Welcome to FTC #39!

HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

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FTC 39: Template by biped 7-03-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen?

Judging will be next Saturday if humanly possible!

NOW MAKE WITH THE COMICS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 39: liquid cyclone by panic 7-03-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? YES!!!

FTC 39: What has been will be again by Zegota 7-03-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Hey! My clothes! HAHAHA, stupid gypsy. Her curse is affecting you instead of me!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

FTC 39 - Words Can Not Express ... by AtheistDiary 7-04-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? FUCK! I'm Abe Vigoda!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC 39: Egregious Eloping by Gabu 7-04-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? I do. NOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Taste of his own Medicine by yourdogsmom17 7-04-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? ...... What are you staring at?

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Get Your War On

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

FTC39: My favorite curse by maddog00 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? What the...you're...you're... What? I'm...I'm...aaagh...ME DOG ON BALL! VROOM VROOM

FTC39: My other favorite curse for real this time by maddog00 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Good job, dick. Me ruv u rong time.

FTC39: Curses, foiled again by maddog00 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Its not like she could erase me from existence.

FTC39: I'll curse you out by maddog00 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? I guess you're right. Let's go. I'm getting hungry. Like for bacon. Ok. Hey...speaking of which, you smell a cop around here?

FTC #39: The Most Obscure Curse of All! by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Welcome to The State Bar & Grill. My name's LeVon. Would you like to try today's special, $240 worth of pudding? YES! And I WOULD LIKE TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!

Oh how I miss that show.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #39: It's The End of the World as We Know It ... by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? This just in ... Bush has been elected supreme high commander, we're now at war with North Korea, and all because of some blonde haired punk from Ohio. Picture & address shown here.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #39: Drip Drip Drip by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oh great. Now I'm R. Kelly's water cooler. Wait a minute, this isn't water! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Accidental Skinhead by NGrassi22 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oh god! A fate worse than death! Sinead O'Connor!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

FTC-39: Outside Help by qwertyuio 7-08-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? So Papa Shango, I need you to put a voodoo curse on this little blond punk. I'll do it as soon as I get back from the Republican fundraiser.

FTC39- Political Correctness is no fun by qwertyuio 7-08-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oy Vey. ...We hold various professional positions - we are doctors, lawyers, accountants, teachers, social workers, various artists, writers, actors, poets, builders, etc. We are real people...

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

FTC THE FORGOTTEN. by JESUSSANDWICH 7-09-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oh no you are Steve Gutenberg! Who?

If you see Mary tell her she owe me a twenty bucks.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Judging in two or three hours! Hurry if you have any last minute entries!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank you all for entering. Everyone did a great job. Having to pick one winner out of all of these entries is nothing less than a mind-numbing ordeal...a horrendous nightmare of grueling, soul-crushing horror.

And now, on with the fun!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic: untitled (it's the one where the guy's whacking off)

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: nobody.

Come on, Republicans, let's make some funny-to-Republicans comics, darn it.

For the Comic:

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: "It's The End of the World as We Know It"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Injokester

For the Comic: "Being Blue-2-l."

I don't know why I chose that one...it just seemed like it would be funny to nerds.

Most Sexual

Goes to: panic

For the Comic: "liquid cyclone"

Most Ironic

Goes to: yourdogsmom17

For the Comic: "Taste of his own Medicine"

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: by qwertyuio

For the Comic: "Political Correctness Is No Fun"

Most Obscure

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: "The Most Obscure Curse of All"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: "My Favorite Curse"

Best Title

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "Accidental Skinhead"

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: "My other favorite curse for real this time"

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: panic

For the Comic: "liquid cyclone"

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic: untitled (it's the one where the guy's whacking off again)

Psychic Award

Goes to: yourdogsmom17

For the Comic: "Taste of his own Medicine"

My comic was: I didn't make one, but that was the first thing that came to mind.

Bonus Award

Goes to: NGrassi22

For:

Accidental Skinhead by NGrassi22 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oh god! A fate worse than death! Sinead O'Connor!

I like a good Sinead O'Connor joke.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: JESUSSANDWICH

For the Comic:

FTC THE FORGOTTEN. by JESUSSANDWICH 7-09-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oh no you are Steve Gutenberg! Who?

I like a good Steve Guttenberg joke.

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: [b]Gabu

For the Comic:

FTC 39: Egregious Eloping by Gabu 7-04-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? I do. NOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Creativity Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic:

FTC #39: Drip Drip Drip by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Oh great. Now I'm R. Kelly's water cooler. Wait a minute, this isn't water! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Zagota

For the Comic:

FTC 39: What has been will be again by Zegota 7-03-04

HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag! *GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY! Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something! Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen? Hey! My clothes! HAHAHA, stupid gypsy. Her curse is affecting you instead of me!

Take it away, Zagota!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Score!

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Get Your War On

As soon as I saw Zegota's...I knew I'd only be winning the cool, but very useless awards.

Does anybody know where Zegota is? He hasn't made a comic since 7/05, and the FTC is beginning to atrophy. What is the standard procedure if a contest winner appears to be unavailable to continue?

I guess I could wait another day or two and then perhaps call upon the second place winner to carry on. How's that?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

mr. corleoan, i raiped yore dotter.

According to the link at the very top ("HOSTS! Read this first."):

[i]Q. Who hosts the next comic:
A. Host is winner of these awards in priority from first to last, if any cannot fulfill their duties:
1) Zinger award
2) Creativity award
3) Silver In Excellence
4) Host picks a winner[/i]

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Blue is the color of victory.

If Zegota doesn't pop up soon, I'll gladly take the next contest (since I won the creativity award). PM me and let me know if you need me to take over.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)