It's review time! I've been listening to nothing but Ivy's mixes for the last couple of days. I LOVE them! I'm really glad I got them before I sent my mix out, though. Seriously there were a couple of songs I was going to put on MY mix that I had to cross off.
P.S. - Anyone who got them can PM Ivy for the track list if they want.
I listened to Schizophrenia first, because I was not sure what order to listen to them in. I think I got it right.
Track 1 - I haven't heard this since I was a wee lad. Even though every so often I'll sing it in my head, it was awesome to hear.
Track 2 - I liked the beats and rhythm in this a lot. The sounds were awesome, and I have a certain affinity for this type of music because it's usually really dancy music with a lot of good sounds.
Track 3 - This one was funny, and ALMOST made me rethink my hatred of country music. Almost.
Track 4 - Well, who doesn't like this song? It's one of those songs that just works its way into your subconscious and stays there, only to be piqued when you hear it. Unfortunately, it's also the theme of certain commercials now, which sucks ass.
Track 5 - This is one of my all-time favorite songs, hands down. It's ALWAYS funny, every time you hear it. I love those ****ers, and just about everything they do.
Track 6 - This was beautiful. What a voice!
Track 7 - This was some seriously weird ****. I thought it was German, but I was wrong. The girl's voice is so off-key it made my nuts rattle. And the male or whatever it is was just ridiculous. It sounds like a guy singing while really straining to take a ****. Funny stuff.
Track 8 - I love this song. It has one of my favorite lines in music. Writing this without spoilers was tough, because I know a lot of these songs, but this is the closest thing I'll give to a spoiler:
"You keep thinkin' that you'll never get burned. But I just found me a brand new box o' matches."
Track 9 - God, this is such a goofy, corny song. I was sitting there shaking my head, laughing, and wondered who did it. When I found out who did this song it was even more astonishing.
Track 10 - This was uplifting and pretty cool. Although nothing beats the original.
Track 11 - All I will say about this is that I love **** cheese. Take that as you will.
Track 12 - Oh, Ivy. If you put yourself into these CDs I think I'm in love with you now! LOVE this song. Reminds me of being a kid and watching their show reruns on Nickelodeon.
Track 13 - One word: Deliverance.
Track 14 - This track makes Track 5 all that much funnier. Good show.
Track 15 - I am not entirely sure what this was. It was operatic, though.
Track 16 - For some reason, I liked this song. I probably shouldn't, but I did and still do.
Track 17 - Cheesy song, silly as all hell.
Track 18 - Cute!
Track 19 - How fitting. A proper homage.
Track 20 - Man, do I love that **** cheese. Yup, can't get enough of all that **** cheese.
Track 21 - Classic, classic song. He will be missed so very, very much. Say what you want, but this man kicked some major ass.
Track 22 - I'm Sergio Leone, and I heartily approve of this song.
Track 23 - The end!!!!! Cool.
Review of Disc 2 (I'm in Your Head) on Monday!
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.