[i]The assembled throng gasp as you furrow your brow. Immaculately attired and groomed, your face a steely mask of resolve, you stride across the floor and defiantly demand: "I want The Truth!"
"You can't handle The Truth!" comes the arrogant reply.[/i]
Your brief is to describe The World's Worst Courtroom Testimonies.
Pre-existing 'Courtroom bloopers' lose immediately. Courtroom TV and Movie references score extra. Use of the word 'fustigate' also scores highly.
Judging on Sunday.
We follow orders. We follow orders or people die, it's that simple. Are we CLEAR?
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exit, pursued by a bear