Gentlemen and dougan, welcome to the third round

Here are the basic rules again:

• I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
  
• You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive. (I however am allowed to go away for months at a time without telling anyone)
  
• VOTE! All previous Comic Cup XII contestants are elligible to vote. If you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.

Okay, so, here is the card for the third round (although not necessarily in the correct order):
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• The reigning tag-team champs now come to blows in the ultimate grudge match
• Both contestants must tell the story of how they both fell out in the form of a comic strip.

Champions League Final
andydougan Vs BigEvilDan

• Standard cup match.
• Winner gets to advance and also gains bragging rights of being the champion of champions

No Holds Barred Match
mmyers Vs Spankling

• Standard cup match, one winner.
  
• Possibly the hardest match in the entire cup, there are NO RULES, contestants have to just make a comic with no boundaries, and make it funny.

Special Guest Referee Match
Kaufman Vs graykane

• I hand over to another SC user for one match
• No idea who advances, there will only be one winner though, that's all I know.

Card subject to change.

So there you go, first match will be announced soon.

This thing still going?

It sounds like fun.

Okay, first match with a slight tweak of the originally advertised rules.

It's Not Me, It's You Match
Umfumdisi Vs Rabid Weasle

• The reigning tag-team champs now come to blows in the ultimate grudge match
• Both contestants must tell the story of how they both fell out in the form of TWO comic strips (6 panels).

I'll allow extra time for everyone to remember this comic cup is still running.

GO GO GO!!

It saddens me that I didn't get involved in the wrestling related comic cup. :(

Hey I can still vote! That's cool. I like to keep my hand in. Ask Boorite if you don't believe me. In fact, just smell my hand.

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It saddens me that I didn't get involved in the wrestling related comic cup. :(

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/comics/Rabid_Weasle/248441/
/comics/Rabid_Weasle/248444/

I'm here. I'll post something soon. mmyers just told me that the cup was operational again and that I was up.

I was temporarily confused about the "how you fell out" part of the rules. At first, I thought we had to tell how we "fell out" of the womb!

/comics/umfumdisi/248628/
/comics/umfumdisi/248631/

Tough choice, but... Weezy.

Weesl

we seal a bird

Oy... the choices are tough here.

I guess I gotta go with the most Rabid one. He's the one that can best Weasle his way out of anything.

I hate to conform to your empty suburban lifestyle, but Weasle.

I laughed at both but I'm going with the Fum.

Rabid

Silly Rabid, Kix are for trids.

um fum disi*

*Native American for 'I'm goin to Disneyland.'

Um... I fumbled the disc simultaneously.

Um I voted for Fum so many times I got disi.

goin' with the fum

Gotta go with umfum and his pocket Tobor.

Personally, I thought Rabid's comic had more thought. Though I love the disi, Rabid gets my vote.

Rabid managed to Weasle a vote out of me.

Rabid

FEE FI FO FUM, HE UNLEASHED POCKET TOBOR ON AN UNSUSPECTING BUM

It's sad that the Greatest Tag-Team in the World has come to this, but someone had to be proven as the better of the two and that would appear to be Rabid Weasle.

Hooray for you!

Now it's time for the Special Guest Referee match, at which point I'll hand over to the special guest, who will be your referee, for the next match. Pretty straight-forward really.

Well........I don't know if this has been done already or not but oh well!

The problem with you two is that you're both baby faces. Can't have a feud with two baby faces, one of you is going to have to turn heel. In order to accomplish this I want you to viciously attack another user at SC. Do not under any circumstances attack eachother. And since the booking committee hasn't decided which one of you we want to turn heel, you're both going to have to attack someone. Make it good which ever one of you is the better heel gets the push, the loser will be pulling the curtain with S.D. Jones for months to come.

Rules: Make a comic or series personally attacking another SC user. And if you decide to have a big heart and say your above attacking people or thats against your character as a person then you're both disqualified. I remember an earlier comic cup of some sort that had this rule and someone, I can't remember who, didn't want anything to do with it. While I respect that, thats not the purpose here. If either of you decides to not participate you're both disqualified and I take your place in the contest. It's that simple.

And in case your wondering. Yes, I've gone amd with power. I'm like Dangerous Danny Davis.

I would just like to say that this particular match idea is the frigging best one yet.

But who are the two competitors?

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But who are the two competitors?

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The no-holds Bard

Looks like it's kaufman Vs graykane.

It's kaufman vs. Graykane

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Do not under any circumstances attack eachother.

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yeah!

AWESOME!

For spitting in the face of authority you turly are the greaytest heel of all time!!!!!!!!

yeah!

... grabs chair from Frank Francisco, and smacks graykane with it.

after being disqualified, graykane goes down from a late hit from kaufman. from the mat, he's raising his hands begging for kaufman to spare him. he's looking to the crowd for support. the crowd is booing him, bob. kaufman turns to the crowd with his thumb sideways looking for an answer. they're giving graykane the thumbs down! kaufman slams the chair into graykane's skull. ooh, that's got to hurt, bob. that's got to hurt.

Oh no, crabby's stepping into the ring! Look out!

Before Kaufman can deliver another blow with the chair, I step in and put an end to it. I rip the chair from his hands and tell him to back off. Then suddenly, I turn around and bash graykanes skull in myself!

SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MikeyG is quickly lowered down on a suspension wire from the top of the arena, but something goes wrong and the harness malfunctions! MikeyG falls from 50 feet straight into crabby's ass!

I'm confused, I'm not sure what's going on in my Cup any more. Is this match still active or is there a winner or what?

I think everyone involved knows exactly who won. I've never been so proud to be a part of something at SC as I have been to be a part of this match!

BRAVO!

The real winner is the fans.

/mmyers grabs his 2X4 and sticks his thumb in the air.
HOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don "The Rock" Morocco crawls out from under the ring and bites Hacksaw Jim mmyers on the back!

Crabby, post a fucking result, are people voting or what?