Choose one (and only one) comic and submit it here. The user who submits the least-horrible strip will be the winner.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

The Extreme Masturbation Challenge by Kr0n1c 8-07-04

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Get Your War On

Fuck Ted Bundy by possums 9-08-04

This was going to be the funniest comic I ever made. The ashes of the scorned! Hath? Doth! But then Ted Bundy came in and killed everyone, ruining what would have been a hilarious punchline. GAR!! DIE!! In conclusion, fuck Ted Bundy. What did I ever do to you?

Seriously, man, fuck Ted Bundy.

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Fuck Ted Bundy by possums 9-08-04

This was going to be the funniest comic I ever made. The ashes of the scorned! Hath? Doth! But then Ted Bundy came in and killed everyone, ruining what would have been a hilarious punchline. GAR!! DIE!! In conclusion, fuck Ted Bundy. What did I ever do to you?

Seriously, man, fuck Ted Bundy.

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My Town Is Under Water. by NooniePuuBunny 9-08-04

Our top story tonight is Hurricane Francis, which is now dumping water over most of Western North Carolina. Most of North Canton and Clyde are now facing flooding from the Pigeon River. Our roving reporter Steve is on the scene now. Steve? Thanks, Marla. Sir, could you explain how bad the flooding is right now?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

`^~-_-~^` by fzh 6-12-04

I'm not feeling very funny right now.

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Fuck Ted Bundy by possums 9-08-04

This was going to be the funniest comic I ever made. The ashes of the scorned! Hath? Doth! But then Ted Bundy came in and killed everyone, ruining what would have been a hilarious punchline. GAR!! DIE!! In conclusion, fuck Ted Bundy. What did I ever do to you?

Seriously, man, fuck Ted Bundy.

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I know Ted Bundy's cousin. He looks up to his cousin. I'm gonna tell him what you said.

Oh... and BTW... Ted Bundy bludgeoned his victims, he didnt use a knife.

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Fuck Ted Bundy by possums 9-08-04

This was going to be the funniest comic I ever made. The ashes of the scorned! Hath? Doth! But then Ted Bundy came in and killed everyone, ruining what would have been a hilarious punchline. GAR!! DIE!! In conclusion, fuck Ted Bundy. What did I ever do to you?

Seriously, man, fuck Ted Bundy.

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I know Ted Bundy's cousin. He looks up to his cousin. I'm gonna tell him what you said.

Oh... and BTW... Ted Bundy bludgeoned his victims, he didnt use a knife.

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Do we even have a bludgeon character? I can't think of one.

The Full Meal Deal by biped 9-10-04

See? I told you I'd pull my pants down if you didn't knock 15% off the price of those McNuggets. And if you don't throw in a free fried pie, I assure you the shorts are next. Good. I was wondering what your penis and testicles looked like.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bahamian Oily Slut by NGrassi22 9-10-04

Bermuda's Board Of Travel knew they were screwed when an oil tanker spilt in the ocean, which would fuck up their recent string of ads with Bermuda having "Clearest and cleanest ocean in the world."

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Confessions of a Sheep Shearer by KajunFirefly 2-11-04

You've been scratching all day. Go home! I don't want to catch that "human syphilis" *scratch* We've got to get you to a clinic. Shut up!

Ok I'm ending this contest. The winner is Andydougan. Congrats.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

ZzZzzz...

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Get Your War On

What I find amusing is that The Fourth Annual Jet Comic Competition is taking place less than a year after the first one...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"