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habnem
August 23, 2004 7:19 AM

hi there. so, a few months ago, the idea of a serial narrative arose--one which would use words, not pictures, to weave a tale. yes, that's right, we SC junkies would be proving we're literate by producing... um, literature.

that pioneering effort still has not come to pass, so i figured i'd take it upon myself to reopen the floor and gauge the public's reaction to such a project.

translation: PM me your e-mail address if you want to contribute a few paragraphs to a story written by SC users. soon, we'll all have Nobels.

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ElTigreMask2K
August 23, 2004 8:39 AM

MENBAH!

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habnem
August 23, 2004 9:57 AM

oh yeah--i'll go ahead and collect names until wednesday afternoon, so that everyone can have a reasonable chance to join before we get started.

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User #34714
August 23, 2004 10:35 AM

I refuse to donate my thoughts for the intellectual gain of others.

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habnem
August 23, 2004 12:10 PM

when has any of us done anything remotely connected to intellectual gain? (:

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User #16352
August 23, 2004 12:41 PM

I do all the time.

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MikeyG
August 23, 2004 1:02 PM

quote:
I do all the time.

He said intellectual gain, not homosexual gain.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 23, 2004 2:45 PM

One day, all the homosexuals of the world with erect a giant statue honouring boinky33.

OMG!!! I SAID ERECT!!!111 LEWL!!!1

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NooniePuuBunny
August 23, 2004 8:41 PM

This wont take off.

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biped
August 23, 2004 9:23 PM

I wrote a novel once called "Bark-off Nerves." If I trimmed about forty or fifty pages out of it, I think it might be fairly passable, but I just don't feel like it.

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Bazilla
August 24, 2004 1:05 AM

I wrote a novel titled "Vinny Vicks And The Rhododendron" last November for NaNoWriMo.Org, ergo, I have no need to write a seriel novel, I'm already great without you.

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possums
August 24, 2004 11:54 AM

I tried to write a novel but then I realized I have absolutely no time in my life to finish it, so I turned to poetry.

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umfumdisi
August 24, 2004 12:17 PM

When warm months return
My worries all melt away;
Yes, I sell ice cubes.

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MikeyG
August 24, 2004 12:43 PM

Um...This is more about who wants to contribute to an SC novel. It could be anywhere from a paragraph to a page each. It depends. I was thinking of a circular thing where we'd each write a paragraph or two and then email the continued story back to each other. Either way, no one is asking you to commit to sitting down and writing a novel by yourselves.

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NooniePuuBunny
August 24, 2004 7:21 PM

Geez. Who peed in your Cracker Jacks?

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User #16352
August 24, 2004 7:22 PM

My dad.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 24, 2004 9:14 PM

Now go paint my boat you little shit!

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smamurai
August 25, 2004 12:21 AM

My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??

Mikeys email is turgid@hotmale.co.ck

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User #16352
August 25, 2004 12:31 AM

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habnem
August 25, 2004 8:12 AM

those of you who have PMed me your e-mails but haven't joined the yahoo group, please do so now... i'm planning to giddy-up tonight. there are four of you: smam, boinky, possums and dcom. if you don't make it in before i send out the organizational e-mail, take a chizzle; i'll forward it to you when you do join.

in any case, join up here. (anyone who hasn't expressed interest can join at that link too, but please also PM me your e-mail address [i have my own e-mail list])

anal-retentiveness is the key to a happy life (:

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smamurai
August 25, 2004 8:23 AM

Whoah there cowboy. I ain't signin up to any yahoo ballahooey. It's dangerous enough for me to surf this site at work. Surely you could just use the gmail address I gave you. Fuck it, I'm out. I don't need this kind of pressure, I am an arteest. Ok I am still in but please read my contract again or call my agent to discuss these u-turn in future. Oh, me nerves etc.

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MikeyG
August 25, 2004 8:33 AM

I vote smamurai remain in but not have to join the group for work purposes.

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habnem
August 25, 2004 10:14 AM

to all (just to make sure there's no confusion): you're joining a Yahoo! group just so we can e-mail each other at scnovel@yahoogroups.com, rather than typing in twelve addresses (or making our own lists, or whatever--it's all less convenient). you will still be using your regular e-mail addresses, and at no point will you have to visit the group's website except the first time you join. my high school alums list is a Yahoo! group, and it works like a charm. coo?

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crabby
August 25, 2004 10:26 AM

So basically, as long as we're alums of your high school we're good?

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ivytheplant
August 25, 2004 10:36 AM

quote:
My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??



ivytheplant@gmail.com

And I didn't have to suck off a site admin.

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kaufman
August 25, 2004 11:11 AM

quote:
quote:
My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??



ivytheplant@gmail.com

And I didn't have to suck off a site admin.


There. I updated my sig. Happy?

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crabby
August 25, 2004 11:15 AM

I feel so unimportant now.

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KajunFirefly
August 25, 2004 11:16 AM

quote:
This wont take off.
That's what they said about the Lolita League.

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crabby
August 25, 2004 11:26 AM

Who won the Lolita League? Or did it not get that far?

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dcomposed
August 25, 2004 5:57 PM

quote:
My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??



Everyone has gmail by now, weiner.

