After conquering the worlds of comic strips and television, Brad has decided to branch out even further and take on the daunting task of helping to educate our children with a series of fun and colorful strips that will entertain the kiddies even as they teach them all the important stuff about history, science, math, language, etc. that they need to know in life. The trouble is, he has commissioned the members of stripcreator to come up with these wonderful strips, and since we're such a bunch of big, fat dummies, all of the information conveyed by the strips is wrong, and the next generation of children that grow up being educated by them will turn out to be the biggest generation of total morons that ever took charge of the world. That...that'd be funny, wouldn't it?

Or...would it?

Let's find out! Let's help educate the children.

Series are ok, photoshopping's okay, everything's okay! As long as it's for the children!

Judging will probably be next Wednesday. Now let's TEACH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 256: On this Dayton History']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'SC Civil War Re-Enactment']

[Click to view comic: 'lets teach children about the holocaust! WITH GI JEW']

i even added a subtle nod to anne frank, did ya catch it? ;)

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

Hope you like it.

[Click to view comic: 'Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. "BACKYARD BAR-B-Q"']

[Click to view comic: 'Kids these days']

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 256: Seems Oddly Familiar...']

[Click to view comic: 'CC256: The 1901 Pan-American Exposition']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 256 The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 256 Inflation']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I present these two.

[Click to view comic: 'CC256: Lesson 1 - How Boorite Conquered the Persians']
[Click to view comic: 'CC256: Lesson 2 - Wirthling and the Fall of Rome']

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HALPUU!

[Click to view comic: 'CC256: Archduke Franz Ferdinand']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Lesser American Folkloric Heroes']

[Click to view comic: 'Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (2)']

[Click to view comic: 'Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (3)']

[Click to view comic: 'Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (4)']

[Click to view comic: 'Lesser American Folkloric Heroes (5)']

Choad, I less than three that last one.

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 256: Suicide can, indeed, be a healthy alternative.']" />

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BurningRicardo - One part brutally voyeuristic shockutainment, two parts MTV's Jackass.

[Click to view comic: '256: The Jesus of the Past, Present, and Future']

I'm sorry this isn't funny.

[Click to view comic: 'i before e, except after c: an adventure in altitude']

That comic was vitamin-fortified and ribbed for your pleasure.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I am probably going to judge this contest later this evening. Notice I said "probably." That's just to give you a little doubt. So you'll think -- "Maybe he will...maybe he won't." And you might find yourself getting a little...nervous. And that's just the way I want it. Because that way, you won't see it coming ...when you suddenly find yourself...

PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!!

CLIPPED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And now, the moment that some of you have all been waiting for...the big announcement of the winner!

Honorable mentions:

UnknownEric for the thought-provoking "The 1901 Pan-American Exposition"!

and

ObiJo for the delightfully clever "i before e, except after c: an adventure in altitude"!

And the winner is:

choadwarrior for his funnily humourous series, "Lesser American Folkloric Heroes"!

Everyone else did a very nice job with their entries, but unfortunately this is Holly-weird, so...

PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!!

CLIPPED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Golly. Thanks Biped.

I have no idea what to do for cc 257, but I'll have it up by late tomorrow night.

I should admit I stole that i bit from Big Evil Dan.

But I'm not going to.

For I am a potato. And as such, I know no compromise.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!! PHFFT!!!

CLIPPED!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.