And...STOP. Please put down your pencils.
Here are the anxiously-awaited results of this, the greatest FTC contest in stripcreator history.
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Gabu
For the Comic: "My Mistake"
Statistically speaking, this is probably what would really happen.
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Denyer
For the Comic: "Hey kid, come check out this site I found. You can make comics on it."
Most Sexual

Goes to: areallystupidguy
For the Comic: "Brainwashed"
Most Ironic

Goes to: boinky33
For the Comic: "TITLE!"
It's not really ironic, but it's sort of Alannis Morrisette-ironic.
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: The_Kingpin
For the Comic: "I Knew Girl Scouts Scared Me For A Reason"
Most Obscure

Goes to: boinky33
For the Comic: "Oh no!!!!!"
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Denyer
For the Comic: "Hey kid, come check out this site I found. You can make comics on it."
Best Title

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: "FTC #41: Template"
Just kidding. There weren't really any outstanding titles this time.
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: xxxausrottenxxx
For the Comic: "Stupid Schmoe"
The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: Kr0n1c
For the Comic: "The Killifying"
I detected two glaring spelling errors in this entry.
Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: possums
For the Comic: "Here's Some AdVice"
Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: Kr0n1c
For the Comic: "No Name"
More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: areallystupidguy
For the Comic: "Brainwashed"
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: maddog00
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC41: I'm good at this old gag thing']
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: maddog00
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC41: I always use this once. Right, biped?']
Psychic Award

Goes to: Gabu
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 41: Oops']
My comic was: This was the first thing I thought of.
Creativity Award

Goes to: lukket
For the Comic: 
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Kr0n1c
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #41: The Killifying']
Way to go, Kr0n1c! Your creative use of Horror Baby made me laugh out loud. FTC #42 is yours.
All of the entries in this contest were outstanding!
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