http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/10/27/dwarf.cavewoman.ap/index.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Homo erectus" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"George Washington's Wood" ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

"I've spent a sleepless night trying to figure out what to do with this thing," said Schwartz.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Scientists have developed this computerized reconstruction of the new species.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."

I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.

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What others say about boorite!

Goddamnit, boorite! I told you not to tell anyone!

How will my vast Balrog army be a surprise now!?

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They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."

I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.

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They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."

I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.

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Too easy. Wyoming is full of balrogs. Dick Cheney, Matthew Shepard's killers, and Ivy after a double shift at Wal-Mart come to mind.

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[Click to view comic: '(1983) The Fellowship of the Yellow Smiley Face']

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True... So true.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[URL=http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/10/29/britain.witches.ap/index.html]But will the witches forgive them?[/url]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Next they'll uncover short, stout humanoids near caves with axes laying next to them. Also, they'll find tall, slender beings all concentrated on one island in the south pacific. Then, maybe they find a human skeleton buried with a big staff or something. I don't know.

Also, silmarils.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Crazy Kids

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In New York they probably would have gone unnoticed.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I've always wondered: Why don't we do it in the road?

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What others say about boorite!

Paul lied. They were being watched.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You obviously don't know much about New York. We would probably be sitting around them eating popcorn and making helpful suggestions.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.