Why? Because everyone has one. That and they are good for stuffing up butts. That being said I have created this thread to hold the apologies and excuses for all transgressions you have committed as a participant in the StripCreator community. MaKK, you might want to get started on yours now so you can have it ready before the second coming.

As for my first one, I apologize for not asking a question in my post to the question and answer thread. I just got all caught up in the excitement of Nooner talking about honey-dripping chocolate holes. That, and I’m new here.

I'm sorry for all of the times that I wasn't funny. That wasn't me. It was someone else.

I'm sorry for all the threads I killed. It was an accident, I swear! The road was slick and they just popped out of nowhere.

I'm sorry you smell. I think it's because you don't shower.

I apologize for:

...killing irc chats DEAD.

...making many unnecessary threads when I first came here.

...making many unnecessary COMICS when I came here.

...bringing the apocalypse.

...goading on PunkkRoccPrincez (UGH).

...smacking a rabbit.

I am deeply sorry for all the times that I have made so many people here feel inferior, in comparison, to my utter greatness. I assure you it is not intentional, and I have tried to tone it down. The problem is that even if you toned down the sun by a million degrees, it would still be the brightest light in the entire solar system.

I'm sorry MaKK's mom forgot to swallow.

I'm sorry I didn't give you a reach around. ("You" knows we they are)

I'm sorry I said wangs so many times.

I'm sorry I encourage boorite.

I'm sorry for typing in all CAPS.
I'm sorry for asking how to get to #1.
I'm sorry for not getting the Dr. Pedantic thing right away.
I'm sorry for my AQUA TOBOR strips.
I'm sorry for all the times I've made inappropriate comments about Kity's tits in IRC.
I'm sorry for not respecting cowtipper as an individual.
I'm sorry for being a VOYEUR!!!!!!
I'm sorry I wasn't able to find Weasle more bitches on Yahoo to lear at.
I'm sorry for having Jesly waste his day doing my homework.
I'm sorry for never winning a Comic Cup.
I'm sorry for all my misspellings in comics and posts.
I'm sorry I haven't watched any sofcore porn with TripBee lately.
I'm sorry that when I see DeXx on Yahoo I don't say hello more often.
I'm sorry for being dman.
I'm sorry I don't talk to boorite about Becker more often.
I'm sorry I don't talk to Bunner about the good ol' days more often.
I'm sorry I don't talk to pita more often then I do.
I'm sorry for telling Gabe the same story about John Cusack over and over and over and over and over and over.
I'm sorry I don't represent the TRIAD like I used too.
I'm sorry I waste Kitty's time with stories of my struggles at Culinary school.
I'm sorry I didn't post this as eltigremask2K.

I'm just sorry.

You've got that right.

im sorry i cant spel :)

I'm sorry I didn't laugh at that joke.

I'm sorry for ripping off Newman and Baddiel.
I'm sorry for ripping off Digitiser.
I'm sorry that I haven't put that last tile down in the bathroom floor.
I'm sorry I didn't send better artwork for the CD swaps.
I'm sorry for sending Brad an empty CD box.
I'm sorry for the things I've said. But some thoughts just won't leave my head. And even though it's complicated, we've got time to start again.
I'm sorry for every time I double posted.
I'm sorry to the members of my firm who are blissfully unaware of the countless hours I've wasted reading and writing comics.
I'm sorry to our development head, who is standing behind me as I type, for accidentally calling Ekpyro a cunt and then printing it out on his printer.
I'm sorry I haven't replaced the bath panel or fixed the hot water tank.
I'm sorry for introducing the word "quotefile" into the stripcreator lexicon.
I'm sorry for banjaxing Chicka.
I'm sorry for spitting tea on my monitor.
I'm sorry that Chooby went missing.
I'm sorry for not being a better student of brickido.
I'm sorry for pretending to boorite that I know dick one about woodwork (even though I'm interested)
I'm sorry that crabby's homework was more interesting than writing user documentation.
I'm sorry I didn't flame more of the crap newbies and encourage more of the better ones.

And lastly I'm sorry that my signature misleads people; I'm not drunk on power and absinth - I hardly touch the stuff. But "Drunk on real ale" didn't have the same ring.

