In this thread I will be posting one comic a day of mine that I think sucks. I suggest everyone else do the same. My very worst comics will be here, so eventually I will have each and every of my comics posted here.
Heres the first installment......

WHY WOMAN ARE STUPID by crabby 6-25-01

THEY ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE PUSHED AROUND BY JERKS. YOUR A DIRTY BITCH AND NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO DAMN SEXY???? THEY ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE WITH MEN THEY CAN'T HAVE. IM GAY!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME. THEY ALWAYS GO BACK TO THE GUYS WHO PUSH THEM AROUND. YOUR STILL A DIRTY BITCH AND NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO CHANGE???

Feel free to bash or praise my comics as you feel necessary. I will do the same to any comics posted by anyone else in here.

That one was a topic close to my heart, but an execution that didn't quite do it justice.

This one is one of my crappier ones... It sounded a whole lot funnier in my head. And look, I even fucked up the asian girl puncline!

Mountain Ingenuity: Part 2 by Drexle 7-13-01

Well looky here... a pink donkey! Now, I know what you're thinkin'... "Free Sex!" ... But I've got a better idea! God no... not that!

Those little asian girl punch lines just don't do it for me.

Here is another one of comics that I don't really think is anything special. Most of comics are for comic contests so most of you have seen them at least once. However I doubt any of you remember them.

AWKWARD ROBO MOMENT by crabby 6-26-01

SO DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN??? CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A DRINK???? OH MY GOD!!! NOT ANOTHER GAY-BOT.

After all thats happened I don't have any funny in me. The regular forum is filled with politic jargin that I'm not really in the mood for right now. Heres another of my terrible comics for everyone to mock.

PERVERT by crabby 6-26-01

WHY HELLO THERE CHILD, WHY SO BLUE??? PERHAPS YOU JUST NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP YOU COMPANY. WHATS HE SUGGESTING. ARE YOU BLUE ALL OVER???? ALRIGHT IM OUTTA HERE!!!!

Reasons To Use Your Own Razor by attitudechicka 9-03-01

I don't appriciate you using my razor. I didn't use your razor. I don't believe you. I found it next to the sink, when it's usually in the bathtub. I swear, I didn't use it! If you would have thought about this logically, you'd know where that razor's been... I have two different kinds of Nair, yet I have a razor... Eww!

Just so you're clear, the woman in the cartoon is me, the male is my older brother... who will never use my razor again.

And crabby, thanks for the first cartoon. I truly am a stupid woman.

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Just so you're clear, the woman in the cartoon is me, the male is my older brother... who will never use my razor again.

And crabby, thanks for the first cartoon. I truly am a stupid woman.

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Actually, I liked that comic. The only thing I would have done differently is made your explanation of where the razor has been a little less wordy, and more to the point.

The bar-none lamest entry in CC 51 to date by Drexle 8-06-01

You know, gender-based double standards are just fundamentally wrong, so I think I'm going to pioneer a movement based on equality of the sexes! I'm glad you feel that way. So what do you have in mind? Well, since it's socially acceptable for women to bash men, I figure you girls must be in the right, so if we're going to be equal, let's all follow women's lead! From now on, I'll vow to be a crabby bitch, who isn't satisifed with a nice girl, but who clings to abusive girls all my life... I'll lead girls on with false innuendo, then leave them hanging.. I'll judge the value of a woman by the size of her wallet, and not her breast... I'll be tempermental and expect her to read my mind when I'm ma... hey, what are you doing? Put down that grenade!!!

Don't worry crabby, you're not the only one who knows how to botch a "women are stupid" comic.

I liked that comic all the way up to the grenade Drexle.

I know, I'm not too happy with the ending either. I couldn't figure out how to portray castration properly.

The gaybot was just obtuse... I actually kinda liked the blue all over one, though.

I know, I'm not too happy with the ending either. I couldn't figure out how to portray castration properly.

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Thats a problem I often find myself running into.

This comic makes me chuckle for some reason but it's not necessarily good. The comics I've posted here so far are the reasons why I stay away from romantic or love related comics and stick to the sophmoric humor that I usually use.

LOVE IS HAVEING YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALL YOU A SON OF A BITCH by crabby 6-26-01

I BETTER CHECK MY EMAIL. MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO MEET HER IN THE FOREST. I BETTER GO OVER THERE. SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Late Night TV (part 2) by evil_d 8-20-01

The following program is sponsored by Eggbeater City. At Eggbeater City's Back-to-School Sale, buy six eggbeaters and we'll give you a free chicken! Welcome to Frat Row Cinema. Tonight, Ron Palillo stars as a wild sophomore in The Horshack of Notre Dame. ... Check it out, guys, it's that junior girl, Esmaurelda. With this new "sonic undresser", I can blow the panties clear off her body! Watch! Wooo! Upsilon Phi Sigma rules! ...sanctuary...

