Welcome to BTC #5. This is the third panel of one of my dumbest comics. I would like to see how other people would begin it. Please do not use "butt creme" in your comic because I already did. Please do not change anything about the third panel, except maybe the guy with his arms crossed and the background.

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PLEASE NOTE: If it looks as though there are not very many entries to this contest being submitted after a certain period of time has elapsed, I will feel bad.

The judging is done by not 1, but 3 users. The contest winner chooses the other 2 judges at the start of the new contest. The other 2 judges are however free to create comics and enter them. A majority decision is preferred, but in the event of all 3 judges voting seperately, the original judge has the casting vote.

Your other 2 judges for this:

OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

NooniePuuBunny

This is Saturday afternoon. Judging will take place next Saturday afternoon, leaving you with a window of approximately one week in which to submit your entries.

I hope you will enjoy making the comics.

My manner-o-meter tells me that I probably should not enter this contest, since I hosted the last one, and I will undeniably win. So unless a rabbit flies out of my colon, I just want to say that the choice of judges is superb.

Manners? We ain't got no manners. We don't know nothing about no manners. WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING MANNERS!

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Yeah, you're right, I don't got no stinkin' manners. But I do have a rabbit flying out of my colon, so let's get stripping!

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I meant to say "can't resist." There's an apostrophe and a t, you just can't see it.

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Noonie and Dagmar are also judging? There's no way I could win THIS one. Crikey.

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Noonie and Dagmar are also judging? There's no way I could win THIS one. Crikey.

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Noonie and Dagmar are also judging? There's no way I could win THIS one. Crikey.

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Not bad for six months old, eh?

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Okay, I switched the position of the two guys in the last panel, but I had to, because otherwise it wouldn't read properly (I added a rebuttal). We'll just assume there's another water cooler on the wall opposite the first one. Yeah, that's it.
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Here's my two cents.

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The strip that everyone can appreciate:

Either go straight from Panel 1 to Panel 3, or skip Panel 1 and start with Panel 2.

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Or, if you're like myself, take all three.

...and ten more reasons why r2_d2 made my favorites list at 10.

Unfortunately, the first page of this thread trips the school comp's censor even with the obscenity filter on, so it looks like I'm going to have to wait until Saturday to see any of this.

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Judging today at around 1:00 EST, or whenever the votes are all in.

I will try to get on around that time to judge, weather permitting. I am prone to heatsickness and yesterday, I was not able to get off the couch for most of the day because I was severely dizzy and sick from the temperatures. So if I don't vote, you know why. Its not supposed to be as hot as yesterday though. But of course, you know how the weather forecasters are.

If I can't get on around that time due to bad circumstances, I will try to get on much later, so it may be very delayed (sometime around 11, when I might actually recover).

Okay, so 1 EST is like 10 AM PT. As for you brits, it's around Cleechock and Yarmulkes, Dub, Dub.

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Okay, so 1 EST is like 10 AM PT. As for you brits, it's around Cleechock and Yarmulkes, Dub, Dub.

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Not a prob, Keegan, ol' chum! Now I'd best be grovelling to the missus, she's yanked my pank too often, dub, dub!

Translation:
No problem, KKP, my friend! Now I'd best be eating my wife out, she's whacked me off too many times, crack, crack!

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I had more fun making this than any of you will ever have reading it.

I was actually stuck between 4 different comics, but I finally decided on a verdict.

My vote goes to Kaufman for his comic Introductions.

It is now time to announce the winner.

There were so many good ones, it was hard to single any out for honorable mentions. But SheMonsterO's "It Takes A Minute", umfumdisi's "My Legitimate Entry", and Gabu's "He Hungers" made me laugh. Also, this one from xxausrottenxx struck a chord and gets third place.

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Another one that is simple yet effective is NooniePuuBunny's choice by kaufman.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 PM'd me her vote, and as good as the other choices are, I am going to with it and announce that the winner of BTC #5 is r2_d2 for this multiple-choice entry:

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Great work, everyone, and congratulations to r2_d2!

Sorry I couldn't get on...and thanks. Way to go, r2_d2. I also liked Mikey's comic (default chars are, for some reason, almost always funny), and aus's comic made me chuckle a bit.

You know, biped, it IS customary to inform the winner when they have won.

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