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Sorry I'm late with this one, guys. Ok, first here's the template:

FTC #40 - Template by AtheistDiary 7-29-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ...

Now the rules, and I'll make it simple:

No changing the first two panels in any way, shape, or form. Beyond that ANYTHING GOES. Even photoshopped entries.

Judging will be roughly around next wednesdayish. Have a crappy weekend!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #40: Funniest Comics To Republicans Is In The Bag Baby! by The_Kingpin 7-29-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practicle jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... John Kerry wins the presidential election! Damn it!

So... I can't change practicle to practical?

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, I didn't misspell practical *ahem*

*looks around and whistles*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

donating bastard.

so... wait a minute... if you can change your comics, couldn't you easily cheat at contests? and people get pissed at ME for suggesting we should be able to edit our posts?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

don't fuck with Satan by qwertyuio 7-29-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... Soooooooo...You liked the chili I made you? Yeah it was....oh shit.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

FTC #40 : The Ultimate Red Wings by niteowl 7-31-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... So, how's the experiment coming, doc? All done, sir. The extended period pill you requested is now a reality. It'll make any fertile woman bleed for a month straight.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

FTC40 + BTC12. Why not? by Injokester 8-02-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... Some time after... ...and that is how America came to be.

Who says you can't kill two birds with one stone?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I says you can't kill two birds with one stone. Trust me, it doesn't work. I've tried.

Try using a bigger stone and slower moving birds, or put the birds in a box or something. Geez, even a child would know that.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

18ish hours to go. Last minute comics better hurry or be damned! DAMNED, I TELL YOU ... DAMNED!!!

In other words, hurry the fuck up, you magnificent bastards!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC 40: Take that, The_Kingpin by Gabu 8-04-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... George W. Bush wins the presidential election! Damn it!

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 40: Play-Doo by kaufman 8-04-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... ... So I get my soul back if I implant the Fun Factory in her sphincter? Absolutely. But remember, it has to be set to come out in the shape of a pentagram.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Only a few more hours-ish before I start judging!

muahahahahahahahahaha!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

super last minute entry!

God Damn you, Satan! by yourdogsmom17 8-04-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... One Week Later Abortion?! On your file it said "Fertility drugs"...

FTC 40: Switching Sides by Gabu 8-05-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... WHAT THE!? DAMN YOU, SATAN!!!!

FTC 40: I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING by Gabu 8-05-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... And now, for something completely different!

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 40: Can't Stop The Bop by biped 8-05-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... 1,000 years later... Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah -- NOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I didn't check to see if anyone had already punned this one up.

FTC 40: The Craft by jes_lawson 8-05-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... ...and that's how you make a split-level bird feeder from the bones of the Damned! Wow! Did you macrame those Infernal wall-hangings yourself as well?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Ok, I gave everyone an extra day to get them last minuters in (actually, I forgot to judge last night, but I prefer my original statement better).

And now the awards ... do ya feel lucky? Well DO YA, PUNK??

Best Use of Python

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic:

FTC 40: I CAN'T THINK OF A FUCKING THING by Gabu 8-05-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... And now, for something completely different!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: yourdogsmom17

For the Comic:

God Damn you, Satan! by yourdogsmom17 8-04-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... One Week Later Abortion?! On your file it said "Fertility drugs"...

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: The_Kingpin

For the Comic:

FTC #40: Funniest Comics To Republicans Is In The Bag Baby! by The_Kingpin 7-29-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practicle jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... John Kerry wins the presidential election! Damn it!

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic:

FTC 40: Take that, The_Kingpin by Gabu 8-04-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... George W. Bush wins the presidential election! Damn it!

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: jes_lawson

For the Comic:

FTC 40: The Craft by jes_lawson 8-05-04

MMMMMMMM AH! Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer! Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one? I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ... ...and that's how you make a split-level bird feeder from the bones of the Damned! Wow! Did you macrame those Infernal wall-hangings yourself as well?

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC #40 : The Ultimate Red Wings']

Most Obscure

Goes to: both Project_Spam and Injokester

For the Comics:

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The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Injokester

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC40 + BTC12. Why not?']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 40: Switching Sides']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 40: Can't Stop The Bop']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 40: Play-Doo']

Creativity Award

AND

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Biped

For the Comic:

So congrats to you, biped. You had me from the moment I saw that beautiful peice of shit coming out of Satan's butthole! Take it away, fucker!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Wow! Thanks! I feel just like this:

I'll get the next one up today or tomorrow! But first I'm going to dance, dance, dance!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.