quote:They immediately starting calling these things "hobbits."
I'm off to Wyoming to dig up a Balrog.
Too easy. Wyoming is full of balrogs. Dick Cheney, Matthew Shepard's killers, and Ivy after a double shift at Wal-Mart come to mind.
Yeah, I'd like to see Gandalf tell Ivy she shall not pass.
Next they'll uncover short, stout humanoids near caves with axes laying next to them. Also, they'll find tall, slender beings all concentrated on one island in the south pacific. Then, maybe they find a human skeleton buried with a big staff or something. I don't know.