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ivytheplant
August 25, 2004 9:22 PM

My cats don't.

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dcomposed
August 25, 2004 9:25 PM

Mine do.

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possums
August 25, 2004 9:27 PM

Mine don't.

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smamurai
August 26, 2004 2:29 AM

quote:
quote:
My email is smamurai@gmail.com

That's right, it's a google mail account. Jealousss? Of my powarr??



ivytheplant@gmail.com

And I didn't have to suck off a site admin.



Well you lose then Ivy.

Dcom I know everyone has gmail, I was being a weiner on purpose. Thereby negating any true weiner attributes. Hopefully.

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dcomposed
August 26, 2004 4:05 AM

Consider them negated.

taskmanager @gmail btw

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possums
August 26, 2004 9:05 AM

I think our group just shut down. It says that the specified server cannot be found. Syntax error.

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boorite
August 30, 2004 8:11 AM

Once upon a time there was a guy.

The guy had many admirable qualities, but also a fatal flaw. To rectify this flaw, he had to achieve a goal. But between himself and this goal, he found forces arrayed against him. Sometimes it seemed society itself was arrayed against him. At times he didn't even know who or what he was supposed to be, and he despaired. His situation and his mood became black almost beyond the imagining of a privileged person sitting comfortably in an armchair with a book. And yet, forces beyond the guy's understanding forced him either to lie down and die or to overcome his obstacles. He refused to lie down and die, and so circumstances drove him toward his destiny. This destiny might have been grim, or it might have been joyous, but one thing he came to realize: It was his.

The woman who loved him was complicated. She had her own destiny and her own goals and her own indomitable will, and many times, she could not decide whether to love him or not. But as it turned out, she had no choice. She went through Hell with him, but she went along willingly, with all her heart. She knew he would have given anything to spare her the agony of loving him, but again, thus spake destiny. His struggle belonged not to him alone, but to both of them.

As they careened through history together, they swept along a mass of friends, enemies, and hangers-on, each of whom deserves his own story. But this is the story of the guy and the woman who dared to love him.

Will they be borne out of the fire by the courage of their convictions? Or will their very passions immolate them? I got no idea. I'm just making stuff up.

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boorite
August 30, 2004 8:16 AM

There's probably a war in their somewhere.

I'm just trying to skeletize yer basic novel. maybe it's teh funneh, and maybe I shall be immolated in the sweep of forces beyond etc. etc. omg epic novel time.

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UnknownEric
August 30, 2004 9:39 AM

Needs more sodomy.

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boorite
August 30, 2004 2:41 PM

OK: And then they sodomized a nun. Happy now?

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kaufman
August 30, 2004 5:34 PM

Fool! That was a penguin!

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NooniePuuBunny
August 30, 2004 9:12 PM

When its turned into a TV movie, Cory Feldman should play the man, Sally Struthers should play the woman, and David Hasselhoff should play the penguin. William Shatner should play the lonely sailor who is pelted with cray fish by drunken seagulls, who should all be played by Gary Coleman lookalikes.

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pita
August 31, 2004 5:39 AM

Boo, until you left it open for all these other mooks to add their literary genius, I was swept along by the possibility that this story was about bunner and I.

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habnem
March 6, 2005 7:46 PM

HEAR YE, HEAR YE:

The first round of "SC: The Novel" is as complete as it seems likely to get. We have eight pages of goodness thus far, contributed by (as nearly as I can tell by combing through the posts at our Yahoo group):

moi
ivytheplant
umfumdisi
mmyers
kaufman
MikeyG
UnknownEric
and Possums as "The Beaver"

...in that order--again, as nearly as I can tell. Half the fun is not really knowing who wrote what.

In any case, the story-to-date (also known as "STD") can be found here. It's in RTF form, so everyone should be able to read it.

From here, I'm open to suggestions. The story is obviously not done yet. What I think I'd like to do is open the floor here at the SC Forums for more people to join up and experience the never-ending (though intermittently pausing) party that is SC: The Novel. Anyone wanna?

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possums
March 7, 2005 6:49 AM

quote:
and Possums as "The Beaver"

I'm the busiest!

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MikeyG
March 7, 2005 7:32 AM

Wow. I fear I may have helped divert this story to a strange, knucklechewing direction.

Either way, I'm in on the second round. Swayze's got a lot more up his...sleeve.

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Melkor
March 7, 2005 12:59 PM

knucklechewing indeed. I'm predicting there will be a need for the Holy brass knuckles in the near future.

I would like to have a go at it, but only if Gary and Swayze stumble upon the plans of the Old World Order, a evil organization constituted by evil old ladies bent on World Domination (TM).
it needs to have Excitement!(TM)
Drama! (TM)
Women crossdressing as men pretending to be crossdressed as women! (TM)
and general Va-Va-Voom!

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ArtemisStrong
March 8, 2005 12:33 PM

How did I miss out on this? Man, I'm lame.

So, it's not finished they says. I want in, I want in! Join yahoo group? Yes, yes, sure!

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UnknownEric
March 8, 2005 1:21 PM

Second round? Sure, I'll take another go...

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MikeyG
March 9, 2005 6:07 AM

I'm in.

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