I'm sorry I don't donate more often.
I'm sorry my penis isn't as big as I want it to be.
I'm sorry for making Chicka think I don't respect her.
I'm sorry for making kitty feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry for Kajun_Firefly.
I'm sorry I've not got funnier comics.
I'm sorry I haven't met fuzzyman or kaufman or even boorite.
I'm sorry I never beat any dolphins over the head with dead baby seals.
I'm sorry for not reaming more shitty comic-makers and encouraging the better ones.
I'm sorry I wasn't a part of SC when three lovely SC ladies revealed the mysteries of their jumblies.
I'm sorry I overpost and underamuse.
I'm sorry that my collaborations with boinky aren't more fruitful and hysterical.

I'm sorry for the comics I made in n00bdom.
I'm sorry I didn't get on the forums earlier so I could rectify my mistakes.
I'm sorry for not being on much in a week.
I'm sorry that the rice pudding I bought from the deli ended up having rasins in it.
I'm sorry that my friend still watches power rangers.
I'm sorry that he also listens to Yanni... very VERY sorry.

I'm sorry I didn't marry bunner any of the three times I could have.
I'm sorry I ever met my ex.
I'm sorry I can't seem to be happy without my zoloft.
I'm sorry zoloft is so damned expensive.
I'm sorry for boiling that bunny rabbit.
I'm sorry I never had my collection of poetry published.
I'm sorry for steering the Titanic toward that iceberg.
I'm sorry I'm frequently clueless and just keep missing the boat.
I'm sorry I didn't ravage DexX while he was visiting from Oz.
I'm sorry Kaufman couldn't spend that weekend on the island with us.
I'm sorry I burned down all the bridges in Madison County.
I'm sorry I am so guilty of plagiarism.
I'm sorry I didn't wear panties when I was with Christopher Reeve.
I'm sorry I deleted all my crappy prison karaoke comics.
I'm sorry for pushing bunner down that ravine as he yelled out "aaas yooou wiiish..."
I'm sorry I have trouble trusting men.
I'm sorry I'm French (not).

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I'm sorry for pushing bunner down that ravine as he yelled out "aaas yooou wiiish..."

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I'm sorry I didn't marry bunner any of the three times I could have.

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I'm sorry Mikey's parents ever had sex.

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I'm sorry Mikey's parents ever had sex.

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I'm sorry Mikey's parents ever had sex.

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I'm sorry that I saw Mikey's parents having sex.
I'm sorry that I haven't sent my side CD Swap/comic book to jes yet.
I'm sorry I make comics about work all the time.
I'm sorry that I don't keep in better touch with Chicka and kitty.
I'm sorry I haven't given more money to the site.
I'm sorry I don't post more and generally have nothing to say.
I'm sorry i can't figure out how to go to the SC chat from my work computer.
I'm sorry I coveted Ren's ice cream bar.
I'm sorry for all the strips I've stolen from choadwarrior, niteowl, Big Evil Dan, and evil_d.
I'm sorry that squidrabies doesn't do strips anymore.
I'm sorry that we never got to have an official Literatti tournament and the subsequent ass kicking I would have dished out during said tourney.
I'm sorry I didn't know jes_l and Chi_the_Cynic when I was in London.

I'm sorry I don't have more chances to go on IRC.
I'm sorry for all those ideas I borrowed and/or stole.
I'm sorry for all the rule flaunting Comic Competition entries I've made.
I'm sorry for all the penis jokes in my comics.
I'm sorry I once whipped out my penis and rubbed it on Noonie's cartoon avatar on my screen.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.
I'm sorry I had the poor decorum to ask Ivy for naked pictures on her web forum.
I'm sorry I continually disappear on the rare occasions when I actually win a Comic Competition and leave everyone hanging for a few days.
I'm sorry for developing schoolboy crushes on most of the women on this site, despite being happily married and relatively well-adjusted.
Mea culpa.

I'm sorry for making Skull and Raindrop.
I'm sorry for introducing Okay to this site. Stupid dickweed.
I'm sorry I didn't post in the forums until long after my 100th comic.
I'm sorry I found out about this site from Gamenow, the lamest magazine of all time.
I'm sorry I'm never in the IRC anymore.
I'm sorry for Water_Cooler_Robot. He's just confused, that's all.
I'm sorry for being a favorites list whore.
I'm sorry for never entering contests, and never winning them when I actually do enter.
I'm sorry for being such easy prey when it comes to Tobor's cornholing. (Hey, if it's something I enjoy...)
I'm sorry for being probably the only person on this site who STILL hasn't seen kitty's breasts.
I'm sorry for liking hentai.

