Mom, dad, if you're reading this right now it can only mean one thing. I am judging a WW competition. We always knew it might come to this one day. Please be strong for my brothers and sisters. If little Timmy asks any questions, tell him his brother is judging a CC. I don't think he is strong enough to handle the truth. Give my collection of antique leaves that I keep scattered in the back garden to the guy with the leaf-blower who does our neighbourhood gardens, he will know what to do with them. It only remains to say the Zegota is teh winnar with this here comic -
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and may Tobor have mercy on his hole.