Why? Because everyone has one. That and they are good for stuffing up butts. That being said I have created this thread to hold the apologies and excuses for all transgressions you have committed as a participant in the StripCreator community. MaKK, you might want to get started on yours now so you can have it ready before the second coming.

As for my first one, I apologize for not asking a question in my post to the question and answer thread. I just got all caught up in the excitement of Nooner talking about honey-dripping chocolate holes. That, and I’m new here.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm sorry for all of the times that I wasn't funny. That wasn't me. It was someone else.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I'm sorry for all the threads I killed. It was an accident, I swear! The road was slick and they just popped out of nowhere.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm sorry you smell. I think it's because you don't shower.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I apologize for:

...killing irc chats DEAD.

...making many unnecessary threads when I first came here.

...making many unnecessary COMICS when I came here.

...bringing the apocalypse.

...goading on PunkkRoccPrincez (UGH).

...smacking a rabbit.

I am deeply sorry for all the times that I have made so many people here feel inferior, in comparison, to my utter greatness. I assure you it is not intentional, and I have tried to tone it down. The problem is that even if you toned down the sun by a million degrees, it would still be the brightest light in the entire solar system.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm sorry MaKK's mom forgot to swallow.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I'm sorry I didn't give you a reach around. ("You" knows we they are)

I'm sorry I said wangs so many times.

I'm sorry I encourage boorite.

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Poop.

I'm sorry for typing in all CAPS.
I'm sorry for asking how to get to #1.
I'm sorry for not getting the Dr. Pedantic thing right away.
I'm sorry for my AQUA TOBOR strips.
I'm sorry for all the times I've made inappropriate comments about Kity's tits in IRC.
I'm sorry for not respecting cowtipper as an individual.
I'm sorry for being a VOYEUR!!!!!!
I'm sorry I wasn't able to find Weasle more bitches on Yahoo to lear at.
I'm sorry for having Jesly waste his day doing my homework.
I'm sorry for never winning a Comic Cup.
I'm sorry for all my misspellings in comics and posts.
I'm sorry I haven't watched any sofcore porn with TripBee lately.
I'm sorry that when I see DeXx on Yahoo I don't say hello more often.
I'm sorry for being dman.
I'm sorry I don't talk to boorite about Becker more often.
I'm sorry I don't talk to Bunner about the good ol' days more often.
I'm sorry I don't talk to pita more often then I do.
I'm sorry for telling Gabe the same story about John Cusack over and over and over and over and over and over.
I'm sorry I don't represent the TRIAD like I used too.
I'm sorry I waste Kitty's time with stories of my struggles at Culinary school.
I'm sorry I didn't post this as eltigremask2K.

I'm just sorry.

You've got that right.

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Blue is the color of victory.

im sorry i cant spel :)

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Get Your War On

I'm sorry I didn't laugh at that joke.

I'm sorry for ripping off Newman and Baddiel.
I'm sorry for ripping off Digitiser.
I'm sorry that I haven't put that last tile down in the bathroom floor.
I'm sorry I didn't send better artwork for the CD swaps.
I'm sorry for sending Brad an empty CD box.
I'm sorry for the things I've said. But some thoughts just won't leave my head. And even though it's complicated, we've got time to start again.
I'm sorry for every time I double posted.
I'm sorry to the members of my firm who are blissfully unaware of the countless hours I've wasted reading and writing comics.
I'm sorry to our development head, who is standing behind me as I type, for accidentally calling Ekpyro a cunt and then printing it out on his printer.
I'm sorry I haven't replaced the bath panel or fixed the hot water tank.
I'm sorry for introducing the word "quotefile" into the stripcreator lexicon.
I'm sorry for banjaxing Chicka.
I'm sorry for spitting tea on my monitor.
I'm sorry that Chooby went missing.
I'm sorry for not being a better student of brickido.
I'm sorry for pretending to boorite that I know dick one about woodwork (even though I'm interested)
I'm sorry that crabby's homework was more interesting than writing user documentation.
I'm sorry I didn't flame more of the crap newbies and encourage more of the better ones.

