We've been enduring another wave of new strippers. Some are good, but some are truly awful. How to screen them and determine who actually has their chops would certainly save the rest of us a lot of pain and suffering, no?

Luckily, the good folks in Princeton, NJ have come up with the Stripcreator Aptitude Test, which is sure to separate the wit from the chafe. Their questions are in comic form, some easier than others. Like:

[Click to view comic: 'SAT: A nun, a Mexican and a goat walk into a bar ...']

And that's not even one of the better questions, I'm sure.

Your mission is to provide us with some of the other questions from this admission test. There doesn't have to be an obvious right answer (as in the example above); getting there should be half the fun. Format is up to you, and questions, when needed, can be in the form of a series, rather than a single comic.

So get out your #2 pencils; I'll ask you to put them down, oh, probably around Friday the 12th.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is multiple entries OK?

Wow. I'm such a dyslexic 'tard. I need to slow down and check my comic more often.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Multiples are fine, up to a point. The point is somewhere below 86,281,309,442.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Fill in the Blanks']

Best efforts of from a brain shot by three consecutive twenty-four hour work shifts and Dairy Queen ice cream cakes.

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: SAT #1. Answer in a yes/no format.']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: SAT #2: Identify the anomalous panel']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: SAT #3: The Geography of Comic Spaces']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 264: "Hilarity For Dummies": An Instructional Video -- 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 264: "Hilarity For Dummies": An Instructional Video -- 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 264: "Hilarity For Dummies": An Instructional Video -- 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: The Left vs. The Right']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Question #256321']

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Racking Pete's Brain']

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Explain why each frame fits a "Feeling Horny" theme.']

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: 99 Percent Ill']

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

[Click to view comic: 'CC 264: Graded on a Recurve']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 246: Fuck this Spelling Test']

I could have sworn that I'd posted these already.

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: So You Want To Be A Stripcreator User? 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: So You Want To Be A Stripcreator User? 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: So You Want To Be A Stripcreator User? 3']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'CC CCLIV: wehn a man teeches a women']

golly, i love that guy.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Cultural Bias']

...also, reference the RAPP U 11! SAT.

[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Mathematics question']
[Click to view comic: 'CC264: Rate x time=drunk']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

5th place: quodlibet, for "So You Want To Be ..."
4th place: habnem, for "Next Time, Do Multiple Choice."
3rd place: seattlesque, for "It all adds up to 5318008."
2nd place: xxausrottenxx, for the simple and sweet "What is wrong with this picture?"
And first place for laugh-out-loud presentation goes to mmyers for "Rate x time=drunk". I, for one, am hoping those battling beer boys show up again as recurring characters.

Good job, everyone.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Ah, many thanks to 2K Kaufman and the other fine folks in this CC. I wasn't going to enter anything but then I started reading all the other entries and laughing and it inspired me. New contest up soon.

I too would like to see more Kajun vs. Boorite wisdom.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hee hee. I forgot to post my second entry. I guess that, just for Ss and/or Gs, I'll post it now:

[Click to view comic: 'CC CCLIVb: Nightmare Exam Board']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Humor']

I think I missed the boat on this one, but it was a funny idea. (This is my first time to stripcreator and I can already tell that the obsenity filter may have to be engaged.)

AAAAAAAH! Topic necrophiliac!!!