...Well that last one doens't really have anything to do with SC, but I'm sorry anyway.

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I'm sorry for being probably the only person on this site who STILL hasn't seen kitty's breasts.

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I also have not seen them, hence the regret that I was not here when three of the site's ladies bared their boobies.

Also, I am NOT sorry I like hentai.

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I'm sorry for all the threads I killed. It was an accident, I swear!

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Also, I am NOT sorry I like hentai.

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Add me to the list of those who have never seen the jugs.

I have however seen her crazy hand tricks and let me just say WOW!

I'm sorry that I've only seen kitty's breasts in my mind.

Actually, I'm sorry that I don't even know what kitty, chicka, pita, noonie, or any of the other chicks on strip creator look like ...

(except Ivy, and I'm not sorry that I know what she and her buttocks look like w00t!)

http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/

Go there and you can see Chicka and Pita, and other various SC users.

I love how my breasts are a cause for such remorse.

If by "love" I mean not really.

Wow, I didn't know there were so many sexy muthas in this crazy place. One of these days I'll submit a pic of myself so I, too, can get my own character. Then I'll frolic in the fields with the elves and sodomize each smurf with untainted glee! Weeeeeeeee!

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Wow, I didn't know there were so many sexy muthas in this crazy place. One of these days I'll submit a pic of myself so I, too, can get my own character. Then I'll frolic in the fields with the elves and sodomize each smurf with untainted glee! Weeeeeeeee!

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http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/

Go there and you can see Chicka and Pita, and other various SC users.

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http://www.woodenbadger.com/strippers/

Go there and you can see Chicka and Pita, and other various SC users.

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I'm sorry I masturbated before going to that site.

I'm sorry for not posting more to the forums, mainly because I'm painfully shy.
Although...I'm really, REALLY sorry for ever posting to the politics thread in FGH.
I'm sorry for not giving props to the finer comic makers on this site, notably the people on my favs list.
I'm sorry for most of my early strips...the good majority of them are horrible.
I'm sorry for having a piece of shit computer which prevented me from participating in the current CD Swap.
I'm sorry for being too old/unhip/curmudgeon-like to relate to some topics of conversation here.

I'm also sorry that the Literati tourney never materialized.

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I'm sorry I once whipped out my penis and rubbed it on Noonie's cartoon avatar on my screen.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.

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Is it just me or does DexX kind of look Michael Moore?

There is no excuse for this people! Is it ironic that I started this EXCUSES thread because I forgot to add a question to the Q&A thread?

I want some excuses you sorry mo-fos!

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Before we go back to excuses and stuff, I wanna ask, how do I get one of those woodenbadger liscence dealies?? I want one. I wanna be legit...too legit.

Also I wanna say that lara7 is way cuter than her avitar.

Now the excuses.

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Before we go back to excuses and stuff, I wanna ask, how do I get one of those woodenbadger liscence dealies?? I want one. I wanna be legit...too legit.

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Excuses
I'm sorry for typing in all CAPS.
I was just going through a CAPS period is all.
I'm sorry for asking how to get to #1.
I really wanted to impress you all by getting to #1.
I'm sorry for not getting the Dr. Pedantic thing right away.
I......had a cold at the time.
I'm sorry for my AQUA TOBOR strips.
I was really high one afternoon and they seemed fantastic.
I'm sorry for all the times I've made inappropriate comments about Kity's tits in IRC.
I've just heard such good things.
I'm sorry for not respecting cowtipper as an individual.
I tried my best she just wouldn't accept the respect.
I'm sorry for being a VOYEUR!!!!!!
It turns me on.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to find Weasle more bitches on Yahoo to lear at.
It's hard work and he wasn't paying top dollar.
I'm sorry for having Jesly waste his day doing my homework.
He didn't seem to mind so much.
I'm sorry for never winning a Comic Cup.
The whole thing is a damn popularity contest!
I'm sorry for all my misspellings in comics and posts.
I type fast and don't proofread.
I'm sorry I haven't watched any sofcore porn with TripBee lately.
I just haven't seen him around.
I'm sorry that when I see DeXx on Yahoo I don't say hello more often.
I really have nothing to say.
I'm sorry for being dman.
It was time for a change.
I'm sorry I don't talk to boorite about Becker more often.
I've never actually seen a whole episode of Becker.
I'm sorry I don't talk to Bunner about the good ol' days more often.
Bunners good ol' days are at least 100 years before my own.
I'm sorry I don't talk to pita more often then I do.
I just...don't.....have the strength.
I'm sorry for telling Gabe the same story about John Cusack over and over and over and over and over and over.
If he sat in your chemistry seat in High Fidelity then you'd be telling that story too.
I'm sorry I don't represent the TRIAD like I used too.
The TRIAD is now just a shell of it's once true power. Perhaps, the time has come to form a new TRIAD.
I'm sorry I waste Kitty's time with stories of my struggles at Culinary school.
Chicks dig culinary school stories.
I'm sorry I didn't post this as eltigremask2K.
I didn't even think of that until I typed it all out.

