We've been enduring another wave of new strippers. Some are good, but some are truly awful. How to screen them and determine who actually has their chops would certainly save the rest of us a lot of pain and suffering, no?

Luckily, the good folks in Princeton, NJ have come up with the Stripcreator Aptitude Test, which is sure to separate the wit from the chafe. Their questions are in comic form, some easier than others. Like:

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And that's not even one of the better questions, I'm sure.

Your mission is to provide us with some of the other questions from this admission test. There doesn't have to be an obvious right answer (as in the example above); getting there should be half the fun. Format is up to you, and questions, when needed, can be in the form of a series, rather than a single comic.

So get out your #2 pencils; I'll ask you to put them down, oh, probably around Friday the 12th.

Is multiple entries OK?

Wow. I'm such a dyslexic 'tard. I need to slow down and check my comic more often.

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Multiples are fine, up to a point. The point is somewhere below 86,281,309,442.

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Best efforts of from a brain shot by three consecutive twenty-four hour work shifts and Dairy Queen ice cream cakes.

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I could have sworn that I'd posted these already.

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golly, i love that guy.

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...also, reference the RAPP U 11! SAT.

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5th place: quodlibet, for "So You Want To Be ..."
4th place: habnem, for "Next Time, Do Multiple Choice."
3rd place: seattlesque, for "It all adds up to 5318008."
2nd place: xxausrottenxx, for the simple and sweet "What is wrong with this picture?"
And first place for laugh-out-loud presentation goes to mmyers for "Rate x time=drunk". I, for one, am hoping those battling beer boys show up again as recurring characters.

Good job, everyone.

Ah, many thanks to 2K Kaufman and the other fine folks in this CC. I wasn't going to enter anything but then I started reading all the other entries and laughing and it inspired me. New contest up soon.

I too would like to see more Kajun vs. Boorite wisdom.

Hee hee. I forgot to post my second entry. I guess that, just for Ss and/or Gs, I'll post it now:

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I think I missed the boat on this one, but it was a funny idea. (This is my first time to stripcreator and I can already tell that the obsenity filter may have to be engaged.)

AAAAAAAH! Topic necrophiliac!!!