Now that we have that background available, let's do World's Worst thing to say on a farm. Let's try to be a bit more original than bestiality, shall we?
--- Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't
ever apologize for anything.
- Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)
These are intended to be able to work either together or seperately. Unlike the majority of my weekend activities, I've managed to keep them bestiality-free.