Attention Soldiers Wizard Evil is gunna try to put a curse on each of us! Go fight Soldiers!!!! If you're not a soldier of mine then stay out of this topic.

Can I be a soldier?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Journey rocks!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

dcomposed you can be a soldier I'll send you a PM with the rules.

Red Wizard is about to die

Over the journey my soldiers not_niteowl, cory5 and RapidFire got killed on the journey!!!!!!!!!!!!

<:*(*

So what are you going to write to their widows?

Can I call down an airstrike on SVKomics' head?

If not, can I just kick him in the junk and laugh?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

They were no match for Mortiis and Santa Claus.

I'm not a soldier and yet I am not staying out of this thread. I'm defiant that way.

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What others say about boorite!

We were soldiers once, and young.

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What others say about boorite!

Don't stop believin'.

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I has a flavor!

DragonXero what's my junk. And boorite do you want to sign up for being one of my soldiers?

Your cock and balls, doofus.

You can't have him. He and MikeyG are my soldiers!

That depends on the likelihood of mutiny.

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What others say about boorite!

ivytheplant I'm not a doofus! And why are you so mean to me?!!

Ivytheplant wants you to give her an anal probe.

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AFROMANS MOVE

I want to know how this all turned out. Was the evil wizard's dastardly plan stopped by the courageous charge of stalwart soldiers? I'm on the edge of my fuckin' seat here.

I mean, I was going to start watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time this weekend, but who needs warmed over Tolkien when you've got this epic narrative?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Because you're a festering bowl of gnu vomit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No gnu vomit is good gnu vomit.

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I has a flavor!

I prefer the more succinct "gnuke."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is that open source?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.