Maybe it's my non-plussed facial expression to what most people say to me, but for some reason, people tell me the strangest things for no reason. I plan on continuing this series over time:

[Click to view comic: 'People Tell Me Things']

[Click to view comic: 'People Tell Me Things']

[Click to view comic: 'Return of People Tell Me Things']

[Click to view comic: 'Son of People Tell Me Things']

thank you for baking this lewlsberry pie choad

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'The Bride of People Tell Me Things']

Gah! That was confidential information, choad! Now everyone knows!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Ha ha.

The "wiping stance" argument was one that circled my work a few years ago, I think you can tell a lot about a person from their wiping stance.

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Dad was flammable

I'm not sure why anyone would want to sit and wipe their ass.

It's better to half-stand, bent over. That way you don't have to dip your hand below the seat level (unless you want to risk brushing your hand against the lovely stuff around that entire area of the toilet), and you won't squeeze the...remains against your cheeks.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes, the outcome to our debate was that the half-squat bent-over technique was the most efficient.

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Dad was flammable

I'm suprised to hear that. I witnessed such a discussion on this matter at an old IT job and it literally deteriorated into a shouting match.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Revenge of People Tell Me Things']
[Click to view comic: 'People Tell Me Things Strikes Again']

Say hello to #800:

[Click to view comic: 'It Came From People Tell Me Things']

[Click to view comic: 'Back to People Tell Me Things']
[Click to view comic: 'Beneath People Tell Me Things']
[Click to view comic: 'Conquest of People Tell Me Things']
[Click to view comic: 'Farewell to People Tell Me Things']

I have tried it all and believe me, sit and wipe is the way to go. Just make sure you don't rip off too much roll at once or it will hit the water, and you will only find this out once you wipe your ass with the soaking wet shit-rag.

Great comics.

I've hit 'preview' and I like what I see. I'm goona go ahead and hit 'save' now.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'People Tell Me Things Redux']

"Yeah, I looked down and wondered what that stuff was all over my bathroom sink and counter."

Geez, I was masturbating long before I had anything to show for it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Seconded

We should party.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.