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kaufman
Director of Cats

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We've been enduring another wave of new strippers. Some are good, but some are truly awful. How to screen them and determine who actually has their chops would certainly save the rest of us a lot of pain and suffering, no?

Luckily, the good folks in Princeton, NJ have come up with the Stripcreator Aptitude Test, which is sure to separate the wit from the chafe. Their questions are in comic form, some easier than others. Like:

[Click to view comic: 'SAT: A nun, a Mexican and a goat walk into a bar ...']

And that's not even one of the better questions, I'm sure.

Your mission is to provide us with some of the other questions from this admission test. There doesn't have to be an obvious right answer (as in the example above); getting there should be half the fun. Format is up to you, and questions, when needed, can be in the form of a series, rather than a single comic.

So get out your #2 pencils; I'll ask you to put them down, oh, probably around Friday the 12th.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-04-04 8:44am (new)
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80_Million_Fleas
Make a New One!

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Is multiple entries OK?

Wow. I'm such a dyslexic 'tard. I need to slow down and check my comic more often.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

11-04-04 10:47am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Multiples are fine, up to a point. The point is somewhere below 86,281,309,442.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-04-04 10:53am (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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11-04-04 2:22pm (new)
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quodlibet
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Best efforts of from a brain shot by three consecutive twenty-four hour work shifts and Dairy Queen ice cream cakes.

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: SAT #1. Answer in a yes/no format.']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: SAT #2: Identify the anomalous panel']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: SAT #3: The Geography of Comic Spaces']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

11-04-04 6:29pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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11-04-04 8:52pm (new)
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seattlesque
Junior Comic Technician

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11-05-04 2:47am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 264: Deleted!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

11-05-04 8:57am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the **** and often misses

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[Click to view comic: 'SAT: How many Asian Girls does it take to...']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.

11-05-04 11:45am (new)
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seattlesque
Junior Comic Technician

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11-05-04 2:17pm (new)
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seattlesque
Junior Comic Technician

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11-05-04 3:52pm (new)
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Twi_prime
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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[url=[Click to view comic: 'Stripcreator Aptitude Test: The Oral Exam']][/url]

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

11-06-04 12:01am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 264: Graded on a Recurve']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

11-07-04 5:21am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-07-04 6:39am (new)
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quodlibet
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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11-07-04 11:50am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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[Click to view comic: 'CC CCLIV: wehn a man teeches a women']

golly, i love that guy.

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- christ@myself.com - **** a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

11-10-04 8:54pm (new)
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seattlesque
Junior Comic Technician

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[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Cultural Bias']

...also, reference the RAPP U 11! SAT.

11-10-04 10:19pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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11-11-04 9:26am (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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[Click to view comic: 'I refuse to answer, based on the principle that I'm stupid.']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for ***s.

11-11-04 9:55am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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11-11-04 11:34pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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5th place: quodlibet, for "So You Want To Be ..."
4th place: habnem, for "Next Time, Do Multiple Choice."
3rd place: seattlesque, for "It all adds up to 5318008."
2nd place: xxausrottenxx, for the simple and sweet "What is wrong with this picture?"
And first place for laugh-out-loud presentation goes to mmyers for "Rate x time=drunk". I, for one, am hoping those battling beer boys show up again as recurring characters.

Good job, everyone.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-12-04 8:43am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Ah, many thanks to 2K Kaufman and the other fine folks in this CC. I wasn't going to enter anything but then I started reading all the other entries and laughing and it inspired me. New contest up soon.

I too would like to see more Kajun vs. Boorite wisdom.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

11-12-04 11:06am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Hee hee. I forgot to post my second entry. I guess that, just for Ss and/or Gs, I'll post it now:

[Click to view comic: 'CC CCLIVb: Nightmare Exam Board']

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- christ@myself.com - **** a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

11-12-04 4:50pm (new)
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Valentina
Stripcreator Newbie

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[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Humor']

I think I missed the boat on this one, but it was a funny idea. (This is my first time to stripcreator and I can already tell that the obsenity filter may have to be engaged.)

1-30-05 4:45pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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AAAAAAAH! Topic necrophiliac!!!

1-30-05 6:22pm (new)
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