Maybe it's my non-plussed facial expression to what most people say to me, but for some reason, people tell me the strangest things for no reason. I plan on continuing this series over time:
I'm not sure why anyone would want to sit and wipe their ass.
It's better to half-stand, bent over. That way you don't have to dip your hand below the seat level (unless you want to risk brushing your hand against the lovely stuff around that entire area of the toilet), and you won't squeeze the...remains against your cheeks.
I have tried it all and believe me, sit and wipe is the way to go. Just make sure you don't rip off too much roll at once or it will hit the water, and you will only find this out once you wipe your ass with the soaking wet shit-rag.
Great comics.
I've hit 'preview' and I like what I see. I'm goona go ahead and hit 'save' now.
