time and inclination, I'd look into doing that. My favourite is still the one of Kajun flicking the V's with the caption "Cunters!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

BTC 2: I need this like I need a hole in my head by kaufman 4-26-04

President Bush will be announcing his newest faith-based initiative shortly. I hate these things. Why can't they just leave it to us to practice religion in the way we choose to? My fellow Americans, as a show of faith and unity, I am declaring today National Stigmata Day. National WHAT? That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Jes , im still amazed Brad hasnt tried to sell it on cafepress as Stripcreator Merchandise.

Although i suspect if we could get the copyright on that image, then itd be a best seller.

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If I had the time and inclination, I'd look into doing that. My favourite is still the one of Kajun flicking the V's with the caption "Cunters!"

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Question is : Do Cafepress take on Merchandise ranges with no cash up front?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

BTC #2 -- template by KamikazeBob 4-26-04

*depressing tone* The drunk driver crashed into his home and almost killed his infant while putting him in a wheelchair. The damages alone caused Bruce into debt as a single father. *upbeat* Now on Extreme Makeover the neighbors are helping Bruce's home by refixing it! This is as fun as it sounds, so check in at 7:00 est to see how much more of hell Bruce can get. There must be a sword rack! Not before a spittin' bucket. Mmmm. That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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BTC 2: bdumcshhh! by possums 4-27-04

We're here at the first annual straw eating competition. Jorgen Jorgeson is on his second to last straw. This guy better not win.... Oh! And there he goes! Look at the long red and white stick going down his throat! HE'S SAAAAAAAAAAFE. GOD DAMN IT!!!! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

BTC 2: Never EVER Dub Anime by possums 4-27-04

Do you challenge me, tasty monkey? I shall dry you like a prune! Please allow me to suit into GIANT ROBOT MODE!!!!!! MEGA X-THING ENGAGE!!!!! I SHALL FIGHT YOU WITH MY ENDEARING STRENGTH!!!! PLEASE EAT MY ARCHAIC SWEAT!!!!! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

BTC 2: News Blows by possums 4-27-04

Well, the Bush Administration has done nothing but good today. Although stock has gone down, we place the blame on Sweden. And a shocking new discovery: there's a new substance killing people as it pleases... and it may be what you're having for dinner! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

BTC #2 - Into the Bucket It Goes! by Project_Spam 4-27-04

This, my friend, is a paper clip. As we did with the previous ones, we are going to watch it fall - it will fall with grace, with BEAUTY, into the bucket! And this, my friends, is another paper clip, hee hee hee! Into the bucket it goes! And what's this? Wow! Number 416 of 645,723,817! Viewers, stay tuned! You don't want to miss a single moment!!! AGHHH! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

BTC #2 - National Spelling Bee by Project_Spam 4-27-04

You say the word is catoptromancy? Umm.. can I have a definition? Um... catoptromancy. C-A-T-O-P .... ummm... can I have the word origin? Okay, thanks... Please give the spelling of the word. You have already wasted 37 minutes. We have already clarified everything for you, so if you don't comply we're going to have to expell you from the competition. Ummm... okay... Catoptomancy. C-A-T-O-P-T-R... um... I'm not clear on its pronunciation and definition. Ummm.. (pauses 5 minutes) May I please start the word over? That's the last straw! OW! OW!

You make the design, upload it to them, they slap it on a shirt for you, you decide the price, and they only make $ if your shirt sells.

Example: The CafePress shop for my parody of Fight Club -- Pot Club

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BTC #2: Bupkiss by MikeyG 4-26-04

Next, on FOX, the premier of new reality show... ...Inside the Modern Church! Today's episode: Supple Young Lads and the Priests Who Love Them. That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

MikeyG, you splenderous assmangler! You make my heart SING!!!! You hast inspired me!

BTC 2: Remember, it's Funda-MENTAL by possums 4-28-04

I swear to god, if I see another Jesus impersonator, I'll... What the?! We're here with Andrew Mathieson, who has payed tribute to Mel Gibson's most recent film by, yes, NAILING himself to two wooden planks! Hi, mom! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

BTC #2: Fedline News by NooniePuuBunny 4-28-04

In recent news, tragedy has befell a small family whose 2 year old daughter was crushed by a falling obese goat.... ...but more importantly, one of the cast of "American Idol" stuck a french fry up his nose! That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Creepy Features by bonwag 4-29-04

need game They're releasing the next Squaresoft game as a fully immersive 3D environnment which pushes the limits of the PS2 again Again? But I've already installed a 40G PS2 drive and bought new controllers. They're pushing their luck. They're no good now. You'll need to buy all new stuff to play it. Oh, and the 3D goggles will require a mounting point directly attached to your skull That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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exit, pursued by a bear