A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 1 by biped 5-12-04

Yes, sir. May I take your order? No, you may not. Well, what the heck am I supposed to say now?

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 2 by biped 5-12-04

Sir, may I TAKE your ORDER? Yes, you may. Well, are you going to tell me what you want? No, I am not.

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 3 by biped 5-12-04

That's it. I'm getting the manager. Yes, what seems to be the trouble here? The man went away.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 4 by biped 5-12-04

Yes, sir, may I --

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 5 by biped 5-12-04

A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It -- 6 by biped 5-12-04

THAT'S IT! Either GIVE me your order RIGHT NOW or GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! All right, I'd like one million of everything, please. FINE! Will that be for HERE or to GO? That will be 657,392 of everything for here, and 342,607 of everything to go. Okay -- your total is four million, eight-hundred and fifty-two thousand, five-hundred and thirty-six dollars and twenty-three cents. Will there be anything else? Oh, drat...I seem to have left my wallet at home. Just give me one of those little toy tricycles with a clown on it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" is most rewarding.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Czechsellent. I slovaked the 4th one in the series, very much. Welcome to the short-list of users I keep before I decide whether to put them on my favourites.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Cool! I hope your waiting room has good magazines in it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nice. I laughed. I also wished that I had that fast food joint was near my house, because if we suppose that they have twenty different things to sell, which is a pretty modest estimate, then the average price per item is 24 cents.

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Yes, but what if they didn't have twenty different things to sell? I'm sure you can see my point without my having to expound upon it any further.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

XD That was very surreal! I liked it!

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Thanks, I chili-dog Thigh-Master very squirrels the gorilla parade of stain-repellant fish underpants on my veranda.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks, I chili-dog Thigh-Master very squirrels the gorilla parade of stain-repellant fish underpants on my veranda.

Really? Wow!

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Really? Wow!

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x_x that was scary!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The punchline in #6 of your series made me laugh out loud. I read some of Noonie's stuff as well. How do you get comics funny without having to curse all the fucking time?

It's hit and miss for me. For every comic I make that actually provokes laughter, there are several that elicit groans of horror and dismay, even in babies.

I also use lots of profanity in many of my comics, but it seemed to work against these particular ones.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I take it he hasnt read the "Unfunny Phone Comics" series yet.

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I take it he hasnt read the "Unfunny Phone Comics" series yet.

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I take it he hasnt read the "Unfunny Phone Comics" series yet.

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No fuckin' shit.

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See here now, let's settle down there, my good gents.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.