Some of you might have seen the series "Hi, My Name Is Ewwwww" that was on the front page earlier today. It was made under my name, and was 9 comics of racism. When I logged on today, I was shocked, because I hadn't made a comic since my Comic Cup 12 round. When I read the comics, I was outraged. Someone hacked into my username and created these horrible, and offencive pieces of shit on my username, and portray'd me as saying such things as "Im going to do all black people a favor and paint them white.". I am deeply hurt and offended that someone would do this to me. I am not in any way racist, and am a proud mexican who loves his heritage. I explained how someone might have come across my password to Choadwarrior, AttitudeChicka, and Brad earlier. It's a long story, and really doesn't matter in the end. What matters is that someone commited this horrible, irrisponcible, and completely unnessary act which I feel is not only disrespectful to me, but disrespectful to Stripcreator. I did not make these racist, offencive comics, and am deeply sorry to anyone here who viewed them.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Fine! Fine! I won't do it again!

Yeesh!

Have the strips in question been removed?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You can claim it wasn't you all you want Ewwwww, but the fact remains that if you replace all the w's in your name with K's then "KKK" appears in your name three times, RACIST.

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AFROMANS MOVE

And "Ewwwww" is just secret code for "you", as in, "Ewwwww are racially inferior to me."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Have the strips in question been removed?

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Some bastard hacked into my account and made some funny comics. I'm completely outraged at this, he's completely ruined my reputation. This is the worst day of my fucking life.

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Poop.

for some reason, people lately have been expressing admiration towards me. clearly another case of mistaken identity.

seriously, though, that sounds pretty heinous. also, shouldn't this be in Regarding Stripcreator, or elsewhere?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

If you find the little bastard who hacked you, do ya want me to help you set fire to him?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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seriously, though, that sounds pretty heinous. also, shouldn't this be in Regarding Stripcreator, or elsewhere?

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:D

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Did I just read that you're a racist and you support racism?

Ewwwww, I am not a kike, paddy, wop, nigger, spic, honkee, faggot, chink, dago, pork chop, spear-chucker, cracker, paddy, mick, potato-muncher, jizz turret, moon cricket, or any other epithets you called me in bed repeatedly over the weekend. I resent any implication that I am anything other than a Waste of Space.

See you in the morning, sugarpie.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Someone hacked into my account and took my pants.

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What others say about boorite!

Someone hacked into my account and gave me boorite's pants.

I hacked into boorite's pants and got syphillis.

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Dad was flammable

I hacked into Kajun's syphillis and got 'Phil'. Go figure.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hacked into: your MOM!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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You know you totally missed me!

I hacked into your mom 3 times last night.

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Poop.

I hacked up a hair ball.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I accidentally hacky-sacked my own nuts once.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...bet that was an interesting game of red dot...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Almost as interesting as the Twister game I played with three priests and my grandfather.

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You know you totally missed me!

I hacked into some guy's brain with a machete.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I hacked into a computer.... oh well.

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God Is A Bird... Do you believe in god?