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kaufman
September 1, 2004 12:44 PM

A few hours ago, I wrote this for CC 256:

248993

Which inspired this IM exchange with MikeyG:

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MikeyG: re: 248993, you forgot "Steve Intercourse"

kaufman: Is there an Intercourse in Ohio? I know there's one in PA.

MikeyG: I thought that was the state it was in.
Perhaps I am wrong

kaufman: No, Pennsylvania. Been there. Had lunch there.

...

kaufman: But feel free to make a sequel about William Penn's crew discovering Pennsylvania. I'm sure he had some funny men on board. Aside from Steve.

MikeyG: Steve Intercourse

kaufman: We can really piss biped off and make a 50-comic series.

But as fun as that series would be, I don't really feel like flooding and trashing a Comic Contest. So I came here. If you want to join in, and contribute a state or two, feel free. Just remember the rules: The capital was obviously named after the discoverer ...

quote:
kaufman: Dibs on Louis Toadsuckferry.
and Marilyn Truthorconsequences.

MikeyG: Who discovered New Mexico

kaufman: Santa did. He named the capital after himself.

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MikeyG September 1, 2004 12:52 PM	/comics/MikeyG/249001/
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kaufman September 1, 2004 1:11 PM	249003
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MikeyG September 1, 2004 1:43 PM	/comics/MikeyG/249007/
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biped September 1, 2004 1:58 PM	quote: kaufman: We can really piss biped off and make a 50-comic series. I've never been pissed off by anything that I could totally disregard.
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kaufman September 1, 2004 7:15 PM	quote: quote: kaufman: We can really piss biped off and make a 50-comic series. I've never been pissed off by anything that I could totally disregard. Irrelevant. It was still a good line. Oh, by the way, a couple more installments. 249035 249034
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biped September 1, 2004 8:44 PM	quote: Irrelevant. It was still a good line. Nothing I say is irrelevant.
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kaufman September 2, 2004 6:47 AM	That's enough from you, young man. I want an eight-comic series, "Biped vs. the Borg," on my desk by Tuesday. Oh, and here's Rhode Island: 249090
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ivytheplant September 2, 2004 10:06 AM	quote: That's enough from you, young man. I want an eight-comic series, "Biped vs. the Borg," on my desk by Tuesday. My money's on the Borg. Because they rock. /comics/ivytheplant/249097/
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biped September 2, 2004 11:27 AM	/comics/biped/249101/ /comics/biped/249102/ /comics/biped/249103/ /comics/biped/249104/
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biped September 2, 2004 11:29 AM	/comics/biped/249105/ /comics/biped/249106/ /comics/biped/249107/ /comics/biped/249108/
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ivytheplant September 2, 2004 11:31 AM	Aw hell. I should have known better. No one can beat the sex drive of biped. Not even the Borg. Then again, they DID let Captain Janeway kick their asses so their ability is in question.
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kaufman September 2, 2004 11:45 AM	biped, Did you have to use those for the borg characters? All I could think was: 249110
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biped September 2, 2004 12:03 PM	quote: biped, Did you have to use those for the borg characters? Yes, I'm afraid so. /comics/biped/249113/
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kaufman September 2, 2004 7:26 PM	249188 249183
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ivytheplant September 2, 2004 11:23 PM	/comics/ivytheplant/249261/ /comics/ivytheplant/249265/
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kaufman September 3, 2004 10:20 AM	249314
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm September 3, 2004 12:43 PM	Anyone know what point a joke crosses the line from being "Infinitely Funny" to "Done to Death, and someone is laying atop the grave masturbating to pictures of Henry Winkler"? I never quite worked it out.
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lukket September 3, 2004 1:39 PM	/comics/lukket/249325/
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lukket September 3, 2004 2:13 PM	/comics/lukket/249329/
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kaufman September 3, 2004 8:29 PM	quote: Anyone know what point a joke crosses the line from being "Infinitely Funny" to "Done to Death, and someone is laying atop the grave masturbating to pictures of Henry Winkler"? Aaaaaayyyyyyy! Don't worry, we're almost a third done already. And then we'll break new ground ... Eh?
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biped September 3, 2004 8:38 PM	The boys' bathroom at Arnold's is Fonzie's "office." He hangs around in there being "cool" while guys are taking a rank, smelly dump. I just don't understand it.
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kaufman September 3, 2004 10:28 PM	249442
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lukket September 4, 2004 3:58 AM	/comics/lukket/249471/
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biped September 4, 2004 7:47 AM	/comics/biped/249492/
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lukket September 4, 2004 10:51 AM	/comics/lukket/249514/
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kaufman September 4, 2004 5:44 PM	... and Barry Whitesulphersprings!
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lukket September 4, 2004 5:57 PM	quote: ... and Barry Whitesulphersprings! Nice one! I missed it completely.
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kaufman September 4, 2004 6:31 PM	249576 249579
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pita September 5, 2004 7:17 AM	249622
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kaufman September 6, 2004 11:19 AM	249689 249690
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qwertyuio September 6, 2004 11:42 PM	249759 This would have been alot better if the catholics hadn't named every place.
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lukket September 8, 2004 2:08 PM	/comics/lukket/249903/
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kaufman September 8, 2004 8:26 PM	249945
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kaufman September 29, 2004 8:38 PM	Halftime lasted three weeks, eh? So sue me. We're back, and starting on the other 25. Starting with these two: 252015 252018
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