Ok... here's this... month's topic:

World's Worst Thing To Say In Your Sleep

Go make some god damn comics.

Judging sometime... in a week or whatever.

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'WW#24: Maura's Sleepy-Time Confessions']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Thing To Say In Your Sleep']

I now pronounce the World's Worst competition...

DEAD!

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Poop.

Uh...it's...it's not quite dead, sir...

[Click to view comic: 'WW 24: Bob Listens To Debbie's Nocturnal Dream-Blab']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It is if I never announce a winner.

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Poop.

According to the official stripcreator manual:

Never announcing a winner constitutes a clear case of dereliction of duty, in which case you may be deemed unfit for command by a committee of two or more senior officers and subsequently relieved of such command, in which case your duties will be immediately assumed by the next highest ranking officer available at the time of the incident.

I just made that up, but I think I did a really great job of making it sound official and stuff.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ok... judging in 476 days.

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #24: Also known as "The Pillage People".']" />

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BurningRicardo - One part brutally voyeuristic shockutainment, two parts MTV's Jackass.

This would constitute a clear case of contest thread abandonment, which would in turn activate the immediate facilitation of the chain of events stated in my recitation of the manual as posted above.

Furthermore, as set forth in the case of Brad vs. mister_puppy_testicles: if a contest host arbitrarily declares said contest to be dead and fails to announce a winner among the already-existing entries within a reasonable period of time [note: which 476 days would obviously exceed], while also failing to offer any contingency plan whatsoever for the consequent orderly disposition of said contest and/or transfer of responsibility and control of contest to another entity or entities, then the contest host in question shall be liable for all sorts of bad consequences and stuff.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You smell.

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Poop.

If you wish to withdraw from the contest, I suggest that the last WW winner (possums) appoint the person whom he would consider the second-place winner in the previous contest to continue.

As for your assertion that I "smell", I must at this point in time, in all candor, regretfully concur. I would also like for it to be noted, for the record, that all of my posts in this thread have been very important and official-sounding.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

since i'm gone forever i didnt know this contest was over forever, so here

[Click to view comic: 'worlds worst thing to say while asleep']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Ok... I don't really want to take responsibility for this, but if Rabid's not going to run this, I will (being the winner of the last WW). Personally, I would like to see the World's Worst competition continue, but if anything, mine was a sign of the contest's decay.

So here's what I'm gonna do. If anyone has a good idea for a World's Worst, pm it to me and we'll talk.

And Biped, meet me in the green room. Bring the harness.

The winner is Spankling!

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Poop.

:/

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Batman created by Bob Kane

No seriously. A winner is Spankling.

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Poop.

Excellent choice, Rabid.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Yeah, the last time Spankling won a competition was the BCC, and we all know what happened to that. Rabid, if you're not going to pick a real winner, I'm going to transfer the ownership of the next WW to someone else.

I wish I could just waltz into a competition and take ownership of it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I give you permission to do so.

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Get Your War On

Cool.

A winner is Spankling!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Yay! *raises Spankling onto his shouders and parades him around the forum...naked*

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Get Your War On

I "waltzed" into this by having been the owner of the last one, and I'm not going to let Rabid try to run WW into the ground.

It's impossible for Rabid to run it into the ground, that's already been done. And it doesn't matter if you won the last one or whatever, it's HIS contest.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.