We've been enduring another wave of new strippers. Some are good, but some are truly awful. How to screen them and determine who actually has their chops would certainly save the rest of us a lot of pain and suffering, no?
Luckily, the good folks in Princeton, NJ have come up with the Stripcreator Aptitude Test, which is sure to separate the wit from the chafe. Their questions are in comic form, some easier than others. Like:
[Click to view comic: 'SAT: A nun, a Mexican and a goat walk into a bar ...']
And that's not even one of the better questions, I'm sure.
Your mission is to provide us with some of the other questions from this admission test. There doesn't have to be an obvious right answer (as in the example above); getting there should be half the fun. Format is up to you, and questions, when needed, can be in the form of a series, rather than a single comic.
So get out your #2 pencils; I'll ask you to put them down, oh, probably around Friday the 12th.