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User #41719
November 5, 2004 4:35 PM

Attention Soldiers Wizard Evil is gunna try to put a curse on each of us! Go fight Soldiers!!!! If you're not a soldier of mine then stay out of this topic.

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dcomposed
November 5, 2004 5:04 PM

Can I be a soldier?

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crabby
November 5, 2004 7:40 PM

Journey rocks!

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niteowl
November 5, 2004 8:55 PM

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User #41719
November 5, 2004 9:20 PM

dcomposed you can be a soldier I'll send you a PM with the rules.

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Drexle
November 5, 2004 9:36 PM

Red Wizard is about to die

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crabby
November 5, 2004 11:01 PM

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User #41719
November 6, 2004 11:42 PM

Over the journey my soldiers not_niteowl, cory5 and RapidFire got killed on the journey!!!!!!!!!!!!

<:*(*

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ivytheplant
November 7, 2004 8:14 AM

So what are you going to write to their widows?

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DragonXero
November 7, 2004 8:22 AM

Can I call down an airstrike on SVKomics' head?

If not, can I just kick him in the junk and laugh?

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Drexle
November 7, 2004 11:49 PM

They were no match for Mortiis and Santa Claus.

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boorite
November 8, 2004 7:09 AM

I'm not a soldier and yet I am not staying out of this thread. I'm defiant that way.

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crabby
November 9, 2004 12:10 AM

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boorite
November 9, 2004 6:44 AM

We were soldiers once, and young.

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UnknownEric
November 9, 2004 6:59 AM

Don't stop believin'.

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User #41719
November 9, 2004 8:25 PM

DragonXero what's my junk. And boorite do you want to sign up for being one of my soldiers?

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ivytheplant
November 9, 2004 10:14 PM

quote:
DragonXero what's my junk.

Your cock and balls, doofus.

quote:
And boorite do you want to sign up for being one of my soldiers?

You can't have him. He and MikeyG are my soldiers!

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boorite
November 10, 2004 6:43 AM

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boorite do you want to sign up for being one of my soldiers?

That depends on the likelihood of mutiny.

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User #41719
November 10, 2004 3:25 PM

ivytheplant I'm not a doofus! And why are you so mean to me?!!

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EvilZak
November 10, 2004 3:32 PM

Ivytheplant wants you to give her an anal probe.

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Zaster
November 10, 2004 4:01 PM

I want to know how this all turned out. Was the evil wizard's dastardly plan stopped by the courageous charge of stalwart soldiers? I'm on the edge of my fuckin' seat here.

I mean, I was going to start watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time this weekend, but who needs warmed over Tolkien when you've got this epic narrative?

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MikeyG
November 11, 2004 6:55 AM

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ivytheplant I'm not a doofus! And why are you so mean to me?!!

Because you're a festering bowl of gnu vomit.

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UnknownEric
November 11, 2004 7:03 AM

No gnu vomit is good gnu vomit.

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kaufman
November 11, 2004 7:11 AM

I prefer the more succinct "gnuke."

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jes_lawson
November 11, 2004 7:51 AM

Is that open source?

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User #41719
November 11, 2004 8:46 AM

EvilZak and why are you so mean to me?! What did I do to you? Plus I'm not a girl! I'm a 37 year old man.

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EvilZak
November 11, 2004 9:03 AM

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply that females wanted to have sex with you. If I had known that you prefer men, I wouldn't have said that.

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ivytheplant
November 11, 2004 2:05 PM

quote:
EvilZak and why are you so mean to me?! What did I do to you? Plus I'm not a girl! I'm a 37 year old man.

Usually I lust over men in their 30's, but I'll make an exception for you. You're more like a middle school brat than a 30-something.

So much for that saying about men maturing at 30...

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User #41257
November 13, 2004 2:33 PM

im allowed here but I'm not a soilder I am a commander.

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fzh
November 13, 2004 5:33 PM

quote:
im allowed here but I'm not a soilder I am a commander.

Hey, just who do you think you are? SVKomix said, "If you're not a soldier of mine then stay out of this topic." You can't just change other peoples' rules for your own purposes. GET OUTTA HERE, YA DIRTY BUM!

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User #41257
November 13, 2004 8:28 PM

HATERS

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JESUSSANDWICH
November 13, 2004 9:20 PM

GG Allin hates you.

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umfumdisi
November 13, 2004 10:21 PM

GG Allin is dead--just like ODB. :[

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MikeyG
November 14, 2004 7:50 AM

Except as far as I know, ODB never took a shit onstage and ate a piece of it before flinging it at the audience.

Poor ODB. I, for one, will truly miss his antics.

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