And lastly I'm sorry that my signature misleads people; I'm not drunk on power and absinth - I hardly touch the stuff. But "Drunk on real ale" didn't have the same ring.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm sorry I don't donate more often.
I'm sorry my penis isn't as big as I want it to be.
I'm sorry for making Chicka think I don't respect her.
I'm sorry for making kitty feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry for Kajun_Firefly.
I'm sorry I've not got funnier comics.
I'm sorry I haven't met fuzzyman or kaufman or even boorite.
I'm sorry I never beat any dolphins over the head with dead baby seals.
I'm sorry for not reaming more shitty comic-makers and encouraging the better ones.
I'm sorry I wasn't a part of SC when three lovely SC ladies revealed the mysteries of their jumblies.
I'm sorry I overpost and underamuse.
I'm sorry that my collaborations with boinky aren't more fruitful and hysterical.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm sorry for the comics I made in n00bdom.
I'm sorry I didn't get on the forums earlier so I could rectify my mistakes.
I'm sorry for not being on much in a week.
I'm sorry that the rice pudding I bought from the deli ended up having rasins in it.
I'm sorry that my friend still watches power rangers.
I'm sorry that he also listens to Yanni... very VERY sorry.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm sorry I didn't marry bunner any of the three times I could have.
I'm sorry I ever met my ex.
I'm sorry I can't seem to be happy without my zoloft.
I'm sorry zoloft is so damned expensive.
I'm sorry for boiling that bunny rabbit.
I'm sorry I never had my collection of poetry published.
I'm sorry for steering the Titanic toward that iceberg.
I'm sorry I'm frequently clueless and just keep missing the boat.
I'm sorry I didn't ravage DexX while he was visiting from Oz.
I'm sorry Kaufman couldn't spend that weekend on the island with us.
I'm sorry I burned down all the bridges in Madison County.
I'm sorry I am so guilty of plagiarism.
I'm sorry I didn't wear panties when I was with Christopher Reeve.
I'm sorry I deleted all my crappy prison karaoke comics.
I'm sorry for pushing bunner down that ravine as he yelled out "aaas yooou wiiish..."
I'm sorry I have trouble trusting men.
I'm sorry I'm French (not).

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'm sorry I didn't think of this first.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm sorry I did.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm sorry Mikey's parents ever had sex.

Me too.

:(

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm sorry I ever had sex with them.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm sorry that I saw Mikey's parents having sex.
I'm sorry that I haven't sent my side CD Swap/comic book to jes yet.
I'm sorry I make comics about work all the time.
I'm sorry that I don't keep in better touch with Chicka and kitty.
I'm sorry I haven't given more money to the site.
I'm sorry I don't post more and generally have nothing to say.
I'm sorry i can't figure out how to go to the SC chat from my work computer.
I'm sorry I coveted Ren's ice cream bar.
I'm sorry for all the strips I've stolen from choadwarrior, niteowl, Big Evil Dan, and evil_d.
I'm sorry that squidrabies doesn't do strips anymore.
I'm sorry that we never got to have an official Literatti tournament and the subsequent ass kicking I would have dished out during said tourney.
I'm sorry I didn't know jes_l and Chi_the_Cynic when I was in London.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm sorry I don't have more chances to go on IRC.
I'm sorry for all those ideas I borrowed and/or stole.
I'm sorry for all the rule flaunting Comic Competition entries I've made.
I'm sorry for all the penis jokes in my comics.
I'm sorry I once whipped out my penis and rubbed it on Noonie's cartoon avatar on my screen.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.
I'm sorry I had the poor decorum to ask Ivy for naked pictures on her web forum.
I'm sorry I continually disappear on the rare occasions when I actually win a Comic Competition and leave everyone hanging for a few days.
I'm sorry for developing schoolboy crushes on most of the women on this site, despite being happily married and relatively well-adjusted.
Mea culpa.

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I has a flavor!

I'm sorry for making Skull and Raindrop.
I'm sorry for introducing Okay to this site. Stupid dickweed.
I'm sorry I didn't post in the forums until long after my 100th comic.
I'm sorry I found out about this site from Gamenow, the lamest magazine of all time.
I'm sorry I'm never in the IRC anymore.
I'm sorry for Water_Cooler_Robot. He's just confused, that's all.
I'm sorry for being a favorites list whore.
I'm sorry for never entering contests, and never winning them when I actually do enter.
I'm sorry for being such easy prey when it comes to Tobor's cornholing. (Hey, if it's something I enjoy...)
I'm sorry for being probably the only person on this site who STILL hasn't seen kitty's breasts.
I'm sorry for liking hentai.

...Well that last one doens't really have anything to do with SC, but I'm sorry anyway.

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It's grime time.