Alright, my excuses.

I'm sorry for making Skull and Raindrop.
I sucked back then, and I guess I"m getting back to my roots.
I'm sorry for introducing Okay to this site. Stupid dickweed.
He's my neighbor and best friend, and I was on an SC high, so I naturally told him about it. Bad idea.
I'm sorry I didn't post in the forums until long after my 100th comic.
I don't have a good excuse for this one. I'm just stupid.
I'm sorry I found out about this site from Gamenow, the lamest magazine of all time.
I guess it's better than never finding out about it at all...
I'm sorry I'm never in the IRC anymore.
My comp sucks. Moving on.
I'm sorry for Water_Cooler_Robot. He's just confused, that's all.
He's a sad, angry little sentient water cooler. He's got a lot of hate in him, but he can't really move. He lives out his human-killing fantasies on the net.
I'm sorry for being a favorites list whore.
[kissup]Well, so many of you guys are just so FUNNY![/kissup]
I'm sorry for never entering contests, and never winning them when I actually do enter.
What's there to say about this one? I promise to enter more in the near future though.
I'm sorry for being such easy prey when it comes to Tobor's cornholing. (Hey, if it's something I enjoy...)
No comment.
I'm sorry for being probably the only person on this site who STILL hasn't seen kitty's breasts.
I don't know what to say to this. It wouldn't make kitty TOO big of a pedophile to give me a small glimpse.
I'm sorry for liking hentai.
It's hot shit.

Fine, fine, excuses it is.

I'm sorry for making many unnecessary threads.
I didn't know where to post my lame movie quote contest! So what?
I'm sorry for making many unnecessary comics.
Well, most of them I thought were pretty damn hilarious. Except for "The Phallus of Satan." I don't have an excuse for that.
I'm sorry for getting into bitchfights with chicka.
She got pissed at me for some nonexistant reason and it all went downhill from there.
I'm sorry I never took the opportunity to assram spankling up.
It was a tad expensive... and I don't know how to convert dollars into dinar. Yet.
I'm sorry I didn't realize fuck was a product of the imagination of Andydougan sooner.
It was very convincing.
I'm sorry I made kitty give me mouth-to-mouth while I passed out.
Wait a minute, no I'm not.
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to read Bunnerabb's original comics.
I didn't see the "forums" button.
I'm sorry the word "fangoria" never replaced the word gross.
That's not my fault, that's YOUR fault, asshole.
I'm sorry I ever pulled that time bomb out of biped's ass.
It was either die clean or die covered in biped's shit.

Okay:

I'm sorry for never sending my CDs out in the first CD swap.
I honestly got caught up with other things and could hardly afford my bus-fare to work, let alone postage to America, it was a time to prioritise and the CD swap went to the bottom of my to-do list.

I'm sorry for the death of the Lolita League.
I personally think it was a great idea and could have been awesome, but so many people were leaving and getting replaced and the matches were so far between that it had to die.

I'm sorry for the fact that the current Comic Cup has went on as long as it has.
Again, it's lack of effort on my behalf, I'll try my best.

I'm sorry for having one comic that is a complete sham and a rip-off.
In my defence, I don't think I actually knew I was doing it at the time, it was back in my stoner days.

I'm sorry that I'm the only guy who has seen all three of the female reg's topless moments.
Actually, I'm not, but I just wanted to bring attention to the fact, TITS RULE!

I'm sorry that I don't go to IRC at all anymore, perhaps if I did there'd be more topless moments.
I find it hard to do anything when I've got chat windows open.

I'm sorry that the TRIAD is dead.
You can't make a triad with two people.

I'm sorry that I told choobychooby to stop making comics.
I didn't think he'd actually listen to me.