This is the worst comic I ever made. Hopefully by posting it here I can achieve some sort of catharsis. Kaufman gave me a great setup and I just couldn't do anything with it.

And now that that Comic Cup is over, I can admit that I totally forgot about the "devout Catholic" rule until after I saved the strip. The "sanctuary" line was just a Hunchback of Notre Dame reference. After I posted I thought, "Crap, I completely forgot that rule... well, maybe I can make this work."

The one thing I do like about this comic (aside from kaufman's panel -- I think the "free chicken" thing is hilarious) -- is the name of the frat. Upsilon Phi Sigma = UFS. Now, the Greeks didn't have a 'Y' in their alphabet -- the word we get our root "hydro" from is actually udor (with a rough breathing mark over the 'u', but I digress) -- so if you're transliterating, and you want a 'Y', you use the 'U'. So Upsilon Phi Sigma also = YFS, and that stands for "Your Frat Sucks".

Anyhow. I think the other comics in this thread so far are all at least passable. If I came across them on the front page, I'd give them at least a '1' instead of just reloading the page. And I'm all for making fun of the stupid things women do. On the other hand, when men do dumb things, it just makes me look better by comparison. I'd like to take a moment to thank all the dumb men in the world for making it so easy for a crackpot like myself to seem desirable.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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This comic makes me chuckle for some reason but it's not necessarily good. The comics I've posted here so far are the reasons why I stay away from romantic or love related comics and stick to the sophmoric humor that I usually use.

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What makes me chuckle is the fact that I think we've all been in the "she always does this to me" boat, but you're right about the execution.

Check out one of my most recent comics... "Women, Go figure." It's not woman bashing, but it *is* relationship oriented (and it's actually a good comic, so I'm not posting it here).

I haven't read all your comics, but it's certainly the worst I've read of yours. You should be thankful you gave such an incredible setup, or you wouldn't have won the round.

Spankling's win was karmic, then eh? ;)

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Anyhow. I think the other comics in this thread so far are all at least passable. If I came across them on the front page, I'd give them at least a '1' instead of just reloading the page. And I'm all for making fun of the stupid things women do. On the other hand, when men do dumb things, it just makes me look better by comparison. I'd like to take a moment to thank all the dumb men in the world for making it so easy for a crackpot like myself to seem desirable.

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Speaking of dumb men... I'll once again plug that actual good comic of mine that I mentioned in my last post.

I actually know guys like this. Guys who have a great girlfriend and all they can do is complain. The guys that are like this are terrible the only thing worse than them are the woman who stay with them.
My girlfriends friend is going out with a guy now who is constantly calling her stupid and ugly. She calls my girlfriend everyday in tears telling her these stories and my girlfriend says "Break up with him he's an asshole." To this she always responds "But I love him." I think that is truly a sickening thing.

It's a good thing he won. I would have asked him to run the next Cup anyway. I actually wish kaufman had beaten me too; he deserves better fortune than he's had so far in the Cups.

As for women... well, at the moment a friend of mine is dating this guy who's demonstrated prejudice against her race and alienated most of her friends. Folks, I don't care who you're dating, they're just not worth losing your friends over.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

here's my worst to date. it was better on the creation screen, when all of the first two panels were full of text--then it was, as it was supposed to be, a fun jab at serial comics like prince valiant. at any rate, it gave me my only truly recurring character:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

menbah that comic did nothing for me.

Now it is time for one of the worst comics ever made on this site.

ROBO JESUS 5000 by crabby 6-25-01

CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS PONDER ROBO JESUS 5000'S ALLEGIANCE YOU THINK ROBO JESUS IS A CONFEDERATE???? THERES NO QUESTION ABOUT IT!!!!! ROBO JESUS AND JESUS FIGHT THE NEVER ENDING FIGHT UNION!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFEDERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS I THINKING I WONDER WHAT THE POINT TO THIS WHOLE THING REALLY IS????AND WHERE THE HELL DID ROBO JESUS COME FROM????THIS IS JUST SUB PAR WORK!!!!!! MOO!!!!!!!!!!

robot adultery by apejuice 8-24-01

hello dear. did you have a nice afternoon with your mother? where are the kids? don't you 'hello dear' me you smarmy bastard. what time do you call this? well yes, i realise i'm a little late dear, but i had a stack of paper work to do and then my train was delayed. i phoned your office at half past four and they said you'd left just after lunch with a new client. where the bloody hell have you been? darling i think you'd better sit down. i've done something really stupid. it meant nothing. i'm calling you a taxi. don't even take off your fucking coat.

this was one of my first comics. before i realised that tobor was meant to say RAAARRR all the time and have some kind of cornholing reference in it's speech. it was funny at the time. if you were me.

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I liked that comic, apejuice. It's actually quite refreshing to see Red Robot playing a role other than Tobor.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

thanks evil d. i'm still a bit new here and i don't know much about the comic characters, that's why i thought the red robot was only meant to play one role.

looks like i knew more when i started than i do now. i better get out of here before my head empties completely.

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