Ewwwww, I am not a kike, paddy, wop, nigger, spic, honkee, faggot, chink, dago, pork chop, spear-chucker, cracker, paddy, mick, potato-muncher, jizz turret, moon cricket, or any other epithets you called me in bed repeatedly over the weekend. I resent any implication that I am anything other than a Waste of Space.
See you in the morning, sugarpie.